RedHotPie

Too Many Useless Dating Apps

If we are being honest I have no fucking clue why these are not called hookup apps. I know that every time I download Tinder or Bumble, I will run into at least 50 girls saying that they are there looking for a serious relationship. Like, what in the actual fuck is going on here? It is like going to a hooker to ask for a hug. People who are on these apps and are not looking to fuck the same night or within a few dates should delete them. Some of you might disagree with me because they are actually called dating apps, but we all know what they are actually used for. These stuck-up people need to go to speed dating places or something like that. They can even go to a fuckin library to look for someone to date for all I care. It is absolutely ridiculous. The truth is that most of us have a person looking to date us, and there is a reason why we are not taking them up on that offer. I don’t want to date, I want to fuck. Sex is an important part of every relationship, and I want to see right away if you are worth my time or not. Maybe, we end up clicking and dating later down the road, but I want to see if you are worth the time or not. Girls need to understand that we are not into the whole hard-to-get attitude. Most of us don’t even think of you as whores if you give it up on the first night. It’s the 21st century, you girls have needs just like we do. The COVID pandemic made it a lot harder to go out and meet new people, so dating apps were the only thing keeping our sex life alive. I checked out quite a few of them to find out people are there just to talk to someone. That’s not what I was there for, so I heard about a website that is not as boring as these useless apps. It is called RedHotPie, and I decided to check it out. Let’s see if it is what we are looking for or not.

No Bullshit Just Sex

You might’ve noticed that there is AU at the end of the web site's name, if you have already tried checking it out, and are wondering if it is only available in Australia. That is not true, but I guess if you ever end up visiting the place with the highest percentage of poisonous animals, you might be able to get some pussy there too. Now I know that some of you have no game, so you are more likely to die there than to get laid, but give it a try. If you were wondering where RedHotPie got its name from, you are probably a virgin, and that might not change any time soon. It is obviously a reference to a pussy, or a vagina, whatever word you feel more comfortable with. Realistically speaking, you don’t expect a site with that name to offer anything but sex, and that seems to be true here. People here don’t mess around, they are looking for someone to fuck. If you don’t believe me, then head on over to the site itself and you will be greeted by a sexy blonde and some ripped dude. They are both in these sexy poses looking at the camera. Apparently, they have 3 million member listings worldwide. I think that number should be a lot higher, but there are still those of you who are stuck on those dumb dating apps hoping that one of the girls on there is willing to change her views on one-night stands. There is no bullshit here, it is filled with people looking for sex. Actually, there is a lot more than you can ask for on RedHotPie, but you can set your own preferences and get results based on them. If you are looking for friendship or something like that, I don’t know what to say to you, but I hope that you do end up finding someone willing to spend some time with you. I, of course, am only looking for hookups and casual sex.

They Have An App

At first, I was worried that I could only use RedHotPie through my laptop. That would be a bummer because it would mean that if I am looking for a quick fuck during a night out, I would need to keep the damn thing in my car. Luckily, that is not the case since they have an app for both Android and iOS. Yes, they understand that you might’ve gone out and struck out on every girl you met, so now you are able to broaden your search with ease. Once you download the app, you will need to create your own account. You will be able to do so through your Facebook profile, or email. It is actually a really quick process that won’t take you more than a few minutes. You need to choose your gender first, and there are so many options that I honestly didn’t even know there were so many of them nowadays. I am not trying to be a dick, I am just not familiar with all the genders we have today. From then on you need to choose what you are looking for, their age and all the other basic things. If you’ve used any other apps meant for hooking up, then you already know what to expect here. Don’t forget to come up with your own username and password, just please don’t pick one like PussyBreaker69, or anything similar. Those things are trashy as fuck and you will probably never get laid. There is a live chat that you can try out, but not with that username. As soon as I was done creating my profile I wanted to see what the options in my area were like and let me tell you right now that I was not disappointed. When I used Tinder or Bumble, there were way more fat girls than fit ones. On RedHotPie the situation seems to be way different. I found a shit ton of sexy girls willing to hook up, have casual sex, and many of them are into discreet affairs too. It’s the 21st century, what did you expect?

Easy To Find The Right Girl

No, I am not talking about the one for marriage, but maybe you end up finding the right one for that here as well. Who knows, crazier things have happened. More and more people nowadays are meeting on apps like RedHotPie and then somehow end up in a committed relationship or maybe even marriage. Don’t write anything off just yet. Just give it a shot, and you will not regret it. I am honestly starting to like this app more and more by the minute. When you are interested in looking for girls, there is a search option at the bottom of your screen. After you click on it you will be able to browse through all the girls, matching, new, active, or nearby ones. That makes everything a lot easier, and of course, I choose to check the nearby girls, as I already mentioned. There were many hot chicks here which was a pleasant surprise, and they weren’t shy about what they were looking for. Again, that is something that I already talked about, but I needed to point it out again since all of them are so open about it. I like the confidence, it makes me want to text all of them right away and see if they are down for a gangbang tonight. Some of the girls don’t have an uploaded photo yet, so it is hard to see if they are worth your time or not, but just stick to those who do, and you will be just fine. There are more sluts on RedHotPie than I expected. Maybe, because I haven’t really heard about this app before I thought it would be dead, or not as popular as some other ones, but I was wrong. Know that you can’t check out all of the pics on a girl’s profile without uploading one yourself. Well, some of the girls actually let this slide, but most of them do not. That is pretty fair, so I had to do so and check the hottest ones out. The pictures are a lot sexier than those on other dating apps, so that was amazing to see.

There Is A Premium Membership

Of course, there is, the people behind the app have to make some money for their services as well. You are able to become a plus, premium, or a premium plus member. The first of the three options gives you three choices, a monthly membership, one which would last you for 6 months, and a yearly one. They will cost you $14.99, $48.99, and $69.99 respectively. Premium and premium plus only have two types of membership, the 6-month and a yearly one. The premium would run for $69.99 for the shorter of the two, while 12 months come down to $90.00. If you decide to become a premium plus member know that it is more expensive. For 6 months you will need to pay $94.99, while the yearly one is $121.99. This membership comes with the best features as you can video chat with the girls, see who likes you, chat with them, take back likes and so much more. They also have free swinger resources, and parties and events.