BathMate Direct

Does Size Matter?

That is the biggest question surrounding penises since… ever really. The ones with small dicks obviously say it doesn’t, while the ones who have big ones like to rub it in and say that size is everything. Now when they speak about dick size, is it the length that matters or the width, I mean there are so many questions and not enough answers. Maybe BathMateDirect will answer them. Women on the other hand have different answers, they all have different preferences so it might be something which depends on the girl you are having sex with.

Now why are we even talking about sizes? I promise I am not trying to make you feel self-conscious about your own dick, but it is because bathmatedirect.com is actually a website for penis pumps. Yeah, you heard that correctly. Viagra is something that some men rely on when trying to impress a hot ass girl. Hey, first impression matters, they say, and you want to show her that you can go rounds man! However, there is a downside to the blue pill, how it affects your heart and your health is an ongoing debate.

In come penis pumps. Yeah, those are a thing man, don’t knock it till you try it, have an open mind. There are many different companies out there who make them and obviously sell them, BathMateDirect being one of the websites which does exactly that. So, there are different questions surrounding these pumps. Do they even work, what are they really improving? Well, the website promises the users of their dick pumps more power, improved confidence and stamina, among other things. But they do say that results vary.

Are You Serious?

Yes, I am dead serious, the website promises improvements when it comes to your little friend, but with all the political correctness in the world they can really say which part of your dick exactly improves. All they are willing to share with us is that 88% of their customers are satisfied within the first month of using their products. Not a bad percentage at all, I mean if you expected 100% don’t know what to tell you. To top it off, if you are not happy with the results you got from your penis pump, you can return it within 60 days. It would be nice of you to wash it first though.

So, if everything else fails, you can go to the website, choose whichever pump sounds best to you and order it. The names of the pumps are HydroMax and the number which goes with them tells you the size they are meant for. The smallest available pump is made for 3-inch dicks, there is one for 5, which also comes in Extreme, don’t be scared, it is supposed to give better results. The other two sizes are 7 inch as well as 9 inch and above. If your dick is bigger than 9 inches, what more do you want man? Who are you trying to be, Vlad the Impaler?

With Different Sizes Come Different Prices

The cheapest penis pump available on the website is $110 while the most expensive one is $399. Obviously the cheapest one comes with no extra gadgets for you to use, while as the price goes up, there are more things included in it. The more expensive ones have more power behind them and consequently offer better results. There are other gadgets involved with the higher priced ones, so you should keep that in mind as well.

The cool thing is that shipping is free, I mean if you are willing to pay $399 to get your dick bigger, shipping shouldn’t be an issue. However, the people behind BathMate Direct decided to throw us a bone. Again, as mentioned before, if you don’t like the results man, ship the damn thing back and get your refund. I would say wash the thing too before returning it, but I am sure that they have received the penis pumps back in all sorts of conditions. On the other hand, be the bigger man. You see, maybe the pump already affected your confidence!

Around holidays, they even have discounts for you to take advantage of. So, if you are looking to buy one of these penis pumps at a cheaper price, make sure you stop by BathMateDirect around Christmas or Thanksgiving. There are some great deals for you around Black Friday, so why not take them if you are already considering all of this.

How Do They Work?

Well since hydro is in the name of every penis pump they have, it has something to do with water right, it’s not nuclear science. With that being said, the best way to use them, at least that is what the website says, would be in the shower or in the bathtub. If you are into messier situations, they say you can do it in the sink as well, but that just sounds like a lot of water everywhere, and a lot of cleaning after. To make sure you understand, the penis pump needs to be filled with water before you can use it.

When using Bathmate Direct penis pumps, the FAQ section says to use it 10-15 minutes a day. Apparently, for the best result you should do it in 5-minute intervals. So, it’s similar to working out your biceps in the gym, three sets of 5 minutes per day for the best results. Doesn’t sound too complicated or too time consuming. The products work based on the water pressure, and they promise it is a rather pleasant process that brings real results. They also say that this is what separates them from their competitors.

How Safe Is to Use Them?

Water pressure and more power don’t have the gentlest ring to it do they, especially when it comes to applying them to your little guy. I mean it’s a delicate thing, if your partner used teeth when giving you head, I am sure you are not thrilled, probably thinking about how to break it off, or how to at least avoid getting a blowjob from now on. So, the Bathmate pumps are created delicately, as the company takes the safety of their customers very seriously. They say that an unsafe level of pressure can’t be reached as the pumps are made to be unable to create it.

Every little gadget and piece which comes with the pump is put through a number of tests to make sure that your penis is safe. They go as far as running some of the parts, or even the pumps themselves, with a car. A bit extreme if you ask me, but oh well. So, all this leads to you also getting a 2 year warranty, meaning if something goes wrong with your penis pump, you are protected. Seems that they have really taken the safety of your dick very carefully, can you say that for every partner you’ve been with?

Are the Results Satisfying?

As I already told you, the satisfaction rate of Bathmate's users is at 88% after a single month of using their penis pumps. However, they do say that there are different variables which can potentially affect those results. Your current dick size, blood circulation and how often you are willing to use the pumps all play an important role here. They even talk about adding jelqing to the whole process to potentially improve the results even further. If you are wondering what that is.

If you are unfamiliar with jelqing, it is something like yoga for your dick, which some say can help you stretch it and make it bigger. This is due to the fact that the process makes micro tears in the skin of your penis which later, after healing, end up looking engorged. Some people say that it is effective, I don’t know. What I also don’t know is if there is any pain involved, a tear and a penis in the same sentence sound a little bit painful to me, but I might be completely wrong. Before you should ever attempt this stretching exercise, do your own research on it man.

To help you with expectations, BathMateDirect also has videos which can tell you what kind of gains are possible. The video section is mentioned to have demonstrations which you can watch. I, however, didn’t run into any videos, but I did see a number of articles supposedly written by the users. They are said to be independent and these men are talking about their results and how these penis pumps have changed their life. Some guy is even talking about weekly gains, so give it a glance.

Final Thoughts on BathMateDirect

Listen, the website seems to offer rather high-quality penis pumps, which they promise have good results. They back it up with the 88% satisfaction rate from their users within the first month. There are different sizes and prices, so if you are looking to make your dick bigger, there is definitely something for you there. Remember, they also mention that the safety of their clients is their priority, so you can ease your mind a bit when using the penis pumps too.