Tracys Dog

Nothing Without Some Imagination

Without imagination you will not get anywhere in life, I don’t care what anyone tells you. Even the richest fuckers in the world had to start somewhere, and they started with a simple idea. Now, getting everything in order for that idea to become a full-fledge plan is a completely different thing, but at least dreaming is free and you are able to come up with whatever the fuck you want. The only thing you need is some imagination.

Just think about it, for the longest we have tried to make sex feel better. I mean, what the fuck is there to fix, I don’t know, but we keep coming up with some new and weird fetishes just to spice things up. The same can be said about jerking off. Once you started, you never looked back, you only thought about new ways to make it feel better. Whether it is to spit in your hand before you start, or maybe jerk off while peeping through your neighbor’s window, I tried it.

That is exactly why there are so many fucking sex toys out there right now. If we are being honest, there are more of them for women, than there are for guys, but that makes perfect sense. If every guy knew where the fuck the clitoris is, poor women wouldn’t need to stay up long after you fall asleep to get themselves off. Regardless, there are so many toys out there that can help and spice up your sex life, making it 10 times more interesting.

If anything, your wife or a girlfriend would thank you. They could finally go to sleep at the same time as you and not have to worry about flicking their beans while you are snoring next to her. Hey, I know, let me help you out, I just ran into a website that can change your sex life forever. It is actually called TracysDog, and it has a thing or two which will make your wife a lot happier. Remember the old “happy wife, happy life” saying, well it is true.

Too Many Dumb Titles

It always pains me when I am writing a review on a website and I have to deal with their fucking title. I mean, what the fuck does TracysDog stand for? Are we talking about some amazing hotdogs made by a girl named Tracy, or maybe this is a site where the same-named lady is selling newborn puppies? Do you see how fucking confusing that can be? That is exactly why I write these reviews, so you wouldn’t have to hurt your brain by figuring it all out.

In case it wasn’t obvious by now, TracysDog is a website on which you can buy some of the best and most popular sex toys that are currently on the market. Yes, there is actually a way to make jerking off just a tad bit more classy, and this website is here to help you with that. That is the power of the 21st century. Back in the day, we had to settle for a dirty old sock we would never wear again and empty our load into it over and over again.

The thing is, TracysDog doesn’t discriminate. I am sure that they are aware, just like the rest of us that women use sex toys more often than men. Go back and reread the whole “guys not knowing where the clitoris is” argument, and you will understand why. However, they do not sell only sex toys for women, come on, this is the 21st century, we do not condone sexism here, only equal opportunities when it comes to busting a nut.

Also, there is a nice collection of toys for couples. Yes, if you are unable to satisfy your girl by yourself, you can always bring in a sex toy or two and become the man you think you are in her eyes. You have nothing to lose because a good dick runs the house, and if you don’t have it, you better take all the help you can get. If you can’t walk properly you use crutches, and if you can’t fuck properly, you use viagra and sex toys.

Don’t Even Have to Leave the House

I am sure your parents will hate me because they have been trying to get you out of their basement for years now, and here I am telling you that you don’t need to get out at all. Sorry to all the parents with sons who are failures, but you will have to take that issue to the internet. It is not me who made your son buy that pocket pussy, it was the internet. I only took him to the source, the rest of it was completely up to him.

The truth is that websites like TracysDog allow you to get some quality sex toys without ever leaving the comfort of your home. You can order these bad boys on your computer, tablet, or mobile device, it really doesn’t matter. The only thing that does matter is that you are able to get them delivered to your doorstep within a few weeks and your neighbors won't even know that you ordered yourself a pocket pussy.

However, that is not the only thing that they have on their offer. There are vibrators, dildos, sucking toys for nipples, and so much fucking more. Also, the website looks pretty damn clean, you can tell right off the bat that the stuff they are selling is only for the serious masturbators. Those of you who are willing to have the best cock tugging experience definitely need to check out TracysDog. There are too many things there for your pleasure.

They even have their merchandise spread out in categories so you can easily find exactly what you are looking for. Vibrators, sucking vibrators, couple toys, and best sellers each have their own page. The couple toys are those which allow you to control how fast and how powerful the vibrations will be for the toy you stick in your girlfriend’s pussy. It’s finally time for you to make your girl come in public and feel like a man about it.

Quality Toys, Quality Prices

If we are being honest, anything worth buying does come with a price you might frown upon once you see it. However, it seems that Tracy and her dogs know that pleasure shouldn’t be hard to come by. That is exactly why the toys you will find here will not cost you a fucking arm and a leg. I decided to check out each of the categories I mentioned above so I can tell you how much you can expect to pay for each of them.

There are 5 couple of vibrators available and the prices go from as low as $32.99 to as high as $69.99. The most expensive out of all of them is currently on sale and you can get it for $10 less, which comes down to $59.99. All but one couple’s toy come with a remote controller, obviously, it is meant for you to use it while your girl is on the receiving end of the pleasures which come with it. I am sure you have seen all the videos circling the internet.

Yes, those ones where the guy turns the power all the way up and his girl is literally dropping to her knees in the middle of the street. When it comes to the best sellers, you will find anything there, sucking vibrators, vibrating butt plugs, pocket pussies, massagers, lubricants, and much more. Quite a few of those items are on sale at the moment of writing this review, but the biggest deal is definitely the G spot vibrator which was 40% off.

I didn’t know just how far these sex toys have gone, but the sucking vibrator is something that piqued my interest. Apparently, there is a part that goes inside the vagina, but there is also this hole that sucks on the girl’s clit. I guess it gives off the feeling of someone who knows what he’s doing giving you girls some awesome head. The most expensive one is $50.99 while the cheapest toy in this category is $13.99.

Some BDSM Action

Let’s not forget the best part about sex, and that is some hardcore action. That is exactly why on TracysDog you can find whips as well. To be exact, it is a disciplining vibration whip that you can use to mix in some pain with pleasure. However, the handle itself works as a vibrator, so once you have shown your dominant side, you can turn it on and leave it inside your girl’s pussy until she cums over and over again.

They have free shipping available if you buy over $60 worth of toys if I read that correctly. The only bad side is that if you are unhappy with the toy, you can’t return it. On the other hand, who wants your used sex toy back? There are some perverts on the internet who would buy it off of you, and you might even be able to make a profit. So, there is really no need to return the sex toy you are unhappy with back to TracysDog.