Escortify

Get You Some Help

Some of you are focused on not having sex before marriage, and while I respect your decision, I need to say that you guys are insane. There is so much I can say to tell you just how stupid your decision is, but I don’t think you guys can comprehend it. On the other hand, you also need to realize that it is not premarital sex if you never get fucking married. Think outside of the box for once, dumbass, and you’ll be just fine.

Then there are those of you who are so worried about getting laid that you are the ones cockblocking yourselves. That is pretty sad, but you need to be able to first talk to girls before you can get any further. Unfortunately, you suck at that, which is why you can’t get past the first date. Talking to females is a lot easier than you guys think. Just act like you know what you are doing and are good to go.

Fake it till you make it is an excellent way to live your life. That is true, especially when it comes to confidence. Eventually, you’ll learn how to improve it, and you won’t have to fake shit anymore. That is when everything starts opening up, and hopefully, you can finally lose your virginity. I can’t say if this method works for sure since I never had those issues, but if you ask around on blogs and forums, I am sure that you will get the info you are looking for,

So, there is another way to get some experience with girls. There are live sex cam show sites, dating and hookup apps, and so much more. There is only one problem with them: the first won’t get you laid, and the second one is too much work. So, we need something that is a layup for you, something easy, and Escortify might be what we are looking for. So, without further ado, let’s see if this could help you.

No Need To Waste Time

Again, as I said, there are multiple ways to improve your social skills, especially ones to get laid and make the girl want to come back for seconds. The two options mentioned above can be a good start, but I already said their downside too. There are porn video games that you can use to work on all this, and then there is porn, but that is the last step in the whole fucking process.

On the other hand, we can make everything a lot simpler by pointing you toward an escort site. If that wasn’t obvious by now, that is precise what kind of a website Escortify is. I know many online platforms and domains with misleading names, but this is not one of them. You will find a shit ton of chicks here; more importantly, they are willing to get down and dirty. It is your time to shine, so there is no pressure.

Escortify promises us a “better way to browse adult services.” Well, they only offer their services in Melbourne, Australia. Furthermore, they also mention the state of Victoria as a whole. The site explains just how fucking complicated laws about prostitution can be in the area, so they are trying to make everything easier for all the involved parties. Street work is banned in Victoria, and it is a criminal offense for someone to indulge in it.

Well, it turns out that they are covering a more comprehensive range of Australia than just Victoria and Melbourne. You will find listings in Sydney, Perth, Brisbane, Gold Coast, Adelaide, Canberra, and Newcastle. They also seem to offer males and their services in case someone is interested in them. I know that I am here for all the sexy sluts, but I have no problem with leaving the dudes to the rest of you.

Making Your Life Easier

That is basically what Escortify promises to its users. They say they have the “sexiest Australian private escorts and adult directory.” I have seen statements like this one way too many times, just blindly believing what they are saying, but I must say that their website looks pretty fucking clean and sleek. Too many escort sites out there look so trashy that it makes my eyes hurt. This is not one of them, though.

I have been reviewing several escort sites from Australia and the nearby region lately. To be quite fair, I was surprised by the popularity of these websites in that part of the globe. Also, I was quite impressed by how seriously they are taking the whole thing. These people are playing no games, as they shouldn’t. Sex is a serious matter, and picking the girl you will have it with is even more severe. The last thing you want to do is lose your virginity with a BBW.

I probably shouldn’t have said that because I would get accused of fat shaming. But if you are into land whales, then by all means, feel free to lose your V card to a big girl. I have nothing against it. What I am trying to say, though, is that Escortify has some of the hottest chicks that part of the world has to offer. No, I am not joking, they are smoking hot, and we all know I can be pretty picky about girls.

You can tell a few things about each girl by browsing the listings without checking out their profiles. Sure, they have pics and their names, but also their age, location, and the price you’ll have to pay to acquire their services. I thought the amount listed was for a whole day or something like that, but boy was I wrong. These sexy sluts value their time. I can tell you that right off the fucking bat.

Let’s Dive Deeper

Talking about the prices, I realized quickly that they were not for a whole day, but just for one hour. This shit is mind-boggling because I found a chick who values sixty minutes of her life at $1,500. They are not specifying whether it is the US or Australian dollar, but that is still a pretty high price. If it is in AUSD, you should know that it is still over $1,050. I don’t know about paying all that now.

I ran into Samantha, and she was the one charging that much. Don’t get me wrong, she is breathtakingly gorgeous, and a Playboy Model, but that pricing is still pretty insane. She is 24 years old, though, 170cm tall, with a D cup size, too, which might affect your thoughts on the whole situation. You can read the About Me part for each of the girls, and there is some more information you can get by checking out their profiles.

You can see their nationality, ethnicity, hair and eye color, body type, pubic hair, who she is willing to meet, her location, and the languages she speaks. Each of the girls is also listing what things she likes in private. They even have phone numbers for you to reach them on, so you might be losing your virginity in Australia today, as long as you have some pretty fucking deep pockets, of course.

They have thousands of chicks available, and at the time of writing, more than 350 were online. There is also a pretty good number of pics and videos of the girls, so you can see exactly what you are getting into. When you pick the location you want to search these chicks for, you will see Diamond Girls first. You can post your ad here if you wish to, but to become a Diamond member, you will need to pay some extra.

Verify These Girls

When it comes to searching filters, they could be improved. The best thing you can do first is to divide the girls into verified and unverified ones. That option is available, but the rest is nothing to write home about. You can only choose her age, nationality, and services when searching for the right escort girl. At least, that is what it looks like. You are also able to pick out the ones with verified photos and with videos as well.

You will quickly realize that they have a wide range of girls here. Some are pretty popular in the adult industry too, so it is not like you are browsing through some random amateur sluts here. That is probably the reason why their hourly prices are so fucking high. However, there is still a lot to like about Escortify, and they allow their users to have a great night as long as they are willing to pay for it.