Orgasm Sound Library

We are Visual Creatures

I don’t care what anyone says, we as humans like things that are easy on the eyes. Many people say that looks don’t matter and I call bullshit. You can say that I am a shallow guy, and I am not going to deny or argue, but the truth is that looks fucking matter. I don’t fuck ugly girls, or fat ones, that is the truth, but we can argue if a girl is pretty or not. We are all allowed to have different views on her beauty and stuff.

Only ugly people say that looks do not matter, that is what I believe in and nothing you say will change that. Women are those who care about the words, we worry about looks. That is the reason why some women wear makeup and some guys lie, to get laid. However, I can’t lie and say that I don’t like dirty talk and all the moaning when in bed. The bedroom is not supposed to be quiet, I wanna hear how she is feeling and all that.

Now, I was used to fucking girls who were more on the quiet side, but as soon as I fucked a loud one, my life changed. Sure, it was a bit awkward in the first two minutes, but then it became one of the hottest things ever. We have gone away from reading erotica and listening to it in audiobooks and stuff, well some of you haven’t, but most of us have. However, some of those audios are absolutely amazing and are worth checking out.

You are probably confused right now because I am telling you to stop watching porn and start listening to it. However, that is not what I said, not at all. What I did say though is that you should mix it up from time to time so you can start appreciating everything about porn. There is actually a site that can help you with that and it is called OrgasmSoundLibrary. It is actually looking quite promising, so I want to share a word or two about it with you guys.

Nothing to See Here

I spoke about ugly people saying that looks don’t matter, and some of you might say that blind people don’t care about that either. I wouldn’t know honestly and I am not talking for them, but I am sure that they can also tell if someone is ugly by putting their hands on the other person’s face. If your face feels like a fucking mountain range, I am not sure if they would be willing to overcome that. Sure, they are blind, but if their kids take after you, they will be bullied a lot!

With that being said, if it isn’t obvious by now, OrgasmSoundLibrary doesn’t have a single porn video available in its gallery. Well, they don’t have any visual content at all, meaning no galleries, no pics, no videos, no gifs, only audio recordings. Some of you are probably thinking about how lame that is, but you have no clue what you are talking about. All I’m saying is that you should give this site a chance.

Many of us have fallen in love with a girl’s voice before, so why refuse to try something like this? There really is no reason, so enjoy OrgasmSoundLibrary’s audios which are filled with sounds of orgasming women. Yes, you heard that right, those of you who never made a girl cum before can hear what it actually sounds like. Also, you might be able to compare the sound and see if your girl has been faking it. It’s better to find out early my friend, trust me.

I like websites with straightforward names and this one couldn’t be more direct. Basically, you will find a shit ton of audios in which women moan and pant as they are cumming. Some might be louder, while others might be more discreet, but all of them are equally hot. The only way this can go wrong is if one of the girls sounds like a dying pig when cumming, but I am hoping that whoever is behind this website would remove such audio.

Nice Website Design

When I first entered OrgasmSoundLibrary, I really had no idea what the fuck to expect. If I am being honest my expectations weren’t that high because I knew that there were no videos or anything like that. In my eyes, it could’ve been either pretty damn bad, or decent. Right off the bat, I found out that I was wrong. The site itself is pretty damn nice, it actually gives off Deezer vibes. You know, the Spotify-like app which lets you listen to music.

I guess what I am trying to say is that it looks pretty damn fancy. Whoever was behind the design of this website is pretty damn good at it. I have no clue why the fuck there is a video titled “66% of people have a fictional view of sex” at the top of the page, but I really don’t care. I didn’t even bother checking it out because it seemed useless since that is not why I am here. Well, you know damn well that I checked it out because I am a true professional.

What they tried to prove to us is that a lot of people have a distorted view of sex. That is not what I wanted to hear when I got here, but if you are interested, give it a shot. It only lasts about 2 minutes or so. I wanted to figure out when this website went live and seems like it has been around since 2006. This means that they have been in the business for 16 years which means that they know what the fuck they are doing.

They are telling us how most women fake orgasms like we already didn’t fucking know that. The male ego is a fragile thing, and if your wife said that you never made her cum your world would crumble. They are trying to change the way we look at porn, and they have done some studies and questionnaires to achieve just that. Apparently, 44.7% of women want their sex life to look like a romantic movie, while 38.2% of dudes want it to be like a porno. Surprise, surprise.

Great Amount of Orgasms

The library of OrgasmSoundLibrary is pretty damn good, and reaching it is easy as hell. At top of the page, you will see the library tab and by clicking on it you will be able to browse through the content. You will find a lot of audios for you to listen through, and I am sure that at least one of them will give you a raging boner. Well, if they do not, there might be something wrong with you because some of them sound absolutely amazing.

You can choose for the website to be in Spanish, English, or French. This makes perfect sense because from what I understand, this is a Spanish website, well at least the video on the front page has Spaniards going through an experiment. Some of you might struggle with English, so that might help. On the other hand, if you do, I have no clue why the fuck are you reading this review, to begin with.

The best thing about it all is that you can reach a shit ton of audio recordings without spending a single dime for it. Yes, you read that right, and no, not everything on the site is free. The thing is, to listen to the free content, you don’t even have to fucking create an account for it. It just keeps getting better and better if you ask me. I mean, if there is free content, you won’t catch me paying for the premium stuff. Free stuff always feels better.

I found out that all the stuff is actually free, but what they are charging for is the stuff in their online sex toy store. You can check it out by going to “About Us”. Back to the audios, there are around 2000 of them, if I managed to count correctly, which is pretty damn good. You will be able to listen 2 per day and still have over 2 years' worth of content. Each of the audios is about 40 seconds though, so you might have to listen to them a few times to cum.

Women Rule Here

Realistically, women are probably running the world because we are too worried about getting laid. They know this, and they started taking advantage of it. I respect that, but what I am trying to say is that a lot of the audio content, if not all of it, is uploaded by amateur women. As I said, this just keeps getting better. I like seeing amateur women showing off their freaky side, we know they can be sluts too, they just hide it pretty damn well.

What I don’t like though is hearing a dude in the audio, because some of the girls actually recorded her being fucked by their man. On the other hand, ladies, I am sure that you will probably end up enjoying this.