EuroPornstar

Usually, the US takes first place in everything. Sometimes it's sports, other times its pointless wars, but they also take the trophy when it comes to porn. Lots of people only know about American porn stars, and it's sort of understandable. You have to understand what they're saying because, for some mad reason, people get invested in porn dialogues. Now, if you're one of those people that love Europe and European chicks (other than Russian babes), then stick around. On this great site, you'll be able to see many European girls, and who knows, maybe you'll find the perfect chick for you. So, let's begin with this review, and we hope you'll like it!

History of the site and the design of it

The creation date for EuroPornstar.com is the 11th of February, in the year 2000. So, wow, this site is pretty old if you ask us. But that's even better because now we can safely rag on them. It's not our fault if their site sucks ass since they had around twenty years to make something of it. So, we'll check their design, navigation system, and of course, what kind of content they provide as well. To sum it up correctly, we pretty much have to analyze the whole site from top to bottom, and see what they did well. And of course, we'll see where they screwed up, and if there's a chance that you can ignore that problem. And of course, we'll mention the way they can fix those problems as well.

Of course, like any other site from the 2000s, EuroPornstar.com looks hugely outdated. They have a logo that resembles the flag of the European Union, which should be a nice touch. But it isn't, and it makes this site look like it came straight from the formation date of the EU. Aside from that, they have some weird background color schemes that remind you of space and those lame astrology sites that were popping back in the day.

Next up, there's a ton of porn stars in the middle of the site, and it makes this place look incredibly creepy. Not because of all the girls there, but because of how they arranged them. This place looks like what people fear the government is doing, AKA making a database of all the faces out there. Aside from that, you can see plenty of confusing options all over the website, and in the next paragraph, we'll carefully dissect them together.

Well, the navigation system for EuroPornstar.com is, in this case, unneeded, so we aren't sure about what to think. The only option at the top is the alphabet letters, which are supposed to help you with browsing this place. Below that, they have some lame description about their site that's supposed to make you think about how great this place is. Below even that, they have tons of chicks in the middle. That is what we've talked about in the last paragraph. But, the girls fit into a couple of groups.

You have new chicks, brand new galleries, and then below, you have some other things as well. They list top Euro porn stars, websites, and some other top sites. So, instead of having a proper navigation system, they pretty much dumped these chicks here and then divided them into quirky groups. If this doesn't remind you of the weird pairing that your teachers did with your class in 3rd grade, then we don't know what will — all in all, a pretty lame navigation system.

Content of the website

Now, let's take a quick look at the content of EuroPornstar.com. First of all, to get insight into the content of this place, you have to read their description. After you skip through all the blah, blah, and again, blah, you'll see that they have just a bit over five thousand chicks listed here. And that's an impressive thing since there's no way in hell that any sane person can masturbate to five thousand people. At least now immediately.

So, if you do decide to check this place out, and to become a visitor, you'll feel great. That's because they'll stock you with content for a long time, and you won't have to worry about getting bored of the chicks on this place. We're pretty sure that this place also functions as a jump start for you. Once you discover the perfect girl, you can visit all sorts of sites that have her video/image content.

And, as usual, we were right. If you click on a chick from EuroPornstar.com, you'll see what we were talking about here. At first, they're going to bore you with some info about these chicks. Like where are they from, their birth date, boob size, are their titties natural, and similar things. So, this gives the site another creepy vibe. It's like they're taking these chicks as experiment bodies, and then just listing what items they can find out about them. But that's a funny joke, and the page is pretty much useful.

On this site, you can see galleries that contain that chick. But, if they have content in other places, this website will advertise those other sites, and you can visit them. So, you pretty much get the chick, the sample content, and then you also get the locations of her other videos/galleries. That's a pretty sweet deal if you ask us.

Desktop and mobile experience

Well, browsing EuroPornstar.com is cool. It's not a unique place, and in our opinion, it's quite dull to browse. Now, note that we aren't talking about the content here. We're merely discussing the navigation system, and that's it. And the system isn't impressive at all. You don't get any videos, any attractive options, or anything similar. You're simply in for lots of scrolling, clicking, and viewing their rankings and partner sites. So, it's a place like any other, when it comes to similar websites that just list their chicks. There are cool things about this place, though.

Two of them, if we're precise. First of all, they don't have an annoying forum website that they're advertising. Forums are outdated, people! And, luckily, they don't have any pop-up ads at all. If you're a bit smart, you can see that they have other means of making money, which is an honorable thing. Besides that, we'd pretty much blow our brains out if we had to browse this dull place but endure the ads as well.

As far as the mobile experience goes, we don't even have to mention it. It looks the same as EuroPornstar.com's PC version. But, they optimized for mobile browsing, which means that you won't have to zoom in regularly to consume the content. And comparing these two versions would be useless. They're the same, and they're just optimized for their respective devices. In our opinion, that's exactly how it should be for all other sites.

What I like and dislike about the place

Now, we have to discuss the things that we like and hate about this place. Well, let's start with the positive things about EuroPornstar.com. First of all, they don't have any ads at all, and that's always good news that impresses us. That's because many other sites use a ton of ads, even though they pack them with sponsors and whatnot. Aside from that, they have thousands of cuties from Europe, and luckily, they list the other sites that post their content as well. So, this isn't some site that just gives you a chick and then leaves you to fend for yourself. It gives you the full experience, and that's a cool thing.

As far as EuroPornstar.com's negative sides go, we've pretty much already mentioned them. Their design is lazy, uninspiring, and outdated by today's standards. The navigation system is oversimplified, nonexistent, and just plain dull. Their ranking lists are annoying, and instead of wasting your time on them, they should think of something more interesting.

Suggestions for the site and conclusion

The only suggestion for EuroPornstar.com would be to change their design a bit. Make the navigation system more exciting and create a new design. But of course, make it seem like it's coming from this decade. That way, you'll attract more visitors. But still, since we have to conclude this review, we'll simply say this - EuroPornstar.com is not the wrong place. It has its downsides, but it treats its visitors with dignity and respect. You won't drown in ads, promotions, discounts, or other choosing beggar crap that other sites are pulling. So, you can just enjoy your time and discover new chicks at the same time. And that's the whole point of porn, right?