MNF Club Game

Between the 3D high quality sex simulation games and the non-pornographic games like The Sims where you had to make due with some cheats that un-blurred the people’s private parts, people have always been looking for simulated sexual scenarios. Porn games are here to bring you immersion and porn is here to bring you visuals, but for proper and utter immersion you need a simulation game. That’s where Meet and Fuck Club comes in. Since 2015, this game title has tried to be the Second Life of the adult world, but oddly enough, it’s more reminiscent of Club Penguin than of anything else.

Return of the Flash

This game might be recent, but it’s game engine is about as old as you could get without having to revert to the pre-Windows era. It’s made entire in Flash and playable entire in your browser. Sure, that’s a good thing. It means that you can play it from any device that’s browser capable. But, Flash is becoming outdated pretty soon and from what is known, Flash is only going to be available through Internet Explorer by December of 2020. Whether that spells death for Meet and Fuck Club, only time will tell. For now, the game is perfectly playable within Chrome, so get your hands on it while it’s still afloat.

For an entirely in-browser game that requires preloading, the game loads rather quickly on a standard internet connection. Once it’s loaded you need to log in. You’d need either a Facebook account or a one-time signup with your e-mail. Either choice is perfectly fine and equally safe; they don’t get any of your private information with the signup. It’s more of a formality and a way to keep your progress saved.

Technically, it’s an MMO

Yes, it’s true. This tiny and simple Flash game is actually a proper full-fledged massively multiplayer online game, complete with tons of servers to play on. And you better believe you’re going to need servers; there are so many people playing this game at all times, that half the servers are going to be full. Still, there’s always room for you. The people that run this game made sure that they’re never at full capacity.

As for the open world aspects that make every MMO worth its salt, well, you get an open world. It’s extremely reminiscent of Club Penguin though, with the world being more of a club based hub than a World of Warcraft like sprawl of continents. There is also no combat or action. The entirety of the game is based around traversing the various clubs and shops and having fun with other people.

There’s also NPCs in the game, but they’re more of an afterthought. Granted, you can sleep with some of them, providing you fall under their gender preference. That’s not the point of the game, though. You’re supposed to be spending your time making friends and taking names. The social aspects of this game are the real meat. You find other players like yourself, admire their getup and quickly proceed to have sex with them, if they’ve got you on their mind.

Style and Flair

All of the world is built around facilitating these kinds of meet-cutes as most of the zones are either built around fun, like clubs, or commerce, like clothes shops. The clothes shops are really interesting in that customizing your character is such a huge part of the gameplay when you’re not actively interacting with other people.

First of all, you get to customize your character in great detail when the game starts off. You choose your gender, your build, the general look of your stomach, abs as well as your skin color. You even get to pick from a list of noses and ears, and elf-ears are very much an option if you’re into that. It’s sufficient customization so that very few people look exactly the same. Still, in an MMO, everyone starts looking the same after a while, especially since in this game everyone is human. They can’t play the World of Warcraft multi-race card.

So, to stand out among the crowd of other virtual humans, you have to customize your character. That’s where the clothes come in. There are so many clothing options ranging from sensible pairs of pants, to, quite literally, a Soviet Union hat complete with ear muffs. Why? How? It is not entirely clear. This game isn’t political or anything, it’s just that there’s so many random clothing options to help you stand out in a crowd that random political stuff got thrown in there along the way.

But don’t worry, there are sensible clothing options as well, along with some kinky outfits to help you steamroll through the boring parts.

The Art Style and Flash Limitations

The art to this game comes in one flavor: 2D Flash quality. It has this very old school approach to sprite assets, and since the game is entirely two dimensional, you’re not going to see a lot of originality. There’s also a lot of mixing and matching done with asset swaps so that the developers could get the most out of the man-hours they spent on the game.

The art leaves a lot to be desired, but for what it is it gets the job done. It’s worth noting that within the constraints of 2D Flash, the game makes the most of what it has to work with. Plus, you have to consider that other Flash games that went all out on the development side of things suffered from performance hits. Flash was absolutely not made to handle proper video game titles. It was originally conceived as an animation software with mild scripting abilities. The fact that people turned it into a game engine is mind-boggling.

Meet and Fuck Club is one of very few pieces of Flash software that set specific goals and reached them without compromise. You also have to give them props for having functioning servers that never kick out of the game or bug out. There are some latency issues, depending on your location, but since there’s no fast paced action, it’s unlikely you’ll ever notice.

The Sexy Payoff

There’s only so much you can say about a porn game before you have to talk about the quality of the sex scenes. The sex in this game can be had with NPCs and other people, though the latter is your main objective. You’re not pushed to it, it’s a given that that’s why you’re here. You want to enjoy yourself in a liberal setting with other open-minded people. It’s also kind of a given that you’re not going to enquire about people’s real life personal information. This is probably for the best as it’s extremely likely that the women you meet in this game are actually men in real life. Don’t go there. It’s for your own good.

Once you find someone whom you’d like to tickle, who’d like to tickle you back, the two of you can set off on some fantastical sex action that’s depicted across the screen in a superior quality to the rest of the game. Technically, this is the part where you see the character you created at the beginning of the game. For the exploration of the open world you get a reduced asset version that’s a little underwhelming.

In the sex scene however you get to see the two characters get it on in full 2D glory. While this is happening, a good portion of the lower end of your screen is covered by a chat window. This is where the main action is supposed to happen, and this is the part you mind find disappointing. You’re supposed to sex-chat with the person you’re having sex with. Yes, like they used to do over e-mail back in the 90s. You don’t get to swap positions and use sex toys. You just stay in the animation while you pleasure each other through written word.

On the one hand, this is great news for people who care deeply about literature and extended role-play. You could talk to each other as much as you’d like and if you got lucky and paired up with someone who’s equally versed at writing smut as you, you could have a great time.

On the other hand, if you wanted a quick virtual lay with some satisfying videos and you have the kind of member that requires two hands on it at all times, then you’ll neither want nor be able to keep typing while the action is happening. It’s not a game for everyone.