ImageFap Vintage

Bringing Back the OldSchool Smut

All of you young bucks will not believe the shit that has happened before you were born. I am not lying, there are certain things that would just blow your mind. For example, did you know that we didn’t have wifi back in the day? We had to get our internet through the telephones and I am not talking about the mobile ones. The thing also used to make quite a bit of clicking sounds before it would ever connect. Shocking, isn’t it?

With that being said, back then we weren’t able to watch as much porn online as there is today. First, we had to go through the struggle of using porn magazines like Playboy and Hustler. Some of you probably haven’t heard of the Hustler, to begin with, but it was hot shit back in the day. The biggest problem is that you had to hide this stuff somewhere in your room so your parents don’t find it. Also, there is the chance that you actually had to steal it from your dad.

It wasn’t easy back in the day, let me tell you. There is no doubt that we are living in the best time in human history today, no one can tell me differently. However, from time to time we like to go back in time to relive certain things. That is the reason why some people still like to jerk off to porn pics. Yes, simple images without any action in them really, just a picture of a sexy slut and that is pretty much it. We used to have a lot more imagination back then.

If you are looking to go back to the good old days and want to fap to some quality porn pics, then you are in luck. Realistically speaking there are a lot of porn sites out there with sexy photographs, but not many of them have the original shit we like. I am talking about vintage smut, you know what I mean. Luckily, I ran into one which does, and I am pretty sure many of you have heard about it. ImageFap has all the vintage porn pics your heart desires.

A Ridiculous Amount of Free Vintage Galleries

If I have to choose between the premium porn sites and free ones, I think the choice is pretty damn easy, I always go with the free ones. Some of you might call me cheap or shit like that, but that has nothing to do with this. Simply, free porn sites and tubes have damn near all the content that the premium ones do. There is something called piracy in case you didn’t know, and it is one of the greatest things that ever happened to the internet.

I am telling you all that because ImageFap is a free site, and you can watch all their videos and pics for free. Yes, even though there is no word of a video in the site’s title, they do have them, but that is not what I am here to talk about today. I want to share with you my thoughts on their gallery of vintage pics. First things first, it is ridiculously huge, I mean there is more than enough smut here to last you a lifetime.

I am not sure that many of us can even count all the smut that is available in these galleries. The thing is that you will see pictures on each of the pages, but it turns out that they are actually galleries, meaning that there are more pics hidden in there than you originally thought. For those that can read, it actually says how many pictures are in the gallery, but there is something that threw me off about that. You can see the name, number of pics, size, and upload date.

The size is the confusing part. No, this is not me trying to pass 5 inches as 8, but ImageFap might be. For example, there is a gallery with only 5 pics, which I don’t find to be big at all, and in the size department it says “huge”. The next gallery has the same amount of pics and it says “large”. Do you see where I am coming from? It gets even more confusing when you see that there is one with 24 images and it is also considered as large.

 Age is Just a Number

This is usually said by pedophiles, or by old ass hags trying to get boned by some young and energetic dude. There is a reason why I said this and I don’t fall under either of those categories. People are not really on the same page when it comes to what is actually vintage smut. Some say, stuff from before 2010 falls under that category, I disagree, that means that damn near everything older than 12 years is considered vintage.

That just doesn’t sit right with me. I would say that any type of smut before the beginning of the century can be called vintage. That just makes more sense for me, don’t ask me why, because I won’t be able to tell you, it just does. I am telling you all of this because there are pics from different decades in ImageFap’s vintage gallery. You will see pics from 2010, the 1990s, and even the 1970s. Yeah, they cover quite a few decades here.

You will find 80s sluts with curly hairs, women from the 70s with bushes on their pussies, and some the newer-aged girls. They all have one thing in common and that is the fact that they are not shy when it comes to showing off their bodies. I would assume that they are all also dick-hungry sluts, but without the actual action scenes, I can’t say that for a fact. That is the only issue I have with porn pics, they don’t tell the whole story.

They say that a picture is worth 1,000 words, but in that case, videos are worth a million of them. This type of porn is a bit outdated if you ask me, but you guys can knock yourself out. Also, ImageFap looks quite old and outdated as a website too. There is just not much appeal to it when you first enter the website, it looks cheap, to say the least. If I am being honest with you the design looks shitty as hell, but hey, now you know what you are getting yourself into.

Some Nice Features

With all the dirt I just threw on ImageFap, I can’t say that it is a bad site at all. First of all, it is free and gives us a shit ton of vintage pictures to jerk off to. Also, there are some nice subcategories within the vintage content. Let me just tell you that you can sort the galleries by the size and the time they were uploaded. Small, Medium, Large, and Huge is the size options, even though we know that this is not 100% accurate.

When it comes to when the pics were uploaded you can choose today, this week, this month, and anytime, which is a pretty basic offer. However, this is where it gets better, and honestly a lot better. The subcategories allow you to find a specific niche of vintage galleries. On the left-hand side, you will have quite a bit of option. You can choose to jerk off to some interracial vintage pics, Asian ones, Fetish, Big Tits, Amateur, Ebony and so much more.

This allows you to narrow your search and find the right type of vintage porn pics you want to jerk off to. The thing is that you can even mix them up. I chose to check out the anal and Latina subs together and came to a gallery titled “My Favorite Pornstars: Elle Rio”. I can easily see why this guy finds Elle as one of his favorite sluts to jerk off to. She is absolutely gorgeous and she seems to be enjoying herself in all of the pics.

You don’t even have to bother registering to watch any of this stuff, which I find to be a small victory within itself. I don’t want to waste any of my time, I just want to browse through these vintage galleries and jerk off to some of the best pornstars ever. There are so many of them that we completely forgot about them. I just had to search for Jenna Jameson and her galleries are as amazing as I expected them to be.

You can Upload Your Own Content

I told you that you don’t have to register to check out all the vintage pics, but if you are looking to update any from your personal gallery, you will have to do so. It is not a hard process at all, it only takes like a minute or so. There is more though, you are not only able to post shit on forums and blogs, but you will also get the opportunity to talk to the other members of the community. Hey, nothing bad can come out of this, right? Vintage porn pics lovers unite!