Amazon Sex Toys

Before the aughts, buying fun sex toys delivered to your home required people to leave their homes and awkwardly purchase a masturbator or dildo without being recognized by half the neighborhood. The alternative was to order through a catalog and hope that no one would notice the clearly labeled adult toy package. However, when Jeff Bezos decided to expand his empire in the mid-2000s, things started to change for all lovers of internet retail. While some may not like it, among those many benefits included the sale of high-quality, reasonably priced sex toys. Of course, even now, some may not think of the Great Retail River as their source of novel, naughty toys, but trust us because we checked. Amazon has some of the finest fun-time retail you are ever going to find on the net. If you do not think so, continue to scroll down and read to find out why we think so.

History Of One Of The Biggest Sex Toy Retailers EVER

Way back in the middle of the nineteen-nineties Jeff Bezos had a dream – the online platform which will sell books at discount prices which anyone can afford. Within about a decade, this vision expanded into selling literally anything else. While some may disagree with Bezos' business practices, but no one can disagree that ever since the mid-aughts, he has created one of the greatest online platforms to buy genital-pleasuring enhancers, lubricants, and a ton of other miscellaneous items to spice up your mutual or solo sex life.

A Site Which Is Designed (Almost) As Well As Ours

There is a reason why Amazon has arisen to be not only the largest online retailer but also one of the largest websites ever. A big part of this – perhaps the most important – is because of how Amazon has been so expertly designed. The search engine is arguably as good, perhaps even better than Google's, so no matter what you are looking for, if it is on the website, you will be sure to find it. Of course, with hundreds, if not thousands of products to find, you can easily sort through your search results to find exactly what you want when it comes to brand, size, price, and other filters. Of course, there is more to it than that, and if you are going to find out more, check out the next section below.

Plenty Of Purchases To Improve Your Sex Or Porn Life

Since there are new items added to the market – which almost immediately are added to Amazon – on a monthly or even weekly basis. Since it can be hard to keep up with regular upates, we are only going to refer to the broad categories of genital jammers you can buy and enjoy rather than specific products or brands. So, here is the rundown on the biggest and best category of sex toys you can buy on Amazon to date. Vibrators & Bullets – While arguably the most commonly known sex toy, that doesn't mean that one size fits all. After all, many women (as well as some men) prefer simple, straight-shaped toys which are designed only to penetrate an orifice. However, there are plenty of specialized vibrating toys that are designed to specifically stimulate one organ like the clitoris or rectum as well as others, which are far more versatile. By that, we mean there are single toys that can excite the anus, vagina, clitoris, and nipples or even more than that. There are even some vibrators which you – or perhaps your dom partner – can use remotely. Anal Sex Toys & Dildos – Both of these categories overlap with the vibrator section, but are worth covering in more depth. For one, besides those which require batteries, there are plenty of sex toys that are meant to stimulate one of the two main holes (or both), which rely entirely on hand power. These include rectal beads, butt plugs, prostate massagers, and specialized equipment, which can stimulate the rings of the anus and prostate or skene at the same time. For those who are starting with either front or back hole pleasuring, there are also tons of beginner dildos and anal trainers kits to get your body introduced into a whole new type of pleasure. Enema Products – To get really comfortable with anal play of any sort, it always helps to clean out the "gutters," so to speak. Not only will it free up room within your body, but you also won't have to worry about certain accidents from interrupting your fun time. To make this easier, so you do not have resort to using a cheap water bottle, there are plenty of affordable tools to clean out your body. On the cheap end, there are simple enema bulbs to more specialized equipment like multi-head enema kits, syringe systems for both cleaning and lubricant injections, and similar products. Catheters & Sounders – We are sure that some of you are not entirely sure what either of these words refers to. For those who do not, sounding is the type of play in which men (and apparently some women) find pleasure when inserting objects into their urethra. If that is something that will get your rocks off, Amazon.com is one of the few sites where you will find a hundred urethral stimulators. Honestly, you would be surprised by how many different types of toys of this type when it comes to length, width, shape, material, and specialty function that they provide the user with. Machines & Devices – For those who take their e-sex life extremely seriously check out the hardcore toys in this section. For example, there are multiple speed penetrative machines, electric Fleshjacks, and even battery-powered, dual dildo-vagina stimulator toys. Male Mastubators – Possibly one of the most popular items on this list, the male sex toys on Amazon include everything from simulated vaginas, mouths, anuses, and generalized pocket pussies that have customized interiors, which don't feel like any "natural" orifice. Instead, something different – or as some might argue, even better.  Pumps & Enlargers & Penis Rings – Some guys just do not feel like they are "big" enough to enjoy sex. If that is you, you might benefit from gaining a bit of a "boost" from a pump or penis ring. Sure, you will not gain several centimeters, most of these will add a little extra inch or so. Another option is to use penis sleeves, which fit over the male genitalia to provide considerable length and girth, which no "natural" pumping method can achieve. Even if you feel like you are of proper size, both penis pumps and extenders can be a fun way to enhance your sexual experience and certainly that of your partner. Nipple Toys – Besides some of the vibrators which we covered earlier, there are tons of other nipple toys, including more simple, non-battery powered toys like nipple clamps, weights, chains, and suction cups which are sure to enhance your next sexual or masturbatory experience. Sex Dolls – Arguably, the ultimate when it comes to sex toys, the sex doll industry has come a long way since the 1970s, and Amazon's selection is proof of that. Besides the old fashioned plastic blow-up doll, there are masturbators which include simulated breasts, vagina, and anal cavities all on the same doll. There are not as many real-type dolls on specialty sites, but there are nonetheless a few which look nearly real and come in a few different varieties.

There Is A Fraud Problem, Though

As we covered previously, there are many popular, high-quality brands available through Amazons myriad retailers. However, there are some sellers who are less than reliable both when it comes to the quality of their product as well as the speed at which they ship. First, some retailers may – knowingly or not – be promoting toys, which are cheap knockoffs of established brands. Of those, some of them may imitate the look and icon of popular brands while others outright bootleg, inferior copies. In some cases, you may get toys that have rough edges or simply aren't as comfortable to use as branded merchandise. In other cases, you may purchase an item that is allegedly made out of a safe material like phthalate-free material, which may actually be made of a toxic substance. This can lead to skin irritation or, especially with insertable toys, can lead to a user getting sick. And in most cases, getting recourse from the retailer or from Amazon is difficult or, as is usually the case, impossible.

How To Spot The Fakes

First, the most obvious way to protect your purchases is to buy directly from the verified brands themselves. However, since there are several small-time retailers who are reliable and selling at a discount, doing this can be difficult. Fortunately, Amazon is known for providing transparent third-party reviews by legitimate users. Furthermore, with recent additions to the site like a mechanism which verifies the reviewer was actually a purchaser of the item in question, checking ratings and reviews of individual products as well as other items provided by the seller is a good way to weed out the quality items from the imitation sex toys. Another good indicator of the authenticity of toys for sale is the price. Unfortunately, this often means that the more inexpensive a toy, the more likely it is that it is a knockoff. However, we have found that there are still plenty of affordable, quality toys you can get from reliable retailers. We should also note that there are also plenty of admittedly cheap, off-brand toys which are still worth buying, especially for beginners, which you can have plenty of fun with.

You Can Make Money Selling Sex Toys, Too

As we brought up earlier, the great thing about Amazon's model is the fact that its own customers can promote sexy products and make money on the side. To make things better it is even easier to make money by being an Amazon affiliate. In fact, besides being able to sign up for free, there are several tools that allow you to promote the products you are trying to sell, which have been recently added. On top of that, Amazon provides competitive rates – certainly compared to other online platforms like Aliexpress – which means more money in your pocket with each toy sold.

Which Is Better: Desktop Or Mobile?

Obviously, given its age Amazon was meant to be used on an old fashion desktop’s screen. That said, it shouldn’t dissuade you from buying or at least reviewing your next sex toy using your preferred mobile device. Do a search for any sex toy, and you will get virtually the same search results as you would on traditional, net-capable devices. The one downside of doing this is that you will not get as many direct filter options as you would on a traditional machine or a laptop. However, it should be noted that that is typical given the visual and interactive limitations of a smartphone or tablet. Nonetheless, everything else looks and asks just as good.

What We Think Are The Best Aspects of Amazon

Obviously, Jeff Bezos is the richest man in the world because his flagship website is the most popular retail outlet online, and there are several reasons for that which we appreciate – and are envious of. To begin, with hundreds if not thousands of erotic items to choose from, it is seemingly impossible that you’d never find the perfect sex toy, machine, lubricant, or other product to spice up your active (or solo) f*ck time. With so many suppliers from all over the world competing with each other, you are going to be spoiled for choice when it comes to finding the ideal price point and item, which provides the precise pleasure point for you. And with so many competing retailers, you are sure to find sales and special offers on literally a daily basis. As a final incentive, to not only should consider becoming a buying member but also an active seller. Anyone – that means you (!) – can be a retailer to provide a penis (or p*ssy) pleasing product by signing up as an affiliate.

What We Think Are The Worst Aspects of Amazon

Unlike some Asian retailers, most notably Alibaba and Aliexpress, you won't have to deal with confusing, spammy, keyword-saturated titles – at least usually. However, there are some frustrating features that still plague Amazon. The most common among these is the potential to purchase inferior, even dangerous products which might endanger your own personal erotic entertainment, or worse your personal health. Beyond that, if you buy a low-grade genital giggler, it will be hard to difficult to get a refund on the money you spent. Lastly, since you might end up buying from an authentic but third-party seller, you may not get your much-wanted wank item(s) until weeks after ordering. Other suppliers might ship them sooner at the same price, or a lower one, or a higher one. The thing is finding the right one, which balances price and delivery is tricky.

How We Would Improve Amazon

Even with our own exemplary web design, it is difficult to find fault with the Amazon format. After all, on every search page, you are going to find filter options to refine your search, which are easy to use, several options to click on, and dozens, if not hundreds of products to buy. When it comes to screening, or at least booting some of the retailers, we would be willing to put in the effort to make some improvements. However, as hard is it is for us to admit it, there’s not much else to refine.

Should You Get Your Next Set Of Toys From The Big A?

Amazon.com provides nearly all of the best sex toys you will ever need, although a few stipulations and frustrations might apply depending on who you buy from. And if you put in enough time and effort – and only if you do that – you might be able to spread the joy and collect the wealth. If the details of that interest any of you, make our effort worthwhile and scroll up to read our entire article. For those of you who have read our entire review, we are sure that you will understand why we award Amazon’s sex toy section a solid four out of five hands. To sum up, make your pleasurable purchases when the deals are best and enjoy.