ImageFap Handjob

The Good Old Days

We all like to reminisce about the times passed. There is a feeling which comes with doing so that simply can’t be explained. I swear I can smell the apple tree in front of my childhood apartment complex to this day, and no one can tell me differently. When you think back, you really never had any problems back then, you just spent days having fun and running around. Those were the times, life was much simpler back then.

Then it also might be true that we are romanticizing those days because we can’t have them back. I witness that on a daily basis, just try talking sports with an old geezer and he will swear up and down that a basketball player he used to watch in the 80s is better than all of the ones playing today. That is a bit delusional in my mind, and they should be afraid of saying that publicly before they get put into a nursing home.

One thing that stuck with me from the past days is the fact that we used to jerk off to porn magazines and photos. Yeah, we didn’t always have all the amazing smut that we have today, and it definitely wasn’t as easy to access it. For the love of God, the internet was slow as fuck back in the day, and it was making weird-ass sounds when you were connecting to it. I know that you young bucks couldn’t possibly comprehend that, but it is the truth.

There aren’t many things nowadays that are catered to the needs of the old school people. Everyone wants brand new things, and if they are older than a few months, it is time to replace them. Well, there are certain things that never run out of style, and porn pics are one of them. That is exactly why porn sites like ImageFap are still going strong, and today I want to tell you a thing or two about their Handjob content. Stay tuned.

Never Say No To A Good Handjob

I think that we are overlooking the importance of foreplay. This is especially true for guys, once we get a hardon, the only thing we care about is sticking our dick inside the girl’s pussy or ass. The truth is that we should spend more time on foreplay, if you did that maybe you could actually make a girl cum for once. Also, you need to learn to enjoy a good handjob. You might think they are not all that, but a good one will change your life. I promise you.

If you were not paying attention so far, then let me just state the obvious: you will find a shit ton of handjob pics and gifs here. Sometimes it is nice to switch it up and enjoy simple things in life. I get it, videos are way more interesting, but when your fucking internet connection is struggling, it is a lot easier to browse through porn pics than to wait for that video to finish buffering. This is especially true if you are just looking to bust a quick nut.

It seems that most of the content in ImageFap’s Handjob gallery is amateur. Now, some of you might complain about it, but I choose to look at things from a positive perspective. Amateur smut shows you that regular girls are just as freaky as the pornstars, but they are willing to show off their slutty side without expecting to be paid for it. Well, maybe they will ask for some cum in their mouth or any of their holes, but that is about it.

When it comes to gifs, I think they are criminally underrated. If you are unfamiliar with them, they are those short clips that play on a loop. I like them because more times than not they are a cut-off from one of the hottest scenes in the porn video. Also, know that all of the content on ImageFap is completely free, and that includes all the handjob smut as well. I am a huge fan of free porn sites, they simply can’t be beaten.

A Lot Of Handjob Smut

You will notice rather quickly that ImageFap has a shit ton of handjob gifs and pics. There are 25 galleries per page, and they have 550 pages. This means that you will be able to browse through over 130,000 of them filled with handjob action. That is a ridiculous number, especially once you realize that some of those galleries are stacked with pics. Some of them have over 100 images in them, which just means that there is a ridiculous amount of porn pics here.

I am not going to lie to you and tell you that all of the gifs and pics here are absolutely amazing, that is simply not true. Sure, a lot of them are showing sexy sluts with dicks in their hands, but there are also some pics with below-average girls in them. We can argue until the sun dies out which girl is sexy and which isn’t, but that is not the point here. Just know that you will have a lot of content to jerk off to, but some of it might not be up to your standard.

Another thing that I have noticed is that there are a lot of pics here which do not really fall under the handjob category in my mind. You can argue that a blowjob is not far from a handjob, I am not here to have that debate, but there are simply some gifs and pics here which don’t even include nudity. They do show a naked or semi-naked girl, but that is about it. There is a pic of a dude sitting in front of his computer completely dressed.

Don’t get me wrong I am not asking for him to get naked or anything like that, that is not my cup of tea, but you will find quite a few galleries where the dude is just holding his dick in his hands. I guess they think that their cock is worth jerking off to and are willing to give gays and bis something to look forward to. I honestly doubt that there are many girls who can’t wait to flick their beans to a pic of an old dude showing off his dick.

The Web Design Is Ridiculous

No, this is not being said in a positive light. The way that ImageFap looks is absolute garbage. I am not joking, there is nothing appealing about the way this site looks at all, aside from the content that is. However, some might even argue that the content can’t overcome the fact that this site looks cheap as all get out. This is definitely the biggest downside of the website, well that and the ads, but I will talk about them in just a second.

I get it, the site has been around for quite a while, and they might be trying to give us those old-school vibes. However, there are certain things that should stay in the past, and this design is one of them. I also do not like the fact that they have this bright-ass white background which is blinding me the whole time as I am trying to browse through this smut. Adding the dark theme feature is the least they can do to make this site visually more appealing.

With that being said they do offer pretty damn good sorting options, even within their categories. You can choose to see celebrity handjob stuff, but also mature, teen, cumshot, big tits, amateur, among other options. I am a huge fan of this because it allows me to easily find more specific content. I can find big tittied sluts giving handjobs with zero to no effort on ImageFap thanks to all these sorting options.

When you are browsing through the galleries, you can see their names, the number of images each one of them has, its quality, and the date it was uploaded. What is confusing is that when you look under the quality, they are grading it by its size, or so it seems. It doesn’t say good, great, bad, or anything like that, but instead, you will see a large, medium, and small. I have no clue how this makes sense, but that is the way things are done around here.

There Are Things To Complain About

I honestly do not like complaining about many things when it comes to free porn sites. However, there are certain things that annoy the hell out of me. We all know that we will always have to deal with ads when browsing through a free site with porn content on it, however, ImageFap can do a better job when it comes to making them less annoying. Sure, they are not as bad as they are on some other similar sites, but they are still quite distracting.

Also, I really don’t enjoy the fact that the handjob gallery is filled with gifs and pictures of dudes jacking off. That is not what I came here to watch, so maybe they should create a new category for this type of shit.