Tuk Tuk Patrol

Tuk Tuk Patrol is a premium Asian porn site featuring videos of real amateur porn stars filmed in Thailand. The site first began uploading videos in 2012, and since then, it has amassed a catalog of over one hundred and twenty-five scenes. This may not seem like a lot, but the length and quality of them, alongside the massive photo library that the site also contains, more than makes up for this seemingly small amount of content.

New content appears on Tuk Tuk Patrol fairly often, but these uploads don’t follow any regular schedule. That being said, it’s rare that more than a few weeks will go by without a new video, so even if you do manage to exhaust the years of videos that already exist on the site, you shouldn’t have to wait very long for a refresh.

A Moment of Zen

Tuk Tuk Patrol’s presentation is focused on the women rather than the videos. When you sign in to the site, you’ll first see a gallery showing off each video’s subject. Click on any given girl and you’ll be brought to a video, or, alternatively, move to the Our Girls tab at the top of the site to look at every single video that each girl has starred in. By and large, the videos follow a simple but appealing format in which the male star of the site finds a girl in public, introduces himself, and convinces her to go back to his place for sex—followed by the main event that all porn sites pride themselves on.

If none of these meet your needs, there are a couple of other options. There’s also a Top Rated section that lists all of the videos that the community at Tuk Tuk Patrol has determined to stand out above the rest, as well as a fairly effective search function, that takes into account the titles, detailed descriptions, and tags attached to each video to return exactly what you’re looking for, more often than not.

Alternatively, the site has a list of categories that can be a useful way to switch things up. If the gallery of stars isn’t getting you to where you need to know, switching to browsing the catalog by their physical descriptions or by a variety of situations and sex acts can sometimes be more effective.

In theory, these navigational features should work well, but in practice, they often don’t. Something with the implementation didn’t quite work out, and in many cases, the best way to browse through the catalog is via the chronological listing, even if you know the exact categories and search terms that should theoretically locate the scene you’re looking for. Matters are made even worse by the fact that the site is unattractive. Tuk Tuk Patrol, despite not being overly old, seems to have taken its design cues from porn sites built in the 1990s.

The entire site is free of advertisements of any kind, both from a PC and on the go via a mobile device. All of the features of the site work perfectly well from a cellphone, too, allowing you to choose your device based on the convenience of the form factor rather than having to base your decision on what parts of Tuk Tuk Patrol you plan to use.

The most recent videos on Tuk Tuk Patrol are in 1080p HD. Some of the older content isn’t, but none of it is in a resolution so low that it’s unwatchable. At the very least, the quality of the video never gets in the way of your enjoyment of the action. The photosets, too, are very well shot, both in technical terms and in terms of the eroticism and artistry of the porn.

Only Pay For The Features You Need

Tuk Tuk Patrol only offers two membership options. The first is a monthly plan which costs thirty dollars every thirty days, and can be canceled at any point. A trial option would be welcome, but as things stand this is the only way to get access to Tuk Tuk Patrol for a short period of time. Though about average when it comes to a month-to-month membership, this price does occasionally get cut in half (for the first month only) around major holidays, so if you’re on the fence it might be worthwhile to keep checking back until a better deal comes around.

If even a month at half price is too big of a risk for your taste, your best bet is to navigate to the site’s About Us page, where you’ll find a short one minute trailer for the site that shows you a tease of what you’ll find inside. It might not be much, but it does an admirable job of showing a representative piece of the type and quality of videos that a membership with Tuk Tuk Patrol will buy. If this still hasn’t convinced you, giving Tuk Tuk Patrol your email address at the bottom of the page will cause them to send you a link to a full-length video. If you’re still on the fence, you’re out of luck—your only option to move forward is signing up for a full month.

Once you’ve gotten a taste for Tuk Tuk Patrol and decided that it’s worth the money, or if you’re so interested in the concept that you’re ready to jump right in, you can move on to a full year membership. The twelve-month plan has an incredible value—it’s billed in a single one-hundred-twenty dollar payment, which works out to the equivalent of about ten dollars per month. This is roughly standard for a premium porn membership of this length, but when you consider the quality of the videos on Tuk Tuk Patrol, the value is elevated to a very high level.

There is a similar lack of flexibility when it comes to how you’re able to make payment. Perplexingly absent is the most common method of paying for porn—credit card payments. Yes, unlike nearly every other premium porn site, you won’t be able to join Tuk Tuk Patrol by providing your Visa, Mastercard, or other credit card information. Instead, your options are PayPal or via exchanging a gift card for membership, which always ends up giving you an exchange rate far worse than the actual value of your card.

While this by no means makes the site inaccessible, it might be inconvenient for some. In both cases, the billing name will not appear as Tuk Tuk Patrol, but will show up through a discrete third-party billing service. On the plus side of things, you can download an unlimited number of Tuk Tuk Patrol’s videos, no matter which membership you choose.

Great If You Love The Concept, But Otherwise…

There is a lot that Tuk Tuk Patrol does right. The videos themselves are long and filmed at a very high quality, and the sex scenes are hot. Very few sites even attempt to make the style of porn that Tuk Tuk Patrol does, and even fewer do so as well.

That being said, the site design isn’t great. Not only is it a bit ugly, but it doesn’t function as well as it should. This isn’t a huge detail because Tuk Tuk Patrol’s library isn’t massive, but that lack of content itself is another point against the site. Sure, it’s still growing, but new videos aren’t uploaded as often as they are on most porn sites.

Whether or not you should join Tuk Tuk Patrol depends on how interested you are in the niche of porn that the site focuses on. The site is good, but not good enough to overcome taste. If the thought of porn featuring a white man vacationing in Thailand where he picks up and seduces the local women appeals to you, then the content, site design, and price are easily good enough for this to fulfill your needs. If, on the other hand, you’re indifferent or worse to that premise, the porn isn’t so knock-your-socks-off amazing that it will overcome that distaste.