I Love Spanking

I Have Seen Some Weird Shit

I am unsure about the number of websites I have reviewed. This includes both vice-related ones and your average sites as well. I have been in the industry for a few years now, and I can tell you that there is a minimal chance that there is something on the internet that I haven't seen before. I am not joking. There are certain things that I can never get out of my head, no matter how hard I try. Unfortunately, that was not a positive statement. There is some fucked up shit on the world wide web, and no matter how sure you think you are, it is hard to deal with some of it. Sure, we all believe nothing can throw us off, but the internet tends to disagree. With so many fucked up people out there, it would be impossible for you not to be fazed by some of the content I've seen. Either that or you are psycho—no other way around it. When it comes to porn, there are a few things I tend to stay away from. First is all the furry smut, not because it is horrible or anything. It is just not my cup of tea. Then there is all the BBW and granny porn, and I have no clue who gets off on that stuff. Lastly, I will never understand how someone can jerk off to all the shitting and pissing videos. That shit grosses me the fuck out, but you guys can do your thing. There are also some genres of porn that I don't consider porn at all. They are either too vanilla for my taste, or there is zero fucking happening in the scenes. Maybe all that content can serve as a good warm-up for an actual fapping session, but I can do without it. Anyways, recently, I was pointed to a website that falls under this category for me, and it is called ILoveSpanking. Let's see what it is all about.

The Title Says it All

Now, I am sure that every one of you who enjoys some more hardcore smut likes seeing hot chicks getting their asses slapped, hair pulled, and other similar stuff. It is what makes sex so fucking interesting, the surge of passion that can only be shown in that context. I am all against violence, especially against women, but if the girl you are fucking is into it, it would be the most gentlemen-like thing to give them what they want. I found out that more people are into spanking than I originally thought. Sure, I always believed it could be used as good foreplay, but that is about it. However, some of you disagree with me and think this type of stuff deserves a lot more attention and screen time. It also seems that ILoveSpanking has you covered since that type of content is pretty much everything they share with us. If we are being honest, spanking happens a few times per porno. The dude might get too aroused and smacks the girl's ass a few times in a row, and that is about it. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem enough for some of you guys. That is why ILoveSpanking has full-length videos in which chicks are getting their butt cheeks clapped. That doesn't mean they are getting fucked from behind, but instead, they are getting punished like little kids. They have over 7,000 videos with this type of stuff. I was surprised to see some videos in which the girls are not getting their asses spanked. Some of them are tied up while another person is using something and slapping their pussies and titties. I guess all of it works as long as some spanking goes on. It does look a bit too painful for my liking, though. You guys might disagree.

This Is a Porn Blog

I don't often care about the difference between porn sites and porn blogs, but there are some. You see, porn tube sites have been dominating the industry, and there is a lot to like about them, which is why I expected ILoveSpanking to be in that format. However, that wasn't the case, which was evident by the fact that they have only full-length videos, as I already pointed out. That is only one of the differences I was talking about. They have content from some of the biggest studios focused on this type of niche content, meaning that you will not be disappointed by any of the videos you'll find on ILoveSpanking. In reality, not many of the pornos look as nice as some other, more popular genres of porn, but that's completely understandable. They don't seem to update their content very often, as the latest upload was dated about a week ago. This genre also seems to have its famous pornstars, as I have seen the same gray-haired dude spanking chicks way too many times. His name is Butch Simms, and he looks like a middle-school principal. I wouldn't be surprised if that is what he is, and he is just recording himself punishing all the female teachers and other staff in the school. He is living his best life, I can tell you that much. Each of the listings is pretty descriptive. You get to see the quality of the video, the names of the people in it, and much more. The only thing which confused me was the fact that there was a price next to each of them. Not sure what the hell that was for since you can get all these videos for free. You can download all the smut found here and start your collection of spanking adult videos. I'm sure that sounds pretty tempting.

Nothing Is Hosted on the Site

I have noticed that more and more porn sites that allow downloads are using third-party sites. Unfortunately, that means that none of the content is hosted on the website you visit, which is the case with ILoveSpanking. I often refrain from using those websites because I don't like going through so many hoops to get my hands on some quality fapping material. However, if that is not something that bothers you, this one will do just fine. All of the content is hosted on Keep2Share. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the site, it is a file-sharing platform. They have a shit ton of different content, but I am only concerned about the smut they have on their hands. Another reason I have a problem with these sites is that download times can be ridiculously long. That is true for those who are not Premium Pro members of K2S. To give you an example, one of the videos I was checking out had a download time of 1 minute and 35 seconds for the members, but if you are looking to get it for free, you will need to wait for more than 2 hours. That is ridiculous, but you can always pull your wallet and take advantage of the fast downloads. So if you were wondering how much it would cost to become a member, don't worry. I got you covered. Prices of everything have gone up like crazy in the last several months, but at the time of writing, a Premium Pro membership on Keep2Share will run you $11.75 a month. That is not bad at all if you ask me. Especially when you realize that the industry average for premium porn sites is between $20 and $30 for a whole month, think about it, and see if this is worth your time and money. If anything else, you can at least try it for 30 days and then cancel it later.

Don't Expect Any Femdom

Recently, I have noticed that more and more people like jerking off to femdom smut. I am not sure why that is the case, but it seems that many of you dudes get off on getting bullied and disrespected by females. Of course, that might be the same reason why cuckold porn is getting more love than ever before. You should stop holding your breath if you expect to see any femdom stuff here. There is none of that shit here. You will only get to watch females getting spanked, either by dudes or other women, that is not all that important, but you won't be able to see a dude tied up getting spanked with a substantial wooden rod either way. Another thing, you won't be able to stream any of this smut online unless you are a Premium Pro member on Keep2Share, so keep that in mind as well.