XVideos ASMR

Audio Does Matter

Have you ever watched porn without sound? I am sure you have. You are all horny bastards. Sometimes, this is pretty useful, like when you try to jerk off at night, and your parents sleep in the next room. On the other hand, use headphones, and keep one eye fixated on the door. There are many ways to go around it, but the truth be told, watching porn without audio sucks. Not one of you can argue about that. Hearing the slut in the video moan makes the whole experience much more interesting. Realistically, the worst thing that can happen to you is to have sex with a girl who doesn't make any sound. I am not talking about the mute ones. They really can't do anything about it. The ones who talk your ear off when they are not supposed to, like in the movies, and then stay quiet while fucking are the worst. I wish that none of you ever have to deal with that type of shit. No man deserves to go through that grueling experience. Some of you don't have anything to worry about because if you continue only playing video games and jacking off in your parent's basement, you will never actually meet a girl. You guys at least know that even video games suck being played without any sound, especially if it is a multiplayer one. No, I am not here to talk about video games today, even though I have something smart to say on that topic. I review sites that allow us to enjoy vices, especially porn, and that is exactly what I am doing today. Most of you have heard about XVideos, or I hope you did. What about its ASMR content? It's not like it matters because I will educate you on it completely in just a few minutes.

Increasingly Popular Porn Genre

Many porn genres have been our go-to's for a long time. MILF, Teen, Amateur, Anal, Hardcore, and many others have reigned supreme for a while now. For some reason, weird people wanted to fuck shit up by adding that Furry shit to the equation. That is the reason why we can't have nice things. We always manage to ruin them. ASMR has become an increasingly popular type of smut in recent times. Sometimes people want to try new things, and that's fine with me. On the other hand, I don't. I will forever stick with hardcore porn, especially if it has sexy MILFs. Many of you probably have no clue what ASMR stands for. It is a mouthful, so stick with me. It is an acronym for the autonomous sensory meridian response. I got tired just by typing that shit out, so they had to find a shorter way to say all that. That tingling feeling you might get occasionally starts on your scalp and runs down your back. No, not the chilling one which comes when you get a bad vibe from a sketchy guy on the streets. It is the good kind, the same feeling you get when someone is gently scratching your head or giving you a massage. I hope that you understand what I am trying to explain. It makes sense why it is something people would enjoy while watching porn. There is only one problem with all of it. Not everyone can experience this feeling. I tested myself long before ASMR became a part of the porn world, and I know I can. Some of you are screwed, but that's life for you. I tried to research the percentage of people who can experience it, and it is not that high. The 20%, according to Google, sounds a bit too low considering how popular this genre of porn has become.

A Pretty Big Library of ASMR Smut

What I like about XVideos is that it tells you at the top of the page how many videos the category or a search has. This makes my job a lot easier. I am not going to lie. There is only one problem, ASMR doesn't officially have its category on this site. This means you must use the search bar to reach this type of smut. Also, there may be even more videos available than they say. That is an excellent problem to have, actually. Regardless, XVideos showed me 163,497 when I typed in ASMR porn in the search bar. That was the official number at the time of writing this review. I don't think many of you can complain about the number of videos filled with this content. I don't think you can go through all of them in one lifetime. Even if several of you got together, it would be a damn near impossible feat. I have checked some of the content, and I can say that ASMR is not my cup of tea. Not that the quality of videos is bad, far from that. It's just that I am not getting off to this stuff. There isn't much action happening. Instead, the videos are filled with women making sounds like they are sucking dick or something similar. You will see a few close-up looks of a dick penetrating a pussy, but that doesn't do enough for me. Also, some are not even porn but girls playing out certain scenarios. For example, one girl is acting as if she is breathing hard into your ear and talking dirty to you. Quite a few videos have something like this in them. This stuff is for people who like to use their imagination and fantasize about a certain person. Maybe you are too scared to talk to your crush, which will work wonders for you, but it is not for everyone.

Pretty Good Web Design

XVideos is one of the internet's most popular free porn tubes right now, and there is a reason for it. This means that all of the ASMR content found here can be enjoyed without opening your wallet, which is amazing. However, there is more to it than just that. The site's design is pretty good, one of the best in the world of free porn tube sites. Well, in my opinion, at least. You can choose to have a white, or a dark background, whichever you prefer. I wouldn't say I like being blinded by bright-ass colors while looking for the perfect porno to jerk off to, so of course, I chose the latter one. There is even a feature that allows you to browse only straight, gay, or trans-ASMR content which is pretty cool. But again, I have nothing against gay people, but I wouldn't say I like watching that type of porn. There are some friendly sorting options as well. For example, you can sort all the ASMR videos based on relevance, upload date, rating, length, and views or browse random videos. I know some of you can cum in under a minute, and even though I am jealous of you, the rest of us need more time than that. That is why we need videos longer than 10 minutes, and you can set all that up on XVideos. Another thing is that you can choose the quality of the videos presented to you. The option with all of them is the basic setting, but you can also browse through 720P+ and 1080P+. Regarding the upload date, choose the videos posted in the last three days, this week, this month, or the previous 3 or 6 months. There are a lot of options available, and they are meant to help you in your search for a perfect ASMR porno.

Ads Are Not a Problem!

We all know that ads are a part of free porn tube sites. There is no way to avoid them, really. That is one way for these websites to make some revenue, and I find it to be a more than fair scenario. However, some have pretty fucking aggressive ads. Luckily, XVideos is not one of them. While browsing through the ASMR content, you will not be held back by pop-ups or ads mixed in with the pretty refreshing content. The bottom of the page is where an ad will be if you go looking for them. Also, you will see a few on the side of the video once you click on them. You can play the porno in full-screen mode to avoid seeing them altogether. Their thumbnails are not bad, either. You can see the video's length, who uploaded it, and the course title. You can even preview the videos by dragging your mouse over them. There is no need to create an account either, but certain features come with it. Among other things, you can keep track of the videos you watched and upload your own content.