Analdin

You Have to Choose Wisely

Sometimes, well, most of the time, we do not understand the consequences of our decisions and actions. We often think there is time down the road to fix things; somehow, it will all work out just fine. Life has a pretty damn good sense of humor, and it will show you quickly just how much you fucked up. There are too many examples of that, if we are being honest. Don’t you believe me? Fine, I’ll give you a few then.

You find a sexy girl, and you decide that you should fuck her raw. I mean, what’s the worst thing that can happen? She is gorgeous, has big titties, and a fat ass. The only thing you can do is hope and pray that the kids end up looking like her. You end up giving her a creampie and want to surprise her in the morning with a nice breakfast. That’s when you find out that she has nothing more to offer than her pussy, and your kids will probably be dumb as they all get out.

Now you are stuck hoping and praying you will not get that “I’m late” text. The same is true when choosing the porn site you want to hack off to. I mean, it is not as bad, don’t get me wrong, but the last thing you want to do is switch sites in the middle of your fapping session. Your dick is going soft while you are doing all that, and quite frankly, you just lost the opportunity to get your nut off. Life isn’t always fair, fellas. Gotta be more intelligent than that.

Believe it or not, nowadays, it can be harder to choose the right porn site to jerk off to than it is to name your firstborn child. Shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if there are more of these sites out there than baby names. It hasn’t gotten that wrong yet, but we are moving in that direction. So let me help you by adding another porn site to your potential rotation. It is called Analdin, and I am here to tell you everything you need to know about it.

Not What You Thought

When you first read the name of this porn site, you probably expected it to be an excellent site with all the anal content you could ask for. But, of course, you might be wrong. Unfortunately, I was also wrong because that is precisely what I expected to find here. I hate when I get misled by the name of a site. But at least it is stacked with porn and not filled with products that can help you bleach your asshole before anal sex. Gotta think positively, right?

So, what the fuck is Analdin? It is a free porn tube site, similar to many others you have visited. Notice that I didn’t say it is the same as the rest? Why the fuck should I tell you about something which you can get damn near anywhere else? I am a professional for the love of God, and I am here to open your eyes to all the endless possibilities the internet has in store for us regarding quality fapping material.

One thing I enjoy about Analdin is that they have that slick dark theme, so you will not be blinded by any bright colors as you are looking to get your morning wood to go away. Another thing is that once you click to play any of their videos, they will cover the whole damn screen right away. It is not a huge thing, but sometimes such small features can make a pretty damn big difference if you ask me.

However, there is the fact that the main page does not have the same dark theme, and that is a bit of a letdown, but it is not a deal-breaker. You can always wear your sunglasses while browsing the pages and take them off once you find the perfect video. Try thinking of situations like this as an opportunity to be smart, not as a problem that needs to be overcome, and you will be just fine. Your attitude can affect your mood, mane, always be positive.

Sending Mixed Signals

If I am being honest, I am not the biggest fan of Analdin’s design. That doesn’t mean it is bad or anything like that. It is just not my cup of tea. Aside from the dark theme situation I discussed, the site is pretty damn clean. It seems a bit too clean for a porn site, but that is just me being picky. You will immediately know you are at the right place as soon as you enter the main page. There is no doubt about that.

If you get confused by design and think you misspelled the site’s name, as soon as you see their motto, “Rub the magic lamp,” you will see that you made no spelling errors. The layout is pretty damn nice too. The first set of videos that will greet you once you make it to the site is the currently watched ones. After that, you can check out what the rest of the horny bastards worldwide are beating their meat too. Then, maybe, you can take an idea or two from them.

You can see only the HD ones or all of them, whatever gets your dick hard. Underneath, you will find the new videos, and they also have some pretty good sorting options. You can choose to see the latest ones, the most viewed, top-rated, or maybe the longest ones. It is always nice to find the right type of smut without wasting too much time, so it is good to sort the videos out with the best efficiency.

When it comes to the quantity of the videos, know that they have 2179 pages, and if each has as many videos as the first one, that means that at the time of writing this review, Analdin has around 228,000 pornos. That is a pretty decent number, this is not the biggest porn library in the world, but it is more than enough content to last you a fucking lifetime. So take your time with these videos, this is not something you want to rush.

It Gets Even Better

Some of you might be looking at this review and asking yourself who the fuck is sending the mixed signals, me or Analdin. The truth is that I may be just being cranky since I didn’t get my dick sucked first thing in the morning today. As time passes and I continue browsing this porn site, it keeps improving. It has a shit ton of categories for you to choose from, too, even though some of them do not make all the sense in the world.

One of them says sex. I mean, that is what I am here to watch. They are trying to say that there is more than just blowjobs and stuff like that in those videos, but I still find this pretty unnecessary. Hot is another confusing category because we hope all their content is hot. The truth is, I found a lot of videos from some of the biggest premium studios in the game, but there is also some fantastic amateur smut here too.

If you click on channels, you can see all the premium studios and their videos here for free. If you are looking for BLACKEDRAW content, you can easily find all of it. Each channel is graded individually, and you can see the grades as soon as you enter the chosen medium. There are some pretty cool features on Analdin, and I am starting to like this porn site more and more by the minute.

They also have a playlist page where similar videos are grouped together. This page is very similar to category one, but it seems to be a bit more specific regarding the content. For example, I love jerking off to MILFs, but there is a playlist here with only Asian MILFs. There is also a playlist filled with sluts who have puffy nipples. Each playlist has some good thumbnails, so you can know precisely what you are getting into.

Amazing Content, Horrible Ads

I am telling you that Analding has moved up to the top of my list of favorite free porn tube sites. This is not a lie. There are too many cool features here to overlook. Unfortunately, when it comes to the playlists, it seems that they are made by perverts like you and me, who come here to jerk off. You can probably do so yourself, but you must sign up on Analdin before doing that. 

There is a lot of good quality content here, and you will find some of the hottest names in the game on Analdin. However, unfortunately, you will also find some of the most annoying ads I have seen in a while. There are pop-ups in the lower right-hand corner, and whenever you click to play a video, expect to have another tab opened, which you will have to close out. It’s a complete pain in the ass.