Shag2Night

The Time Has Come

Like any cheese movie you've ever watched, life also has a moment where you go from being a boy to becoming a man. Many people argue at what point in our lives that happens, but I think that is pretty fucking obvious. The first time you get your dick wet is when you become a man. At least, that is what I believe in, and quite frankly, no one can tell me differently. Don't worry. People have tried to convince me otherwise.

Nothing is more important in a man's life than losing his virginity. I still remember what it looked like for me, and I can say it was everything I expected. Unfortunately, some dudes have unrealistic expectations and think it will be precisely what they see in porn videos. However, it will take some time before you ever reach that level. Practice makes perfect, my friends, and that is true in sex.

The truth is that many of you suck at talking to girls. Of course, you have nothing to worry about if you are gay. You will probably still get laid, but the straight dudes who can't hold a conversation with a female in a face-to-face situation. That sucks. If you don't find a way to deal with that problem, you might die a virgin. There is no sadder thing than that, and I am sure many of you would agree.

Fortunately, there are many apps and websites out there which can help you with learning how to talk to girls. However, it might be easier for you to do so if you are not looking her in the face. You know, something like online hooligans, but you can instead be a virtual smooth talker. I am unsure if that works, but you guys are running out of options. That is why I will be talking about Shag2Night, so make sure you pay attention.

The Title Says it All.

I like websites with names that tell you precisely what you will find there. Unfortunately, too many have very misleading titles, and I am sick and tired of that bullshit. I have no clue why they would even do that, especially if almost all of them end up being an unpleasant surprise. Luckily, Shag2Night is trying to help you out with getting laid as soon as fucking possible, and we all know that you need all the help you can get in that regard.

This site, though, only seems to help the people living in the UK. If you are not one of them but plan to visit the country, you might want to look at what Shag2Night offers. They brag about being the best hookup site in the United Kingdom. Too many websites say that, so it is tough to believe them immediately. On the other hand, they are pulling in some pretty impressive numbers, so I can't argue with that too much.

There is more than enough activity on Shag2Night. With the fact that they are bringing around one million visitors per month. In all reality, all that is what you should look for when checking out dating sites. I prefer to look at them as places that can get me laid as soon as fucking possible It makes no sense to me that someone would come here thinking that they are going to find the love of their life, but crazier things have happened.

One thing I have a problem with regarding dating sites is that there are more men than women on there. However, Shag2Night has a pretty fucking good number of females as well. There are thousands of them, and if I am being honest with you, quite a few of them are hot as absolute fuck. Of course, you will find some that I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole, but which hookup site doesn't have those issues?

No Love for the Guests

As soon as I made my way to Shag2Night, I felt this was a good place to look for hot UK sluts. I had a pretty good idea even before finding out which country the site originates from. I mean, there is only one part of the globe where people say "shag" instead of fuck, so it wasn't a surprise. Their logo is a tad bit funny, though, as it looks like two individuals orally pleasuring each other. However, the rest of the site is no laughing matter.

The background is one sexy chick with red lipstick posing in black lingerie, and a signup form covers it a bit. You will need to tell them whether you are a man or a woman and if you are looking to hook up with people of the same or opposite sex. In a world where people are allowed to choose their gender, it is surprising to see that visitors can't pick transgender or any other of the options society is giving us in the 21st century.

You must also provide Shag2Night with your date of birth, city, and email and create a username and password. It is all the basic stuff, so it shouldn't take longer than a minute or two to complete. Some dating and hookup sites allow you to reach some blogs or something like that if you visit them as a guest, but here you won't be able to do anything without making an account for yourself, so plan accordingly.

What kind of threw me off is that Shag2Night has a ridiculous amount of girls online at any moment. If I see this clearly, they all have "Now Online" under their profile pictures. To say that I doubt this is an understatement. I have reviewed a shit ton of dating sites before, and I have never seen one where all the females are online simultaneously. So maybe, this one is just that good, but you should take it with a grain of salt.

A Lot to Improve Upon

It can be tricky creating a dating site nowadays. There is too much competition, and apps like Bumble and Tinder efficiently run the game alone. After that, you need to take into consideration the ones which are not as popular, so it is fucking hard to stand out from all of them and enter this industry. I hoped that Shag2Night would offer something that would make me consider switching to them if they were available in my country, but that isn't the case.

Their filters are nothing to write home about. They are among the poorest ones I have seen for quite some time. If you are looking to sort the chicks by body type, hair color, ethnicity, or something which tells you about all the perversion she is willing to do, you are shit out of luck. What annoyed me even more, was that I couldn't set the distance and pick the girls based on how close they were to me. That is just sad.

I am into older chicks, so 35 to 45 was the year range I wanted to check out. I chose South East England, but you can also pick Wales, Northern Ireland, Scotland, and other parts of the UK. There aren't even as many photos as you'd find on similar hookup sites, so it can be hard to see how hot these chicks are. You know the fat ones are great at taking pics at a certain angle where you can't see how big they are.

Luckily, the UK has a wide range of women, so you can expect to see redheads, blondes, Asian chicks, and so much more. However, the lack of filters will not allow you to focus on just one type. There is something for everyone here. If you are a chubby chaser, you will get your dose of BBW, no doubt about that. The rest of us can focus on the chicks who are fuckable. We all know that it is the MILFs that we need to pay the most attention to.

They Got it All Wrong.

Now, the fact that their filter options are lackluster is an obvious issue. However, I was surprised you could see all the information you need when reaching a girl's profile. Yes, I would prefer them to be among the sorting and filtering options, but beggars can't be choosers. It seems that Shag2Night is getting relatively close to being a great dating site, they need to fix a thing or two, and they will be good to go.

You need to pay to communicate with these sluts, though. They use credits as a payment system or tokens. Hookup sites tend to name them differently. You will need to check out the bundles they offer, but honestly, they seem a bit expensive for my taste. If I am not mistaken, one of them costs 15 pounds, and you can only send ten messages or "Sex Proposals." Just when I thought that Shag2Night was getting close to being what we needed, they made a mistake this big.