Merge Nymphs

Porn Games are Everywhere

There aren’t many things which men enjoy more than sex and video games. When I say sex, I obviously include porn in that as well, so whoever managed to bring those two together is a pure genius. Porn games have been a great idea for quite some time now because they allow us to interact with the sexiest virtual sluts. This also includes some of the hottest anime babes we all know and love. There is really a lot to love about the concept.

However, for the longest porn games did not live up to the expectation. This is mostly because of the technology, or lack of it. When you take a look at what these games used to look like and what they are today, it is very obvious that they have gone a long way. Realistically speaking the developers were just as horny back in the day, they just weren’t able to properly put their horniness into porn games, due to lack of good technology.

Luckily, in the last several years the quality of porn games has gone up exponentially. First of all, they are a lot easier on the eyes and we are not looking at some Tetris-like squares and trying to figure out if that is the anime slut’s titty or something else. The rise in popularity porn games have had is obvious in the fact that there are more of them today than ever before. Everywhere you turn, you are able to find at least one which is interesting to try out.

With too many nice porn games out today, it is hard to choose just one. So how the hell do we know which game to choose. I can’t lie to you; I can be rather indecisive when it comes to picking out the right porn video and games are no different. I found one game that seems to be rather promising and I decided to share with you what I think of it. The name of the game is Merge Nymphs so stick around to see what it's all about.

Another One of Nutaku’s Games

As much as I admit that the idea behind porn games is a good one, I still think we are a long way from them becoming what we know they can be. What I am trying to say is that I don’t often do reviews on them, but what I do know is that Nutaku has a huge gallery of porn games, if not the biggest one on the internet. With all that being said, it comes as no surprise that Merge Nymphs can also be found in that same gallery.

After reading some things about the website itself, I had rather high expectations of this porn game. In hindsight, I probably should’ve lowered them a notch because what I have seen is not necessarily bad, but it is a bit confusing. Usually, porn games involve some type of talking or getting to know the virtual slut before fucking her, and that makes a lot of sense because these nerds do need to practice for when they actually meet a real-life woman other than their mother.

Merge Nymphs is a little bit different to say the least. It reminds me of that one game that was on Siemens C45, the one called Stack Attack. The younger generations probably have no clue what I am talking about as the phone itself had a colorless screen, yes, they did exist, but this game gives off a similar vibe. So, basically, what you do is put together certain items and once you get three same ones together, they disappear and you get some points.

These items are somewhat statues of what seems to be a cock, but there are other items too. So, you are basically looking to merge these objects into a bigger one. I tried it out, but found that my interest in it was waning. However, as any pro porn reviewer, I had to stick it out so you guys know whether Merge Nymphs is worth your time or not. Somebody had to sacrifice for the betterment of the group, and it was my time to pay my dues.

There are In-game Minigames

There are certain gambling minigames in the game itself which makes it easier to fuck slutty nymphs. They have a few different uses here and one of them is to improve the characters. Realistically speaking that is not that interesting, but what is the fact that through this minigame you can unlock new nymphs and add them to your deck. In case you didn’t get it by now, these nymphs are meant to be fucked within the game.

There is a good number of them too, so work hard to be in the position to fuck them all. The fucking is a little bit disappointing though because it is just a simple pic and then the text underneath it changes as you click on the “Continue” button. The pictures are quite nice and detailed, but I prefer more action. That is another reason why I actually prefer porn over these games, they leave a lot to be desired if we are being honest.

Now the first slut you run into is a blonde one with small wings and she teaches you how everything works. You need to put together some statues which end up becoming one big statue of a big tittied slut. Yes, I know, this is a weird game, but the thing is there are a lot of sexy scenes here believe it or not. The first one I opened after going through a few levels is the one of the blonde nympho being fucked in the ass.

She says how she was a bad girl and loves being fucked in her ass as you take her from behind. Yeah, it seems to be a weird situation with the gameplay and everything, but the end result, it looks like it's worth it. Porn games always involve some type of interaction or something like that before undressing and fucking that virtual slut, so I guess it all depends how much work are you willing to put into it.

The Artist Did a Great Job

You can complain about the gameplay and the confusion which comes with Merge Nymphs, but I guess the title of the game itself tells you all you need to know. You merge shit to fuck nymphs, pretty self-explanatory. The one thing you can’t say anything bad about is the design of the game and the work of the artist who took care of the visual novel parts. The sluts are definitely worth fucking as they are sexy as all get out. A lot of good fapping material can be found here.

Apparently, what is going on is that there is some kind of pollution going on and you are here to stop it. You basically need to heal the damn planet, and for being a good druid you get to get laid. Not a bad return for your work if you ask me. Now, how do you actually heal the damn planet you ask, well it’s with dicks. I told you that you need to put three items together and merge them into a bigger one, so three small dicks add to a big one.

The big dick energy allows you to do the healing. Yes, you read that right, so be prepared to run into an unhealthy number of dicks in the game. Your sexy nymphs are in love with dick, so it all starts making more and more sense as you go through the game. There are some golems and shit which are supposed to prevent you from doing the holy work of healing the planet with cocks, but they are not that big of an adversary, to be honest with you.

There are items that can be won by moving shit around. You can match underwear, bras, and some sex toys and allow your character to use them. Do not expect to hear any moaning in any of the sex scenes here, as they are just pictures. That doesn’t change the fact that there is music in the background. The biggest thing you should worry about is that these nympho nymphs are definitely hot and drawn well enough for you to jack off to them.

What’s the Final Verdict?

It is hard to tell because I am not the biggest fan of porn games, but realistically Merge Nymphs is one that can be worth your time. You just need to be a fan of the gameplay and you won’t have any complaints. If you are bi, this might be even more interesting to you because with all the sexy sluts, you will also find a lot of dick floating around. The sex scenes are amazing, and there are trees with boobs too, so that is a plus, a weird one, but a plus nonetheless.