Aloha Tube Vintage

Some Porn Ages Like Fine Wine

There are certain things in life that get better with age, I mean there is a reason we are obsessed with sexy ass MILFs. How it is possible that they look so good at their age is beyond me, but I love it. Some will say that cars should also be taken into consideration, we all know that old-timers are expensive as all get out, some even when not in that great of a condition. Some people just love old things and there is nothing you or I can do about it.

Porn can also fall into this category. Look, nowadays we have almost everything we can think of when it comes to porn videos, but those made back in the day still scratch an itch these new ones can’t. There are some pornstars like Jenna Jameson, which made us fall in love with porn in the first place, and they hold a special place in our hearts. No matter how many sexy new porn sluts we find, can they really compare?

This is why there are quite a few pornsites out there with vintage porn videos and AlohaTubeVintage is one of them. If you are into old things, this is a pornsite you didn’t know you needed. It has an amazing collection of old porn that you can beat your meat to for as much as you’d like. Hairy pussy and those weird sunglasses people used to wear in the 90s, they are here, just like in the good old days. Just make sure you don’t tear up reminiscing.

As much as watching some of these videos brings back great memories, it also puts into perspective how far has the porn industry come. It is absolutely fascinating, I mean don’t get me wrong the sluts in these videos are just as sexy, but the equipment used to record them, not so much. For you younger guys, if you think new porn is much better, fair enough, then this can simply be somewhat of a history book for you, so you can appreciate what you have today.

All You Can Eat Vintage Porn Buffet

There are so many videos on this pornsite that you will go blind trying to go through them all. No, seriously, there are definitely over 100,000 vintage porn videos here. It seems that there are these old ass dudes sitting in their house and uploading old porn to the internet. Has AlohaTubeVintage gone to one of those retirement homes and found a sick old bastard with a ridiculous old porn collection or what?

Whatever they do, they are not playing around. Some of these porn videos are so damn old that they must’ve been recorded on a fucking VHS tape. For you younger generation, that is something like a CD, just a lot bigger and a lot older. I remember the time I used to hide CDs under my mattress so my mom wouldn’t find my porn stash. Now we don’t have to worry about that as pornsites like this one make it a lot easier to watch vintage porn.

What I want to thank God for is that there are so many sick and freaky bastards out there who kept their vintage porn. The thing is AlohaTubeVintage keeps coming up with newly added vintage porn videos. How that works, I have no clue, but I promise you that they update regularly and none of the sluts being fucked in these videos are under 50 now. Fuck, some might already be dead, but they knew their way with dick back in the day, that is for sure.

Don’t be expecting daily updates, there are over 100,000 videos on there, how many more do you need man? I am not an expert, so I don’t really know what is considered vintage porn, but what I can tell you is that you will find a lot of Freddie Mercury looking bastards here fucking women with perms and all that jazz. Whatever you wanna call it, some of these videos are so damn old that it can be seen in the funky way that they dress.

Genres Were Not Made Up Yesterday

For you young bucks, I don’t blame you for thinking the world began the day you were born, because that’s all you know. However, a lot more shit happened before you came out of the womb than since that fateful day. Porn has evolved through time, and I am honestly glad about that. With that being said, AlohaTubeVintage is a perfect example of just how far the porn industry has come, or at least you can see what it used to be like.

They have porn from seemingly every decade, well, all the ones that matter really. I mean below the 70s, I don’t necessarily care about those videos. It is creepy as hell to jack off to a woman who died, regardless of how well she played with dick in her heyday. They do have even older porn, but to me that is just laughable. It is good if you aim to be a porn historian, but most of us are here just to beat our meat to some sexy sluts.

Now don’t get it twisted, people were are fucked up 100 years ago as they are today. Those bastards enjoyed the same kinks and fetishes we do today, we didn’t discover porn, they did. These OGs knew what they were doing and the porn has more or less the same action as it does today. MILFs were popular back then, big dick porn, teenage girls loving cock, and all the good stuff we are into today, they made it possible.

I opened one video and found two women with the haircuts from “That 70s Show” sucking a cock like there is no tomorrow. The guy had that creepy ass mustache, but he also had a huge dick, not going to lie. So yeah kids, everything we are seeing in porn today has already been seen. The old heads will tell you how Jenna Jameson and them are better than Rachel Starr and the new school pornstars. It is like the LeBron and Jordan debate.

A Lot of Old School Vibes Found Here

For those of you who were born in the late 90s or later, you probably don’t remember what pornsites used to look like. There really wasn’t anything flashy about them, but they got the job done. AlohaTubeVintage is the same way. A mixture of ugly colors and the old school design where everything is in these simple looking squares can be found here. It is hard to explain, you have to take a look for yourself to understand it.

This doesn’t mean that this is a bad pornsite, far from it, but the design does look rather cheap. The thing is, however, that the videos load extremely fast, so the design shouldn’t matter to you at all. Let’s be honest you are here to watch some old porn, not the way it is laid out. If you remember we used to wait for videos to buffer or something like that and it took forever, this videos open damn near instantly, and it is great to see.

There is one thing you should not expect from this pornsite and that is the high quality HD content we are used to today. The videos were recorded with worse equipment, I told you that the porn industry went a long way. There will be that good old smoky look to every video, you might even see some small blurry squares here and there in the middle of the action. But that is what makes loading so fast, like playing an old video game on a brand new computer.

With the old porn videos, you will notice that a lot of them were way longer than the ones we watch today. There are many of them here that are actually full-length movies. This is great because even your mobile phone can load these videos with the speed of lighting. Your bathroom breaks at work just got a lot more interesting. Who knows, maybe you find a video of your boss here when she was young and cock loving slut.

There Has to Be a Downside

Yeah, there actually is. Once you start browsing through AlohaTubeVintage, you will notice that quite a few of the videos are not even hosted on it. Instead, you will be redirected to another porn page and have to watch the video there. This means that sometimes you will be taken to a pornsite that charges for their content, so not everything is free. I know that something like this can be annoying, but there is still a lot of free great vintage porn content.