NSFW ASMR

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response

That is quite a mouthful isn’t it, you are probably reading that and asking yourself what the fuck does it have to do with anything? I only review a site if it is related to vice, so porn sites, where you can buy good dick pills, online casinos, you get the idea. I guess what I am trying to say is that ASMR has a place in one or all of those. You are probably still confused because you probably can’t even say Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response 4 times in a row fast.

So let me explain what the fuck it stands for, or let’s let Google explain it to all of us. It is that tingling sensation that starts in the scalp and runs down your neck and back. This is not a bad type of tingling, instead, it actually makes you feel good. The thing is that this feeling comes in response to a certain soft stimulus. If you ever had a girl massage your scalp, you have probably had this feeling before, and you know how amazing it is.

Now, as you know porn has been evolving basically since it became a thing. There is always something added to it to make people enjoy it more. It’s not that I need anything to make me jerk off even more than I am now, but okay. I assume you guessed where this is going, yes ASMR has found its way into porn, and it is a hot new thing right now. More and more porn sites are trying to add these types of videos to their gallery.

Thanks to our friend, the internet, we can easily access any damn porn site in a few seconds. As amazing as that is, it also makes it harder to make a decision on which site we should actually visit. Sometimes I feel like it is harder to choose the right porn site than it is to pick out the girl to marry, but that is just me. With all that being said, Reddit has a lot of sexual content worth checking out, and today I will be checking out their NSFW ASMR sub.

The Community Runs the Show

If you have ever visited Reddit, then you know that every single one of its subs has a community of its own. It’s something like the people for the people type of deal. Basically, a group of people gets together because they are into the same things and decide to change information, pics, ideas, and videos about a topic. There are a lot of subs on Reddit, too many to count, some include nudity, others don’t, but I don’t even care enough to review those.

With all that being said, if it wasn’t clear by now, all the content on each of the subs is submitted by the users or the members of that subreddit’s community. This is a two-edged sword because it means that you will probably be seeing quite a bit of authentic stuff, while it also means that most of it will not be of otherworldly quality. Luckily, all of this is being taken care of by the community and they rate the content, so it is easier to find the good stuff.

Honestly, every time you get to a subreddit like this one you will want to check the best content right away. NSFW ASMR, like any other sub on Reddit, has quite a bit of content, but really not all of it is worth your time. You don’t want to browse through hundreds of posts to find what you are looking for, it just takes too much time. I mean we all have different ideas of what the best content is, but there is some of it that we can all agree on.

Just like with any type of sub, as soon as you land on /r/NSFWASMR you should check out the Hot and Top pages. I checked the second one right away, but there were only 3 posts which was a huge dud. However, the Hot page has the best content this subreddit has to offer. This was confusing to me because I usually find the best content under the Top tab, but it is what it is. All the fap-worthy content will be found on the Hot page.

Not Sure What to Expect?

That’s fine, as I said, many subs on Reddit are either hit or miss. Sure, there are some which fall in the area between those two, but do you even want to be jerking off to “just okay” stuff? I hope the answer is no because I don’t want any of you to sell themselves short. I told you that not all the content you will find on /r/NSFWASMR is otherworldly, and let’s be honest you can’t expect it to be when it is uploaded by random people.

Generally, you will hear a lot of sexy sounds, now this depends on what you find sexy. There is a video with jeans scratching sounds and I honestly have no clue who can get a boner just by listening to this. There is a video that I at least found a bit arousing, and it had a British MILF in it in sexy lingerie and she was talking dirty too. She looked really slutty too with her tattoos and everything. Apparently, she is trying to sensually dominate you.

However, there are some sexier videos too. There is a girl who is putting a dick between her breasts and then making all types of noises. I’ve never seen a dick look more plastic than this one though, so it was a bit weird. There was some cumming at the end, but again, you can’t really see much except her boobs and the plastic-looking dick between them. If I am being honest, I don’t think that this sub or this genre of porn is for everyone.

On /r/NSFWASMR I didn’t find a single sex scene. Yes, some of the girls are really sexy and are great at getting you aroused and all that, but I need to see some fucking. I am not into any type of vanilla stuff, and from what I have seen, that is all you will find here. It is just girls recording themselves doing freaky shit and making erotic sounds while doing it. Don’t get me wrong, these girls are good, I just want to see more action is all.

Not the Biggest Subreddit Around

Size matters, in everything, don’t let anyone tell you differently. If you are looking for any evidence just think about the fact that some girls don’t even think of a guy under 6’0 as a man. I think I proved my point. Obviously, the same is true in sex. Yes, some girls don’t like huge dongs, but they do not want your micropenis either. Sorry to burst your bubble, but that is simply how it is, it is better for you to hear it here first.

When it comes to subs on Reddit, the size of the community matters. This makes perfect sense because the more users a sub has, the more content it will have as well. Now quantity doesn’t always lead to quality, but with a lot of people posting, you have a lot better chance of having some quality stuff too. It is that simple, this is not nuclear physics, so I hope you understand where I am coming from with this.

With that being said /r/NSFWASMR is definitely not the biggest sub on Reddit. They have more than 70,000 users. I know some of you might think of that number of people as a lot, but that is probably because you are living somewhere in the country with one gas station and that is it. With that many people subscribed to this sub, you can expect only about 1000, or a bit more, of them to be online at any time.

The reason for all that is because this is a specific niche, you definitely need to enjoy it to decide to become part of this community. As I said, it is not for everyone, so make sure you prefer your porn on the softer side and you will be good. On the other hand, ASMR is a genre that has only become popular in the last two years, so you shouldn’t be surprised if it takes off soon. I would like to see a lot more action in it, and I am sure many others would too.

If You are Wondering, Yes it is Free

If you haven’t heard about Reddit, you have probably been living under a rock for a long time now. I don’t want to leave any stone unturned so I will just go on ahead and tell you that all of the content on the website is completely free. Yes, this includes /r/NSFWASMR too. They don’t have the largest gallery of sexy stuff you can imagine, but there is still enough stuff for you to have a good fapping session. They also update quite regularly.