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Since 2008, 91Porn has been confusing western audiences and serving Chinese ones very diligently, with a steady supply of homemade smut. This is easily one of the most confusing websites you are going to see in your lifetime, and not just because of the language barrier. There are several things that this website does that you will not see on other sites, with a mix of standard uploading and a love for homemade smut that is prevalent across all cultures of the world.

So Many Ads

If there was an award for having as many ads as humanly possible on your website, then 91Porn would take the cake. When you first land on the home page you’re bombarded with an entire screen’s worth of ads. There’s no content, no links to smut, nothing. There are only ads. It’s one giant billboard with over a dozen external sites that are flashing animated gifs at you, hoping you’d like to leave the site before you’ve ever properly entered it. It doesn’t make for a very warm welcome.

Those are just the manually placed ads, mind you. Meaning, those are the ads that the developers of the site put there, no doubt to make do on a promise of collaboration with other websites. There are actual automated ads here as well and they’re as uncountable as the manual ones.

When you scroll past the procession of assaulting ads, you arrive to the content, sort of. You see some tiny thumbnails of homemade smut videos – more on those later – but, more notably, you see even more ads. This time, they’re across the sides of the page, covering a good portion of the screen. These are the automatically loaded ads that an ad-blocker would keep away. But, if you’ve made it this far past the manually placed ads, which cannot be blocked, you might as well disable ad-block all together. You can’t escape the ads, so you might as well let the site owners make a few dollars for the smut they’re providing.

Towards the bottom of this rabbit hole of ad attacks, there’s the final ad you have to watch before the smut starts. Whenever you load a video on this site, you first have to watch an unskippable and unescapable ad that again leads you to an external site for related smut, but it’s not the homemade videos you came for.

Chinese Homemade Smut is Very Unique

Now that you’re well versed in the art of navigating past manual and automated ads, you’ll undoubtedly want to dive headfirst into some Chinese homemade smut. You will also quickly come to the realization that this particular type of homemade smut is very odd. Now, it’s not by any means inferior to more western productions, but you’d at least think that it might resemble other pornography from nearby countries, like say, Japan. Nothing could be further from the truth. Chinese homemade smut makes JAV and Western penetration look like two peas in a pod.

These videos all have a very specific type of low quality and efforts at anonymity that leave you as confused as you are horny while you’re watching them. Most if not all of the people who are having sex in these videos are doing so in a way that makes you wonder whether they’re really enjoying themselves. They’re coy, which is fine, but they’re so coy that you wonder whether they might be more ashamed than they are aroused. The action is extremely slow and not in a passionate way. It’s slow in a mechanical and detached sort of way that makes these videos look underground and illegal – and they’re not. These are legitimate videos posted by the actual people in the videos. In fact, the site has a very strict policy regarding just that.

Strict on Originality

Beyond the commonly expected and respected aversion to illegal smut, 91porn also seem to be very fervently opposed to reposting. They do not under any circumstance want you to post a video on their site that you did not make yourself. Whether you are the girl or the guy in the video doesn’t matter, but what does matter is that the video is made for the site, explicitly.

It would appear that they give you a secret code that’s tied to your account and you have to write it out on a piece of paper or a phone and flash it for the camera towards the beginning of the video before you post it. This way, they can manually vet every single video and make sure that you are who you say you are. They are fighting reposts to the maximum of their ability.

This results in an absolutely endless pit of videos that all start off in roughly the exact same way. You’ve got the naked girl in the back of the shot, getting ready to be penetrated, with the guy in the forefront, flashing a strip of paper with a code on it. It’s all so very cryptic and methodical that it boggles the mind. It’s about as far from sexy as you could get in a porn video.

Sexual Relations in the East

If the videos on 91porn are the content by which you judge the way that Chinese people have sex in the privacy of their own homes, you might shed a tear of compassion or two at how bland it all looks. First of all, it’s all extremely bashful, with the people in the videos seemingly embarrassed to be featured, even though the video was obviously their idea.

Maybe this is an indication of some sort of cultural perspective on sexuality in places with a bit more censorship and restraint. After all, the neighboring country of Japan is publically proud of its sexual deviance to the point that they have actual hentai girl statues across public spaces in their larger cities. China, on the other hand, hides pornography deep in the underground.

It could be the case that this website is providing the Chinese public with a much needed service for amateur pornography that would otherwise be completely unavailable. That might be the reason they’re so strict with the codes and identity checks and why they bother to hide their identities.

As for the actual sexual interactions, they’re terrifyingly bland. Throughout most of these videos, even the hottest parts of the action are accompanied by very slow motion thrusts and candid motions. Rarely do you actually hear the girl moaning in pleasure pains or see the guy swinging wildly while he’s inside her. It’s all very tame and downbeat, like a massage or a meditation session. It’s hard to believe that some people consider this to be the peak of sexual interaction, but to each their own.

There are a lot of niche decisions that went into the development of 91Porn, making this a particularly eccentric site. On the one hand, that means this site is not going to be very popular with the mainstream. On the other hand, though, niche and eccentric websites often develop cult followings. In the case of 91Porn, it’s clear that this site is popular both with Chinese people who need a sexual outlet and with worldwide viewers who are interested in the finer points of Chinese culture.

You could learn more about Chinese culture from these videos than you would from any book or casual internet source, that’s for sure. People are at their truest when they’re having sex, especially when they’re in love and that’s exactly the content that you get on 91Porn. You get to peer straight into thousands upon thousands of Chinese bedrooms and see how they do it in the land of the dragon.

There aren’t many tips for browsing 91Porn, other than the usual note to stay away from the ads unless you want to be bounced to an external site. Technically, there’s nothing wrong with that – you will end up on another smut site. But, if you want to stay on 91Porn, just drudge through the ads and get to the good stuff.

It’s worth noting that there are a ton of features on this site that, while perfectly free, aren’t exactly available to you if you’re not Chinese or versed in the language. Plus, other than the video titles, which are in English, the rest of the site is entirely in Kanji. That means that it’s written in Chinese characters and in their language, so there’s no way that you’ll get around, say, the forums. This is a shame, especially if you were hoping to get some dirty talk in between your masturbatory sessions. However, if you are versed in the Chinese tongue, then you will have a ton of fun interacting with the pervs on 91Porn and who knows, you might even walk away with a pen pal or two.