Taffy Tales

Anything Can Be Improved

I feel like that is the mindset we have in today’s world. People are looking at everything surrounding them and thinking about how it can get better. Sure, sometimes it works out the way they planned it, but sometimes it doesn’t. For example, look at cars, sure they are faster than ever, more luxurious, and all that, but they also break down a lot more than they used to. Back in the day, you could fix your car with ease, now you need a mechanic to change a lightbulb.

One thing I don’t believe needs no improvements whatsoever is porn. What more can we ask for? Sure, as people’s wants and needs evolve we get a few new fetishes and kinks, but honestly, some of the newest ones are quite disturbing to me. On the other hand, people enjoy their furry porn so it is hard for me to argue with it. Now, there is one thing that some are saying is lacking in porn, and that is interaction.

Honestly, if I wanted to interact with the girl, I would just get off my ass and go fuck one in real life. Porn is meant for me to get my nut off however I see fit. However, some disagree with me, and that is exactly how porn games became a thing. They come with that interaction aspect and make porn a lot more interesting to some. I get where they are coming from, but this is simply not something I would necessarily agree with.

There are so many games out there that are made for nerds, and in my opinion, porn games fall under that same category. I still haven’t found one which is better than porn videos, but hey, there are some pretty good sex games out there. You guys know that I keep a watchful eye on everything porn-related and consequently, I ran into a game I decided to check out. The game is called Taffy Tales and let me tell you all you need to know about it.

Still a Work in Progress

The Taffy Tales game has been in development for a few years now since 2018 to be exact. We are in 2022 now and it is still in beta version. This means two things, firstly, it still needs quite a bit of time before it is what the developers want it to be, and secondly, it seems that they are willing to put in all the work needed to make this a great game. I know people always complain when a game takes too long, but just look at GTAV and the masterpiece we ended up getting.

The artist behind this game is known as UberPie and from what I know about him, he is quite talented and is really good at what he does. Let’s give him some time to create his own masterpiece and in the meantime be grateful that we can check all of this stuff out. The story of the game is quite unusual, but when I think about it, every porn game has some sort of a messed-up plot. I guess people get off on weird stuff here.

Okay, so long story short, you are a nerdy kid, and you stand up to a bully who is groping some girl in one of the locker rooms. Yes, you are a hero, we all knew it, but the thing is now you have to deal with the bully yourself when the girl manages to escape. Obviously, he is built like a brick wall and you need to get the fuck away from him before you end up getting your ass kicked. Lesson number 1, not everyone is meant to be a hero.

So after you start running away from the dude and, of course, you end up in an even bigger pickle. You know how this works out, there is an accident just waiting to happen, and the next thing you know a car hits you. I swear to God that every single one of these porn games has some sort of an accident going on, not sure what the fuck the reason behind it is, but that just seems to be the part of every porn game I have reviewed.

The Story Gets Interesting

As you might’ve expected you end up waking up in a hospital, but there is something different about you. No, you didn’t grow another dick, turns out you still have just one, but a monster-sized one at that. If that happened due to the accident, then maybe we should all start jumping in front of cars, but that’s not the case. The change which I am talking about is the fact that you end up with a split personality, you know, like in horror movies.

There is a huge difference though, this doesn’t lead you to become a serial killer, but a serial fucker. Yes, your other personality is all about fucking sluts and cumming on their faces. Hell, I am sure some of you betas out there would kill to have this other side to you too. Apparently, you are not the only one who experienced a change since you woke up in the hospital, there is a lot of strange stuff going on all around the town.

Everyone seems to be much sluttier than you remember, this includes random girls on the street, teachers, and even your own mother and sister. Now, this story alone has a lot of potentials and it feels that Taffy Tales will have a lot of things for you to do in this world. Unfortunately, that is not something you can experience as of yet because a lot of things are still being worked on. Hopefully, we get to test the full game soon.

Don’t despair because you will still have a lot of opportunities to fuck virtual sluts and be a part of some sexy scenes. In fact, you will be able to choose whether you want to be a part of them or not. They understand that not every fetish is for everyone, so you can decide whether you want to enjoy some incest, cuckolding, BDSM, and corruption scenes, among many others. Yes, this is a hardcore game, so don’t expect to see a lot of, if any, vanilla stuff.

Say No to Censored Stuff

I don’t know how many of you have had a chance to check out Asian porn, if you haven’t I am telling you that you should give it a shot. On the other hand, if you have then you know that there is quite a bit of censure involved there. You know what I am talking about, those tetris-like boxes which blur all the important parts. That is one thing I really dislike about Asian porn, but even they have started becoming more open about uncensored content.

The same can be said about porn games, luckily Taffy Tales doesn’t believe in that bullshit, and all of their sex scenes are fully uncensored. I really do mean every single one of them, and I am sure that all of you horny fucks out there are glad to hear this. Expect to hear some audio action as well, meaning that you will be able to hear these virtual sluts moan, but nothing too special. Still, as a work in progress, this game has quite a few things to offer.

The reason why it is taking so much time is probably that only one dude is working on it. I respect his dedication, but maybe UberPie should ask for some help. The game is POV and you will be able to play the game by simply clicking and pointing at items and options. They are highlighted though so you won’t be just wandering around completely clueless. I like the fact that this is not some nuclear science type of bullshit.

Generally speaking, if you are a horny bastard looking for some kinky shit to jerk off to, then you should definitely check out Taffy Tales. Sure, it is still a work in progress, but there is enough quality smut for you to jerk off to here. All of you dudes out there might love the power which comes with actually having a huge dick and how that affects women around you. Go, explore and learn some moves which you can hopefully use in the real world one day.

You Can Get it For Free

The best part about Taffy Tales is that it can be downloaded for free. Sure, you can go on Patreon.com and pay several bucks for it, but who the fuck wants to do that? There is a public version of the game that you can try out without spending a single dime on it. This version will be a few releases behind the one you have to pay for but is not enough for me to actually end up paying for it. I’m okay with playing this way until the full version comes out.