Aloha Tube Handjob

Do Not Skip Foreplay

Too many guys do not understand the importance of foreplay. If you think you can just undress and stick your dick inside a hot chick, think again fool because that is not how the game goes. You need to be able to put in some extra work, you know, the kissing, touching, caressing, and all that. Don’t ever forget about giving her some head either, just make sure you know what the fuck you are doing. The clit is not that hard to find fellas.

Now, on the other hand, there are too many women who expect all the foreplay but are not willing to return the favor. I honestly don't care about getting a handjob or head, but you don’t expect me to do all that if you are not willing to. If there is one thing I dislike with a passion, it’s the hypocrites. We are both here to feel good, so might as well relax and let your inner freak out completely, no one likes to fuck a woman who acts like a starfish.

I think that women generally overlook the importance of a good handjob or a blowjob. Fine, some of you are not comfortable to give head, no issue, but touch our dick at least, we wanna feel good as well. However, do not act like our cock is a fucking stick shift in a manual car and jerk on it like there is no tomorrow. Some gentleness goes a long way ladies, we are not as against it as some of you might think.

To be quite honest, there are much better porn categories than the handjob one, but there are some sluts out there who make it look like an art form, and I enjoy watching them. Realistically if a girl knows what she is doing with a dick, there is not much more to it. There is a porn site that I visit whenever I am looking to jack off to some quality handjob videos and it is called Aloha Tube. I am sure many of you know the site I am talking about.

Easy to Browse Through

The design of AlohaTube is rather straightforward, and the same is true for its handjob category. If you are here then you are just looking for videos where a hot chick is stroking a dick and waiting for some cum as a treat. It is ridiculously easy to reach the category through the search bar itself. Just type in “handjob”, hit the enter button and you will be at the right place. This is not nuclear physics people.

What I will definitely say to you is that the design of the website is ugly as hell in my eyes. To be quite honest, my eyes are burning from looking at this shit. I am not playing either, they have this horrible greenish or brownish color as the background. Think of something like mustard that has been in your fridge for months and you will get the right color idea. Whoever came up with that should straight up be arrested, there is no other way to put it.

The top of the page is purple, I mean that is not that bad I guess. However, the layout is quite simple, yet effective. As soon as you enter the handjob category you will notice the number of videos they have for you. At the time of writing, they had over 1 million handjob videos that you can jerk off to and they are spread out over 10104 pages. The videos are right there for you to see them, but the whole website gives off crazy 90s vibes and it needs an update.

You can preview the videos by holding the mouse arrow over them, but you will not be able to see bits and pieces of the video. Instead, you will only see pictures, like frozen frames or something. Most free tubes let you see some scenes when you do this, but that is not the case here. Honestly, the website design will make you question whether you want to watch its content in the first place or not, but luckily it is the content that we most care about.

A Lot of Content to Jack Off to

This might be the understatement of the century. If you have two active brain cells you probably noticed above that I mentioned how the website has over 1 million handjob videos. Yes, that is 1,000,000 videos, you read that right. No matter how you try to put it that is a lot of fucking handjob content. Now whether all of it is the best quality you can find on the internet? The answer to that would be a big no.

Not to say that AlohaTube’s handjob category is shitty, it is just that there are some horrible videos in there. They seem to take the “quantity over quality” approach quite literally. I mean some of the sluts giving handjobs in these videos are absolutely ugly. They say that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but if you find some of these women sexy or beautiful, you might need to go get your eyes checked.

Now that doesn’t mean that there are not some absolutely great handjob videos here as well. I ran into a video right off the bat where a stepsis was jerking off her blindfolded stepbrother and it was pretty good. The girl was smoking hot and she was giving the poor dude a sensual handjob that he will remember forever. She had a tight little body with a nice pair of tits that the guy kept fondling during the whole video. I would trade spots with him any time.

There are a lot of videos in this category that have a lot more than just handjob actions in them. Obviously, they have some dick tugging in them, but then it turns out into blowjobs, fucking, and the whole ordeal. Not sure if that is something to complain about, but just wanted to point that out so I don’t have to deal with any bitching from any of you. Realistically there is enough content for you to fap to until you drop dead and that is more than enough.

Some Filters to Help You in Your Search

With over a million handjob videos all of us will need some help to find what we are looking for. If you know exactly what that is from the top of your head then simply use the search bar, you don’t need any help. The rest of you need some guidance, just like you do when it comes to putting your dick inside a girl. Luckily, AlohaTube understands that most of us are having issues deciding what it is that we are looking for and they have lent a helping hand.

There are only two filters that you can use to find your perfect handjob video easier. You are looking at the “Top Rated Movies” and “New Movies” tabs. The first one will bring the best-ranked videos to the top of the page right away so you can see what the rest of the horny bastards prefer in this category. The other option is a huge hit or miss if you ask me. You will run into some pretty good videos, while some might be straight-up trash.

Luckily, the preview that I talked about will help you out somehow so you can tell if the video is worth your time at all. If not, continue browsing through the pages because there is definitely something that will pique your interest. If not, then you have some serious problems, my friend, you might be the pickiest dude alive. There are a lot of old-ass looking videos here, I am not sure how to feel about that, but there is definitely a retro vibe going on around here.

Each of the videos has a title and length so you can check if it is long enough for you to jerk off properly to it. Some of the videos include guy-on-guy action too. For example one of them was titled “Straight teen tugs dick in haze”. It was some nerdy ass dude with glasses jerking off another guy’s cock. Now one of them has to be gay, there is no question about it because no straight dude would ever go through with that for free.

Did I Mention That All of it is Free?

This is the key point when it comes to AlohaTube’s handjob category. I mean all the categories are free because this is a free tube site, but we are not here to talk about all of them. Each of the handjob movies and videos you run into is free to watch whenever you feel like it. Honestly, free porn sites will always have a special place in my heart because I do not pay for sex so I will never pay for porn either. I’ve said this multiple times and I stick by it.

Not all of the videos are hosted on AlohaTube though. When you click on some of them you will be redirected to another free porn site. I am not sure how I feel about this, I guess this is somewhat in between an aggregator porn site and a regular one. Honestly, it is not a deal-breaker even though it is a bit annoying. Realistically speaking, as long as we get some free freaky porn videos for free, we shouldn’t be complaining at all.

Not all of the videos are of great quality either. Seems like all of them which are actually hosted on AlohaTube are around 720p HD, but those which are taking you to another website can be of better quality. There is no way for you to download these videos or anything like that because this is simply a streaming porn site. Meaning the only thing you can do is jerk off as much as your heart desires, which is not a bad deal if you ask me.

Some of the porn sites you are transferred to might allow you to download the content, but you will need to register on them before you can do so. Great thing is that the site works just as well on mobile phones so you can jerk off any time anywhere. The videos also load quite fast meaning that you don’t have to worry about wasting any time while they buffer or anything like that. This is nothing crazy when it comes to porn sites, but it definitely gets the job done.

Ads are a Joke

I honestly dislike the ads which come with the free tube sites, but I guess I can’t complain too much considering I get some nice fapping material without spending a dime. Some of those porn sites have ads that are aggressive as fuck, but not AlohaTube. I browsed through it quite a bit and I didn’t run into a single ad which was nice for a change. It was a refreshing thing to not have to fight those annoying things