Twitch ASMR

The Game Has Been Changed Forever

There is one hard truth that most men are not willing to hear, and that is the fact that women have been catching up on our game. Furthermore, we can honestly say that some of them are playing it much better than the dudes. No, I am not joking. I have seen countless guys get played because they think they are in control. Our ego might end us, and more and more females know how to get what they want.

When you think about it, nothing will ever mean more to a man than pussy. No amount of money is worth it if you cannot get laid. If, by any chance, you are one of those idiots who needs proof, look no further than OnlyFans. Girls have been making banks ever since the site first went live. How are they doing it? By taking advantage of the fact that there are too many dudes out there who will do anything to see them naked.

The even crazier thing to me is that they are willing to do whatever it takes to get more viewers and, consequently, more people paying for their content. No one spends more time in front of a computer than nerds. They are playing video games, watching anime, and all that dumb stuff. That's why the girls started dressing up as those virtual sluts, and the nerdy bastards are chucking money at them. It is so fucking easy for them too.

You don't have to look further than Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter to understand that nudity has become the new norm. I am all here for it, don't get me wrong, but the fact that slutty attention-seeking girls are everywhere remains. The most confusing thing was an email asking me what I thought about all the ASMR content on Twitch. I had no clue it was a thing, so I had to check it out and let you guys know about it.

Heaven for Nerds

All jokes aside, I wasn't sure whether I should even review Twitch's ASMR content. But, of course, this is a gaming platform, so I thought it was just some random geek asking me to review some weird shit. Well, it turns out that this place is heaven for guys like that, but for entirely different reasons. But, listen, I am a man enough to admit when I am wrong, and this time I can honestly say that I was.

You see, there is a ridiculous amount of sexy sluts recording themselves while making different sensual and sexual noises. First of all, I am the type of a guy who thinks that porn shouldn't be everywhere, not because it is bad for you or anything like that, though. It's the same reason I believe children shouldn't be forced to attend church. They should figure out what they like by themselves. Just because I love porno, that doesn't mean everyone else should as well.

This includes social media platforms and sites like Twitch. Too many kids are coming to watch people streaming video games and other types of shit, so adult content isn't appropriate for it. On the other hand, it seems that there is no nudity here whatsoever, or sex, for that matter. So I guess that is a positive. At least there isn't porn-related content on a child-friendly platform like this one.

For those of you who are not familiar with ASMR, it stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. That is pretty much that tingling feeling which starts on your scalp and runs down your neck and upper spine. It is a positive sensation, but there is a problem. Only 20% of the population can experience it. This makes me wonder why the fuck has this genre of adult content has become popular in the first place.

Things Do Evolve

When ASMR first came out, it had nothing to do with porn. It was used by people looking to relax, unwind, and do anything similar. I guess you can see it as getting that high feeling without smoking. Many would play these sounds while going to be so they can fall asleep easier. However, all the ASMR content on Twitch will do everything but calm your heart rate. You will probably end up with a huge boner.

Girls on Twitch focused on giving us this type of content want you to feel aroused and jerk off to their performance. There is no way they expect us to do anything else when they wear just enough clothes not to get removed from the platform while making sensual and sexual sounds. I am dumbfounded, I never thought I would see so many sexy sluts on a video game streaming platform, but here we are.

I clicked on the first video, which I ran into. The girl in question is named SharonQueen, and I decided to see what her bio says. She said she is streaming ASMR and looking to "help people sleep, relax, and be happier." That is such bullshit. No one seeing her outfit and sexy body, could easily fall asleep. The only way for that to happen is for the poor bastard to bust a quick nut to her video, then it is a possibility.

Regardless, every single chick streaming ASMR content on Twitch is sexy as all get out. I am talking about how each looks as good as a pornstar. But, listen, they decided to make it a rule that you are not allowed to perform here if you don't have at least a double D breast size. I am not fucking joking. You will quickly notice that these chicks have serious problems keeping their boobs in check and preventing an occasional nip slip.

They Are Well Equipped

We went past the boobs, so I am not discussing that now. Instead, I want to point out that these slutty girls have all the necessary equipment to make your dick stand up straight in less than 30 seconds. They are past whispering into mics and all that stuff. Instead, they managed to take it a step further. Now, they have armed their microphones with what looks like ears made out of silicone.

Yes, they are liking those damn things, nibbling them and whispering sensually into the ears. Now, all you have to do is put on a good pair of headphones, and it feels as if she is in your ear, talking about all sorts of dirty perversions. Of course, you are bound to get aroused by the damn sounds, but mix that in with the visual of a sexy slut, and your dick will end up in your hands. There is no chance that you will not be shaking your cock at these girls.

I mentioned their clothes already, but they just kept getting worse. Some of the girls wear oversized shirts and probably, nothing else. However, there are also those among them wearing skimpy tank tops with holes in them and stuff like that. In all reality, they leave very little to the imagination. The best thing about it is that you will find two chicks performing in some of the videos, in case one doesn't do it for you.

It is not hard to understand why Twitch allows this type of content on its platform. We live in a capitalist society, and they are making a shit ton of money from these sluts. Unfortunately, when it comes to the girls, many of them are just sexy and have nothing else to offer, so they are doing the best they can with what they got. It would be stupid to bitch and complain about this stuff, no one is making you watch it, but I am sure you will enjoy the fuck out of it.

Greedy as Hell

Let me tell you that you can sort the content based on recommendations, viewers, and recently started. Regarding the viewers, you can list the streams from high to low and low to high. However, it works for you the best. You don't even have to watch the Live Channels only. There are also Videos and Clips available as well.

Anyway, these girls are asking for tips right off the bat. One of them has a price tag attached to how you might feel about her content. If you think it is good, then pay her $5. Great is $10, amazing is $20, and if you love it, feel free to give the girl $50. Furthermore, she even had a Hair and Manicure fund going live and dared to ask for $500. I am sure she is going to get the money, no doubt about that.