The Erotic Review

We Don't Know Everything

I am tired of people who think that they know it all. There isn't a single moment in a conversation with them where I don't feel like just punching them in their fucking face. Some of you might say that I am aggressive, but the truth is that I am just annoyed by idiots. On the other hand, I must admit that patience has never been a virtue of mine, so that might have something to do with the whole situation, but I honestly doubt it. If you ask girls what they would like to know, I am pretty fucking sure that they would say that they want to know where their man is at all times. That is how some females are, obviously not all of you ladies, but you know that you can't even argue with me on this one. On the other hand, dudes are interested in some other shit. Honestly, I don't know what I want to know. That sounds like too much thinking, and I am uninterested in it. We are simple creatures, well, generally speaking. Sure, we have some dudes with certain qualities that women have, but I swear that all of them are potential serial killers. So, probably, we would like to know where we can get a quality blowjob for free at any time. If you were wondering about that, I know a place or two, but you might not like it when you notice it is your girl's address. So, again, be careful what you wish for. Somebody emailed me about a website a few months ago, and I never really checked it out. The reason for that is that I thought they might be doing the same thing as me, and I find it rather rude to comment on a colleague's work. It is not professional, but that is just me. However, I checked out the site, and I was mistaken. The Erotic Review will surprise you with the services that they are offering.

Never Seen This Before

Certain things are so fucking cool that they blow your mind as soon as you hear about them. The whole thing gets even more impressive when you lay your eyes on the damn thing. That is precisely what is going on here. As I said, I thought The Erotic Review was a site for reviewing erotica or some smut-related stuff. However, that doesn't seem to be the case at all. Have you ever wondered what your girl's exes have to say about her? I haven't, but I've met a shit ton of chicks who complain about every single one of their ex-boyfriends. At what point do we start thinking she might be the one with the problems and not the dudes? In today's world, blaming men has become the norm. No matter what we do, there is a chance that some feminist somewhere will have some shit to say about it. Listen, I review porn and smut-related stuff for a living, and if I may say so, I've gotten pretty fucking good at it. However, if there is something that I am even better at reviewing, it is women. Unfortunately, The Erotic Review seems to have beaten me to it. Yes, this is a place where women are being reviewed. Furthermore, they have listings from all over the globe too. This keeps getting better and better. I've been out with girls before who was my friend's friends and stuff like that. I would ask the said friend about her, and they would hype her up. Now I know not to go on dates with chicks I share friends with because those bastards will never give me an honest scoop. Both men and women have needed a site like The Erotic Review ever since the internet went public. I am not joking. The world would be a better place because of this.

Let's Find Out

The Erotic Review is not giving us the inside scoop on random chicks. I wish that were the case, but I don't know how the whole thing would work. Instead, they are only reviewing escort girls and sex providers across the globe. That doesn't sound half-bad, either, if we are being honest. Now, they say that they are the most detailed and comprehensive database of that kind on the internet, so I am not sure what to believe. In truth, many sites say they are the best at something, but not many can back up that claim. However, it seems that The Erotic Review is not playing around here. The best thing about it is that there seem to be no geographical limitations. If you travel often, you will need this website's services, especially if you are the type to pay for sex. You will want to use the services that they offer, that is for sure. There are also those dudes who pay women for their time. I am talking about the simps who are taking them out on dates and shit like that. You will never see me paying for sex, much less hanging out with a chick and holding her hand. Now, all that attention that these women have been getting must've messed up their fucking brains because they are out of their minds if they think someone will pay a shit ton of money to spend time with them. Of course, the top chicks are pricier, but on average, the prices here seem to be lower than on most other similar sites. They are still a bit high, in my opinion, but that's because I never really had to reach for my wallet to get laid. Regardless, depending on what you want to do with the chick, the whole experience can get pretty expensive pretty quickly, so make sure you can financially afford to spend time with her before you get into it.

Pretty Nice Web Design

I don't care what anyone says, but web design matters. Come on, we are visual creatures, and as such, we care what things look like. If that weren't the case, there wouldn't be so many girls putting on heavy makeup or bold dudes getting hair transplants. Looks matter, people, don't let anyone else tell you differently. Only ugly individuals say that isn't the case. Well, maybe blind ones would agree with them. Anyways, The Erotic Review looks pretty damn nice. They are trying to make this an excellent experience for their community. They have polls pretty fucking often to decide on certain things, which I support. This means they care about the user experience, which not many sites do anymore. Well, this is a community-driven website, after all, so it makes sense that they cater to the wants and needs of its users. The thing is, you will most likely find exactly the girl you are looking for with The Erotic Review. They have put quite some work into their sorting options. There are free and paid memberships available too. Regarding the free one, you can check out the girls in the area, their images, and videos and read information about them. If you like everything, feel free to contact them, you have nothing to lose. With all that being said, just like any other escort or hookup site, paid membership comes with a lot cooler features. For example, you can contact the chicks through a chat system instead of messaging them on their phones. You might think that is irrelevant, but this is the best way to never get caught when your other three girls are hawking your phone. Expect the monthly membership to be under $20, and you will be fine.

Ever-Growing Library of Escorts

Another thing about The Erotic Review is that it seems as if they have new members join them daily. Of course, I am talking about the girls since I could care less about the guys signing up for this site. A blog even gives you information about the most recently added escorts. In all reality, if you are looking for this type of girl, then using the services of The Erotic Review is the way to go. This way, you can get all the necessary information about any and every chick worth fucking in your area and figure out whether she is the right for you or not. If you don't have a profile on the site for all the escort girls out there, you should consider it. On the other hand, girls worth talking about are already here, as some horny dude decided to share his experience with her. Some females are so fucking hot that dudes are telling everyone about fucking them.