Tits Guru

We have reviewed hundreds of porn websites and concluded that we had seen everything. Along with that, we had thought that many of the tubes, aggregates, and even some studio sites are simply variations on each other.

On rare occasions, though, we are surprised by something which is entirely different and in the right way. An excellent example of this is the concept and execution of virtually every aspect of Tits Guru.

Amazingly Well Realized Since The Beginning

Originally nicknamed Tits Lovers Club, this website first appeared on the web in the spring of 2014. Much to our shock, it has not changed almost at all since then.

In fact, the only serious changes were can find is that older versions list a series of tags on the homepage in Russian as well as a list of performers in English for some reason. Since then, those parts of the site have been removed.

Other than that, the website has retained the same aesthetic with just some modifications where pictures and links load on a page. Though not ancient in internet terms, this website has acquired an impressive 200,000 images, plus even more GIFs and videos featuring big breasted women.

A Clever Concept Which Is Perfect For Connoisseurs Of Digital Erotica

Clearly, the focus on this fap platform is the celebration of women's breasts. However, rather than simply post low-grade photos of them, this website adds a series of neat features that make this site stand out.

First, all of the posts we have reviewed are of high-quality women with high-end boobs, which includes their faces. No surprise, but we think that the combination of being able to put two attractive body parts and, in high definition, adds a lot to the erotic experience.

Moving on, each picturesque photo has a thumb up/down rating feature like those seen on Facebook long with linked hashtags that describe the specifics of the image. We will cover it in-depth in the next section, but users can also play some fun games when it comes to rating the models bust. With an account, you can comment on and save your preferred pictures to your favorites.

Finally (!) A Porn Site With Original Sex Games

We very often see links to sex video games on many of the websites we review. Unfortunately, these links are almost always to an offsite page, and usually to poorly made flash games. For the first time in a long time, we are pleased to report that the porn games on Tit Guru are unique to the site and very well-made.

Boob Measurer – Besides rating a post, you can guess which the cup size of the model is and see what other people have estimated, too. To give you an idea of the range of bust sizes of each woman, the answers go from AA to J+.

Further, by clicking on the Boob Measure link on the left-hand located menu under the Games tab, you will be treated to a slideshow of images often beautiful and busty women. With each slide, you get to guess what the model's endowment is. At the end, you get to see what percentage of answers you got correct and get a rating.

Real or Fake Boobs – This game is similar to the one we just mentioned but doubles the number of pictures you see. Obviously, the idea is to guess which breasts are "real" and which have been enhanced.

While just as fun, we did find it a bit more challenging that the cup size guessing game. We think that most of you will have to train hard to get to the top of the site’s ranking system.

Boobs Cube of Rubik – Admittedly, there is not too much to this game as it is just the simulation of a Rubik's Cube. However, there is a bit of a twist since each square has a colored image of a topless woman, which makes playing (and probably the player) much harder.

You can move the cube using your mouse or with key commands, the controlled for which are listed on the left side of the screen.

The User Ratings And Stats Are Very Impressive

Tits Guru has done a great job of creating a competitive but still friend community by featuring a ranking system. As we already mentioned, if you finish one of the rating games, you will be given a score, and depending on how many you get right, you will appear somewhere on the Boobs Measurers Rating and Real of Fake Boobs Rating boards.

Besides these pages, both of which are accessible through the User Rating tab, there is another way to get on the third list called the Boobs Lovers Rating. If you post enough pictures to your account and they get enough votes, you will go from the rank of Schoolboy to Pick-up Master to, with enough smut and support, God level.

They Have Plenty Of Categories And Celebrities

With so much content, having a well put together category section is mandatory, and Tit Guru does not disappoint. Naturally, they have the usual categories like Ebony, Red hair, and Tattoo, but there are some highly unique categories.

Some of them focus on the model doing some titillating activities, some of which include Cosplay, Nerds, Cowgirls, and Undressing. Others feature professional sex workers and which specific industry they work in like Pornstar, Dancers, Playboy, and Escort. More unusual but still artistic categories include Painted, Tan lines, and Silicone boobs.

Speaking of famous models, there is an incredible number of photos of them on the Celebrity pages. In fact, most of them have several dozen pictures, at least, and it is not uncommon for some profiles to have hundreds of photos. The most well-represented woman is Playmate Eugenia Diordiychuk, who has an incredible 1,112 pictures and even a video.

To make finding out if a model is on this site – no matter who you are thinking of, they probably are – there is an excellent search engine. Like better search engines like Google, as soon as you start typing a name, you will immediately see a series of suggestions which you can click on if its who you want to see.

Though not all of them are this thorough, many profiles not only list all of the model’s photos but also the years they have been active, their body measurements, websites and social media pages to find them on, and other biographical information.

Further, some profiles are so complete as to have detailed descriptions of the model’s career, background, and personal life. As we brought up, the performer’s picture posts are given on these pages, but some of the more popular ones also have their movies and GIFs listed as well.

There Are Even More Phenomenal Ways To Have Fun

We already brought up the many ways to rate posts and play games on this platform, but there are even more ways to enjoy Tits Guru. Like other social media platforms, you can follow an uploader with the click of a button if you have an account.

Through the menu, you can get connected to the newest, nude uploads with the click of a button as well as the top-rated babes of the day, week, month, and of all time via the Best tab. Through that same submenu, there is a connection to the site's hundreds of GIF uploads.

Though only accessible through the left-hand menu, there is a link called the Random Boobs button, too.

We already brought up the fact that there are a few impressive search features on this site's pages. If you are looking for something, or rather someone, with some specific measurements, the Boobs Search page is perfect for you.

In addition to breast size, you can add more criteria like the woman's ethnicity, hair color, whether or not the breasts are real or fake, and the media type – i.e., picture or video. On top of that, you can order your results by the rating they have been given or by the time they were uploaded.

You Can Tell These Members And Mammaries Are From All Over The World

This truly is a feature that we have not seen on any other smut site, but the Map page shows off the location of the origin of the posts. Those who have a wide range of interests when it comes to ethnic beauty, you will find that most of the content comes from all of the inhabited continents.

To get specific, just a few of the countries which have the bulk of contributions include Russia, Canada, Brazil, Australia, South Africa, India, and almost every country in Europe. Furthermore, there is a surprising amount of content that has come out of smaller nations like Egypt, Argentina, the Philippines, and even Iran.

To make things even better, this map is completely interactive. So, if you click on a country on this page, you will filter all of Tits Guru's uploads, which come specifically from the country selected.

Terms Of Service, Signing Up And Signing In

Getting an account is easier on this website even compared to other porno platforms. There are three ways to do it, but the default setting is to submit your email, come up with a nickname, and to come up with a password.

Alternatively, you can get an account by submitting your Facebook or VK.com data. Whichever you chose, you will be able to get a profile in almost no time. But before you do, we do think that you should look at the terms of service page.

Of course, this is a good idea when signing up for any website, but especially this one. You can upload all of the topless erotica that you want, but make sure that it is legal and is not pirated. While it does not seem to be a rule, we recommend only uploading tasteful pictures that showoff frontal porn as well based on our observation of the site's material.

Keep Up With The Guru On Social Media

If this is the kind of kink that you like with so many new uploads plus the occasional website updates, you may want to subscribe to the email list. If you do, you will get new boob pictures on a daily and weekly basis.

Furthermore, you can keep up with Tits Guru updates via their Twitter page. There you will find even more pictures of pretty girls with their breasts popping out.

They Have An Army Of Original Web Cam Models, Too

Like video games, many porn-type websites advertise having exclusive webcam models. Most of the time, this "feature" turns out to be clickbait to take you to one of the site's sponsors.

Fortunately, Tits Guru actually has there own webcam models, which are featured on a subsite, and, like the photos, the selection of sexy women is very pleasing. There are tons of categories of women, some of which we really see or have never seen on other cam pages. Some of these exotic categories include Petite, Hot Flirt, Footjob, Hairy Pussy, and something called Story.

So, prepare to be visually assaulted.

In addition to getting a basic account, there is a Club Elite program that incentives the users to hang out on the platform and send the models plenty of tip money. Even if you are only interested in a basic account or are not sure if you want to get one, you can view public shows with a free account. As of now, if you use the promo code BIG_BOOBS you get a 20% discount, too.

We should note that the link to Big Tits Cam takes you to that part of the site, the CamVive link is just another spam connection.

Home Computer Or Handheld Machine – Getting The Best Experience

Overall, the mobile version of Tits Guru looks just as good as it does on desktop machines. Nearly all of the same features are present, though some load a bit different for the sake of looking better on handheld machines.

Like the standard version, Tits Guru on mobile does not have an excessive number of banner ads, and they are all loaded at the bottom of a page. However, it looks to us like you might have to deal with more popup ads when surfing this site on the mobile version.

The one thing which is missing on the mobile version is the Boobs Cube of Rubik game for some reason. Still, both variations of the website run well, and you should have an excellent time on either.

We Can Only Heap Praise On This Porn Site

Usually, we have at least a few things which are negative to say about a website we review, when it comes to Tits Guru, there is almost nothing. Yes, the occasional popups are annoying, but that is virtually nothing else we can find worth complaining about.

Instead, the number of unique features, the selection of high-end erotic content from all over the world, and web design make this sex site significant.

While We Do Not Have Any Suggestions – If You Do Contact Them

Apparently, the webmasters at Tits Guru are nonetheless interested in ways they may be able to improve their site even further.

So, if you find something which might make this platform even better, just click over to the Feedback & Suggestions page and message [email protected] with your comments. Not only are they interested in ways to improve the website, but they are also interested in new features that could be incorporated.

Our TL; DR Summary For Tits Guru

This website straddles the line between hosting content, which could be described as tasteful nudes and full-on softcore pornography. All of the submissions of topless content are in high definition and typically showoff a woman who is a professional in the modeling, escorting, or porn industry.

The variation and aesthetic of the models’ mammaries is appreciable as well.

There are a few neat sex video games, the webcam models are seen nowhere else, and other mechanics are exceptionally well executed. Though there are a couple of problems like the occasional popups, we find almost no fault with this site.

For those reasons and more, we award Tits Guru five hands of five total.