Unexpected Titty

Gotta Love Titties

I don’t know about you, but I love a great pair of tits. I mean, what is there not to like about them? Seeing them jiggly or bouncing up and down as the girl rides me in a cowgirl is a sight for sore eyes. I don’t even want to talk about the feeling I get when I blow my load over substantial milk jugs. There is so much you can do with boobs that it is impossible to list all the options. No, I am not joking at all.

Some of you might say that you like asses more, but I think you guys are idiots. Not because titties are better or anything like that, but simply because these two things shouldn’t even be compared. Instead, you should learn to properly appreciate and worship a great ass and an amazing pair of titties. It doesn’t matter what the girl’s best attribute is. As long as you don’t tell me it is her personality, we might have a problem.

I think that those who think that guys are divided into those who like titties and those who prefer asses are girls. The reason is that we tend to compliment you on whichever is better for you. That is just us accepting you for who you are and appreciating you. So if you hear that your best trait is your personality, either you are a fantastic human being or have no titties and a flat ass, it is that simple.

With all that being said, many sites out there focus on only giving us ass or titty-related content. Finding one is not hard, but deciding which ones are worth checking out is difficult. That might be harder than naming your future child. Just make sure that your girl never hears you saying that. Right now, I will introduce you to r/unexpectedtitty, so make sure you pay attention. You don’t want to miss anything.

Show Reddit Some Respect

One of the most underrated websites on the internet right now is Reddit. Well, you might think I am full of it if you look at the number of visits they are pulling every month, but I honestly feel like people are not talking enough about this social media site. It offers a lot of quality content and a wide range of it too. Pretty much any type of information you need, you can find it here. You might even learn what it feels like to lose your virginity.

Anyways, I only come here for all of the NSFW content, and to be quite honest with you, it is pretty damn good. I have written reviews on many adult subs of this site, but today we are only focused on r/unexpectedtitty. If you are looking for any other type of smut, you might want to take your ass to my other reviews and check out what I had to say about each of those subs. I am pretty good about this stuff, just to let you know.

The most important thing about Reddit is that it is free to use. That means you can shake your dick at all of the pics, gifs, and videos on r/unexpectedtitty without reaching for your wallet. To be quite frank with you, I think that is exactly how things should be. No one should need to pay for smut, but I am sure many premium studio owners out there would disagree with me.

I see a future in which Reddit takes a lot of free porn tube sites out of business, but that won’t be anytime soon. They have a few things to fix, but I will get into that in just a few. There is a lot of potential to this site, but I think the fact that it is so easy to navigate through it is why people like it. Sometimes, staying the same is better than changing things up. The game World of Warcraft and its graphics might be the best example of this.

Too Vanilla for Me

If I am honest, I have always preferred hardcore smut. I mean, that is just how I roll. Add to the whole equation a hot MILF, and that is more than enough for me. There aren’t many things that feel as good as fucking a ridiculously hot older woman who is not afraid to tell you exactly how she wants it. Usually, they want a younger, more energized dude to fuck their brains out, and I humbly report for duty whenever I am needed. I am a good guy like that.

I wasn’t sure what to expect from a sub named Unexpected Titty, but I knew there would be tits involved. I hoped to see some hardcore action in which the chick’s body is too small for her boobs. You know exactly what I am talking about, those short, petite girls with huge titties. They are easy to pick up and throw around in the bedroom, but their milk jugs need to be worshiped, and you know I definitely do that.

However, what I found on r/unexpectedtitty is a shit ton of pics, gifs, and short videos of accidental nip slips and wardrobe malfunctions. Many of these girls are ashamed to be caught on camera, but the damn thing leaked anyway. I can’t blame anyone for spreading the content because some of these titties are amazing, but they leave quite a bit to be desired. That might just be me, though.

On the other hand, you will also find a lot of attention-starved chicks in these posts who pretend they don’t know that their titties are being exposed. They are talking in front of a camera and acting like nothing is wrong. These are the types of girls I call pump-fakes and avoid at all times. They work like they are trying to get some, talk, and dress like it, but they are not looking to let anyone smash that night. Shot fake, foul, and count the basket.

Simple Web Design

I don't know how many times I've already said this, but it is at night that I evaluate smut and smut-related sites. I am unsure what the reason is, possibly the peace, but that is how I operate. Bright ass colors are blinding my biggest issue, but luckily, Reddit has a dark theme mode. So So So I can choose a black background and enjoy their NSFW content, feeling like a distinguished gentleman.

They also seem to have a pretty simple layout of their subs. I like that all of them are designed in a similar fashion, which means that you will not get confused by a new one you might get interested in. If you've seen one, then you have seen them all. They use just one page to lay out their content, and while it might not work for some other sites with adult content, it works perfectly for Reddit.

I wish they would improve their sorting options because they might be the most disappointing part of the site. I prefer getting help when looking for more specific content, but unfortunately, Reddit isn't giving us much to work with. If you are looking to sort all the posts here, then you can do so by New, Top, Hot, Rising, and Controversial for mobile app users. That is pretty much it, and I honestly wish for more.

You can further sort the Top and Controversial posts by Now, Today, This Week, This Month, This Year, and All Time, but that is about it. Don't hold your breath if you are looking for any tags or filters that would lead you to more specific posts. You will not find anything like that on Reddit or their subs. This includes r/unexpectedtitty as well. Hopefully, they will read one of my reviews and improve this soon.

Add Your Posts

Any sub on Reddit is being run by its community. They all have rules that members must follow, but as long as you abide by them, you are free to post pretty much anything. You will first need to create an account on the site, but that is a rather simple process. Furthermore, it is also free and won't take you more than just a few minutes to finish it, so why not try?