Cat3Movie

Some Things Don't Make Sense

For example, people who will have peanut butter over Nutella don't make sense. Either you are an absolute moron, or your taste buds are destroyed. Those are the only two possible explanations for that situation. The same can be said for people who like vanilla ice cream. Like, what in the actual fuck are you doing with your life? I am sure that only people who prefer vanilla over chocolate ice cream are the same ones who use no spices when cooking.

The same can be said about websites. I have reviewed quite a few of them whose names make no sense at all. Of course, you would hope a site's name would tell you exactly what you will find there, or at least give you some clue, but that is too much to ask for. For example, have you heard of penisland.com? You probably haven't, but tell me, what do you think they are selling there? What kind of service or items?

If you said anything sex-related, you're mistaken. The site is not called penis land. The name is pen island. For the love of God, stop playing with me. If that wasn't enough, their logo is an island shaped like a dick. They are just rubbing it in at that point. You are probably wondering why in the world I am telling you all of this. The truth is simple. Someone mentioned a website with a weird name to me recently.

It is called Cat3Movie, and I have no idea what to expect here. Part of me thought it was a streaming site with a shit ton of movies and tv shows. I hoped it wasn't a porn site with cats or some disturbing shit like that. Luckily, it is just another porn site, but I decided to write a review since the name intrigued me. Professional deformation, I guess. Let's see what this site is all about.

Don't Get Confused

I am telling you this ahead of time because I am sure you will be just slightly confused with everything happening on Cat3Movie. No, I am not saying this because the site looks like someone threw up content on it. That's not the case here. It is because some titles are not porn videos. For example, one of the most recent uploads is The Hills Have Eyes Part II from 1984. Some of you bastards weren't even born back then.

There are Sinatra movies and so many other oldies that most of us never had a chance to watch. Air America with Mel Gibson and Robert Downey Jr. is also under the New Movies tab. I guess they are really into vintage movies, not that they are bad or anything like that. I promised you porn, and most of you probably think I lied about it by now. Don't worry. I would never lead you astray. That is not who I am.

The truth is they also have quite a lot of smut here. It's just that they seem to be really into cinematography, regardless of the amount of nudity in it. I was worried for a little while that I was wasting my time reviewing Cat3Movie because it would not appeal to my regular readers. However, once I found their pornos, I knew immediately that you horny bastards would like to hear what this site has to say.

Between jerking off to some nice porno, you should visit Cat3Movie and watch some cult movies in their library. There is a shit ton of them. I have decided to put this site in my favorites right away. I will be back eventually to watch some of these masterpieces. They have movies from the early 20th century, and it seems that damn near every decade of the 1900s has its representative here.

Let's Talk Porn

I know most of you didn't give a flying fuck about the number of movies or how damn old they are. Instead, you want to hear about the erotic side of Cat3Movie. It is completely understandable because who understands you perverts better than me? The thing is that they have just as much vintage erotica as they have movies. Remember, fellas. I don't write about sites if they don't help you jacking off, gambling, or allowing you to reach those vice-filled websites.

As a matter of fact, as soon as you make it to the Cat3Movie, you will find the Hot Movie tab; underneath it, all of them are pornos. I guess that they understand us a lot better than I originally thought. It makes sense that there is an increase in people visiting this website, especially when you realize that they focus on providing their visitors with rare, often updated content. There is a lot of smut here, so no one will leave disappointed.

Also, if we are honest, the Cat3Movie is pretty damn well laid out. I like that they are not using that bright-ass, white background. Instead, they have applied this dark blue color, giving off a nice vibe. Also, the content is easy to browse through. First, I told you about the Hot Movies, closely followed by the new ones, Classic Erotica, Asian Erotica Movies, and lastly, the popular movies found near the end of the homepage.

Their categories are not the same as those of other porn sites because this is not only a site filled with porn in the first place. There are no videos here, either. These are full-length movies and porno. Check out the Action, Asian, Classic Porn, Sex Education, Incest, and a shit ton of other movie genres. This seems to be a porn site for those distinguished gentlemen. Everything seems to be just a tad bit classier here.

Nice Sorting Options

I already mentioned some of the tabs on the front page, like Asian Erotica Movies and Hot ones. However, Cat3Movie offers a lot more help when it comes to searching for a perfect movie to enjoy tonight, regardless if there is any sex in it or not. You can sort the content here based on the country it comes from, the year it came out, and the categories I already mentioned.

You will find movies from the US, UK, Japan, France, Italy, Korea, Bosnia, and other countries. When it comes to the years, they are more like decades. The oldest movies Cat3Movie has in its library are from the 1920s, while the newest ones came out in 2022. It is much easier to find the right movie to watch with your partner to spice up the mood with all this help, wouldn't you agree?

If you are unsure what to watch on Cat3Movie, scroll down to the bottom of the page. Remember, that is where I told you the popular movies are hiding. You can see what other people visiting this site prefer. You can sort even this content. Browse through that day's popular movies, the most watched ones of the last week or month, or choose to go through all of them. The choice is yours. No one is here to stop you.

The thumbnails are pretty damn nice too. All you have to do is drag your mouse over the movie's cover, poster, or whatever you want to call it, and you will get a lot of useful information. For example, you can see which country it comes from, when it came out, its length, and a short description. If I am being honest, the more time I spend on Cat3Movie, the more I like this website and everything it has to offer.

Not a Fan of the Ads

I noticed immediately that the chances of opening a new tab while clicking on something on Cat3Movie are pretty damn high. I mean, that is because this is a completely free streaming site. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that. All the movies you find on this website are free, so knock yourself out. The thing is that there are also quite a few pop-ups and ads showing their ugly faces. I can't stress enough how much this grinds my gears.

On the other hand, it could be a lot worse. The ads here are not as aggressive or annoying as they are on some other similar sites. Accept that free streaming sites, porn ones or not, come with ads. There is no way to go around it. Instead of focusing on the negatives, be thankful that we found a site filled with some amazing porn and cult movies I am sure you haven't seen in a while or at all.