VintagePornFun

What is the Oldest Profession in the World?

The answer to that question would be prostitution. Yes, the oldest profession was simply selling your body, I mean people had to find a way to make money somehow. Maybe it wasn’t even about money, but they did it to earn something which they benefited from. With that being said, porn is not something that came out the moment you started watching it, it has actually been around for quite some time.

I did some digging and to my surprise found out that the oldest porn was made in the late 19th century, meaning that it has been over a hundred years since people first started enjoying porn. This is of course the oldest porn that we know about, but the industry has picked up the work quite nicely in the last 30 or so years. I mean, with the improvement of technology, the quality of porn.

However, there are many of us who enjoy classic movies, and the same can be said about porn. I prefer the new kind, but there are people out there who enjoy older porn movies, maybe because there is one sexy pornstar they could never forget. Who knows what the reason is, the thing is that there is a porn site called VintagePornFun which hosts many of those old porn videos which you can watch today?

This means that your favorite pornstar which went out of business a long time ago is still somewhere on the internet, at least her porn is. One of my favorite pornstars is the lady I watched when I was young, Jenna Jameson. I mean that woman knew what to do with a dick, so you can imagine my disappointment when I found out that she retired in January 2008. I mean talking about an awful start to a new year.

Thousands of Porn Videos Available

The website is full of old and new porn, that is the beauty of it. If you have seen the show Game of Thrones, then this would be the Citadel of porn! This is where all the porn knowledge is being kept, or at least the most popular porn throughout ages. When you think about it, VintagePornFun should be protected by governments around the world, I mean what would we do if something happened to it!? That would be an unrivaled tragedy.

For those of you who didn’t know about this porn site, this is a lot to process, I know. This is like your favorite grandma waking up from her grave, well not really, but it is a similarly shocking discovery. There are so many videos you want to check out right now, that it is hard to decide which one to watch first! Relax, take a deep breath and count to ten, VintagePornFun has you covered, so there is really nothing to panic about.

The website will first show you the videos which are being watched right now. This way you can simply browse through some of them and watch the first one you remember oh so dearly. You don’t have to worry your head too much, just take somebody else’s idea until you remember what that amazing porn video you used to jerk off too when you were little was called. Amateurs, how can you forget something that important!?

If you scroll a little bit down, you will find the latest added videos and maybe you will find exactly what you are looking for. If you are young or new to porn, this website will definitely prove to you that women enjoyed dick way before the 21st century. Surprise, surprise! Just make sure you don’t go wandering off too much, who knows how frisky your aunt was, you wouldn’t want to find her on here. That would make for an awkward family Christmas.

Easy to Find What You Are Looking For?

With a website as important to the culture as this one, it can’t be badly designed, and even if it was, we would forgive everything simply because we can reminisce about better times! When we were young and horny middle schoolers, the only thing we worried about was how we could beat our meat when we got home from school without getting caught! Oh, those were the good times, I am not crying, there is something in my eye.

So, honestly, I was a bit run over by the emotions since I found one of my favorite porn videos from childhood and didn’t tell you the whole truth. The website is rather simple, but you might not be able to find your favorite porn as easily as I made it seem at first. There are too many tags to count, and that can be a bit overwhelming, especially when finding the right vintage porn to jack off to.

Quite frankly, the tags option is clusterfuck as it is giving too many years for us to search through. It would be a lot simpler to avoid giving tags for every year and simply group them into decades, I mean the best ones will be easy to find as long as you know the decade. Some of the other tags can also be misleading, so arm yourself with some patience along with that favorite lotion of yours.

Whoever is behind this porn site would do all of us a huge favor if they would fix the tags and the issues associated with them. I know that there are what feels like millions of porn videos on there, but finding the right one shouldn’t be as complicated as they make it. We are not complaining too much though, as we are able to enjoy some classic porn we haven’t laid our eyes on in years, maybe even decades.

We are Still Grateful for This Treasure

With the tags being a dumpster fire, you should lean on our best friend the search bar, but that will only help you if you know what you are looking for. However, it is also useful if you can at least explain the porn you are looking for. A keyword would go a long way, so try to remember, think damnit, think! If you know the name of the pornstar from the movie, you can type her name in the search bar and browse through all the movies she starred in.

VintagePornFun is a free website, which makes it that much easier to appreciate. I mean some of the porn on there would be really hard to find, and doing so without paying anything for it is truly a blessing. However, as you might’ve already guessed, just like many other free porn sites it comes with a few ads and pop-ups. This is something that most of us are used to, so we remain patient as we have to close a few new windows which show up when clicking on content.

There is also the fact that the website has, what it feels like, a thousand different pornstars. I am not kidding, there are so many of them that it is hard to decide which favorite retired pornstar should you first watch. I was very pleased to see that there are around 20 Jenna Jameson’s videos on there. The only issue was deciding which to watch first, because she looks amazing in all of them. Trust me, this woman knows how to handle a dick.

Whichever era of porn you prefer, you can find similar videos with ease, and this time I am not lying. Actually, I was excited to see that after I finished watching one of the porn movies from the 80s, to find similar ones, all I had to do was to scroll down to the bottom of the page. This is where I found the tags which will lead me to porn I really like, in the same category of the one I just finished. There are also already shown movies for you to scroll through too.

Final Thoughts on VintagePornFun

We keep track of history, even teach it in schools, so having a porn site like this one which keeps track of porn history is great. This is a free porn site which allows you to enjoy many, if not all, of the pornstars you enjoyed watching when you were younger. Go through thousands of classic porn movies and relive them like never before. Don’t mind a few ads here and there, as nothing should ruin this moment for you.