Youtube NSFW ASMR

One of the Most Popular Platforms Strikes Again

If there is one amongst you reading this review who doesn't know what YouTube is, we have a lot bigger problems than what porn site is worth checking out. I am sure we don't have this issue right now, but just in case, I will tell you that it is the most popular free video-sharing website. You can watch, share, like, comment on, and upload videos to the platform. There is a reason why everyone likes this website so much. In reality, you can come here to waste all the time you have. No one is there to tell you to get off or anything like that. Maybe, your parents will walk down to the basement to tell you it is finally time for you to move out, but that is about it. We are talking about music videos of all your favorite stars, funny compilations, adorable animals, and anything else you can think of. If you missed last night's game, you can hop on YouTube and watch the highlights. For the longest, the platform was the place parents would turn to when their kids were acting up. But, unfortunately, playing a YouTube video is more accessible than engaging with them and being a parent. There are too many people out there with kids who should never procreate, but unfortunately, I am not in a position to make those decisions. Well, it is luckily for about 50% of parents worldwide because they have been raising idiots, but that's a discussion for some other time. Anyways, there has been an increase in adult content in the last several years. You don't have to look further than Instagram, Twitter, or other social media platforms. But, of course, OnlyFans has changed the game forever so that YouTube couldn't sit idle. They had to add some NSFW content to their library since they are one of the biggest websites in the world, not just in their category. Regardless, let's see what this, mixed in with ASMR, is all about, shall we?

Many People Are Confused

I am not 100% sure when YouTube added NSFW content to what they already offer. That is not even all that important; I was shocked when I first reviewed some of it. However, all of it makes sense when we consider that this website is bringing in ridiculous amounts of revenue, which remains their number one priority. Add to that the fact that more and more people want to see this type of stuff, and it all becomes clear. I talked to some people about this in the nearby coffee shop. Karen was sitting at a table next to us and heard what I had to say. She freaked out and started rambling, then ran out because her kid was spending too much time on YouTube lately. So first, the kid should start reading my reviews to learn which porn sites are worth visiting and which are not. The stuff found here is vanilla for my taste, probably for 90% of the planet. For those of you who have not had a chance to check out ASMR content, it is a video in which a woman breathes heavily, talks dirty, and makes sexy sounds into the microphone. Sometimes you can see the female doing all this, but most of the time, that is not the case, especially on YouTube. Anyways, ASMR stands for an autonomous sensory meridian response, whatever the fuck that means. Of course, I will explain what it stands for. I am a professional, after all. You see, ASMR is that tingling sensation that begins on the scalp of your head and moves down your neck and spine. It is not like the shiver you get from trying something disgusting, but a pleasant feeling you would enjoy. I am still unsure how someone can get a boner from this stuff, but only 20% of the population can.

Don't Expect Much

First, we must remember that YouTube is not the best place for NSFW content. Simply put, they are still mainly for those who are just looking for something to watch while wasting time and not for those who are looking for a quality fapping session. I believe the only people looking for any smut on YouTube are those who have just recently started jerking off and don't know any better. The only way for you to reach the NSFW ASMR content here is by typing those two words into the search bar. Then, of course, you will be presented with a shit ton of content, but if we are honest, it is damn near impossible to tell just how many of these videos you will find on YouTube. The reason is that they don't spread their content on pages, which is a hit-or-miss way to lay out videos and similar stuff. Instead, there is just one page that you will need to scroll through to find the right NSFW ASMR video endlessly. Generally, I have no problem with this layout since it works pretty fucking well for YouTube. However, it doesn't work when it comes to NSFW content. In reality, only a handful of porn-related sites can get away with this. However, how they go about it is much better than what you will find here. It turns out that YouTube has a few sorting options, after all. You can sort all the NSFW ASMR videos by Upload Date, Type, Duration, and Features. Relevance, View Count, and Rating are other options available. I would say that the last two sorting options on that list are the way to go. You can get all the content people to watch and rate. The rest can be mixed because you never know what you will encounter.

Wide Range of Content

I've noticed that NSFW ASMR content does a wide range of stuff in the videos, which doesn't include only YouTube. It's just like with porn. We all get off on different things, so there needs to be variety. It would be boring if all of them were chicks talking about the same thing. I also think that ASMR videos are for nerds and geeks who are too afraid to look at the girl they like, so they are okay with just hearing her voice. That might be the most important thing about this type of stuff. The girl's voice behind the video can make or break the experience. But, again, this is all up to the individual listening because I am sure that not all of us will agree on the sexiest voice. So find one that you find attractive and gives you a boner. The rest will be fine. No need to overthink this. It is pretty fucking simple. You are here to get off. Everything else is less important. Some girls here are into cuckolding, so all of you betas can be disrespected while jerking off. Others like being dominated or are just that good at faking it. Shy girls are talking while they take you into their room for the first time and so much more. As I already said, it is damn near impossible to run into a video where you see the girl talking, but you might find a few of them. There is a lot of gay stuff, which is my cup of tea. If you like listening to males talk about how they enjoy looking at your physique, this stuff will do wonders for you. But, again, I need to point out that all of this content is to vanilla and is not for everyone. I prefer seeing the whole action, especially when it is a sexy MILF with big titties getting fucked hardcore. Not many things can compare with that.

Frequently Updated Content

When you consider the millions of people YouTube brings to their content daily, it doesn't come as a surprise that there are multiple NSFW ASMR uploads daily. When writing, I counted five new videos added to this ever-growing library. You can check the number of viewers on each one to tell whether you should even play it. This type of content usually has a pretty vibrant community, so it won't be long before you start feeling at home. The most annoying thing is the ads. We all know by now that we can't escape them without paying for a membership on YouTube or whatever they call their ad-free experience.