Erotic Monkey

The World’s Oldest Profession Under Siege

Prostitution has been referred to by many as the world’s oldest profession. And, although there may not be sufficient evidence to actually back up such a claim, it does appear to be true. It is certainly, without a doubt, the world’s oldest desire – sex, that is. If you really think about it, sex is probably the most crucial activity that two people can engage in together, at least from a biological or evolutionary perspective, seeing as the survival of the species technically depends on it. So, therefore, it would not be preposterous to suggest that the selling of one’s body in order to satisfy the biological needs of another would, in fact, be the world’s oldest profession. Yet it is also one of the world’s most widely criminalized professions. Next to dealing illegal drugs, prostitution in the modern world is probably the biggest, most profitable black-market service. Why, then, is there so much controversy surrounding carnal exchanges? It would make much more sense (not to mention be much safer) in free market countries, one could posit, for the industry to be legalized, regulated, and taxed en masse. But, unfortunately, in many parts of the so-called free world, this is far from the case. The United States of America is the nation that comes to mind first when one thinks about free market capitalism. But there is an inherent hypocrisy in the States. It would appear that the US advocates for a laissez faire economic system, until very specific Christian morals are placed under threat. The Christian morals that conservative lawmakers in the US are concerned with, however, are not those of providing for the poor or tending to the sick. Instead, US governing bodies seem much more interested in limiting what its citizens do with their bodies. When it comes to premarital and ‘promiscuous’ sex, the United States government often back peddles its supposed free market stance. The invisible hand of the market does not have any interest in giving hand jobs, it turns out. And, thus, the world’s oldest profession is illegal in nearly every state – save for some rural parts of Nevada – and the laws are decided on by the respective states themselves, not on a federal level. This, of course, does not stop people from offering sexual services all across the United States. In fact, the profession is arguably more vivacious than ever now that providers have the instant connection, safety, anonymity, and marketing power that the internet provides on their side.

Hope, for Escort and John Alike

Prior to the advent of online escort ads and indexes, prostitution was a much more dangerous game. It was risky. It was a street profession. Women of the night were disappearing all the time, being abused and exploited by pimps, and falling prey to sting operations conducted by police forces. Of course, all of these dangers are still inherent to the profession – and will continue to be so until it is legalized and regulated – but there are numerous ways nowadays for girls to safeguard themselves against them. For one thing, the pimp is a dying street king. Whereas once upon a time, he ruled supreme and presided over all matters of the exchange of flesh for cash in his city, the internet has rendered him all but obsolete. It created a paradigm shift, wherein women could suddenly represent and market themselves from the warmth and safety of their own home computers. With online escort ad and review sites like Erotic Monkey now in existence, female escorts have become more independently empowered than ever before. It is true that sting operations, however, are one thing that the escort has not been able to avoid in the 21st century. In fact, one could argue that the digitization of facilitating a sexual exchange has made it even easier for cops to pose as Johns and entrap women who state outright their intent to trade sexual favors for money. This is because she cannot see him, cannot read his demeanor and body language … at least not until it’s too late anyway. But the flipside to this is the fact that she no longer has to make herself vulnerable by announcing her intent on the street, meandering back and forth from one corner to the next. This does, in the end, help her to screen her clients – and some girls make men go to great lengths to verify their identities. References, for instance, are not an uncommon request to field from a potential escort – some demand that you provide three to four written references from prior engagements with different escorts before they will even consider meeting with you in person. Johns, too, must beware of entrapment in the United States. These online escort sites are great for finding ladies and shopping for the best bargains in your city, but they can also be littered with two threats: again, undercover cops; and scammers looking to take your money and run, who have no intent of ever fulfilling their end of the bargain. Which is why it is such a breath of fresh air to find sites like Erotic Monkey – they can take a great deal of anxiety off of you when it comes time to find some company for the night.

Erotic Monkey Provides a Priceless Safety Net

Erotic Monkey differentiates itself from most of the other escort ad sites on the web in that they do not simply provide escort ads or aggregate links of ads from a bunch of other sites. Instead, they allow providers to post ads of their own, while also – and this is the part that makes Erotic Monkey so unique and invaluable to escort enthusiasts everywhere – allowing patrons to review their escort. Pornsites.com cannot stress enough how much of a game changer this is when it comes to choosing the right girl. Not only from a quality control standpoint, but from a safety reassurance as well. If a girl has a bunch of reviews from a bunch of different men, well, there is a very good chance that she is not either A.) a scammer or B.) an undercover cop. Her track record alone (setting aside for a moment whether she is well-reviewed or not) adds an extra layer of security when soliciting this highly illegal service. We should not let the quality control aspect of Erotic Monkey go unsung, though. Even if you live somewhere that does not criminalize prostitution, negating that threat from the equation, it is infinitely helpful to be able to see what other clients have to say about a girl before you commit to giving her what could be hundreds of dollars. You wouldn’t buy a product from Amazon that cost $250 an hour to use without first reading a few reviews, would you? So, then, why should you be expected to do so with a service? Especially one as uniquely intimate and fickle as sex?

Great Site Design, Comprehensive Advanced Search

The design of the site gets the job done. It looks good and it is easy to use. There is a handy dropdown menu of all major US cities for you to browse on the left-hand side of the page; a search bar up at the top where you can enter your city name, an escort’s name, or a phone number; and an advanced search option allowing you to really pare down your results in order to find the girl of your dreams. Here, you can filter out girls according to age, body type, butt type, breast size, ethnicity, cup size, availability (in-call vs outcall), height, implants, hair color / length / style, vices, fetish friendliness, and more. It is really one of the more comprehensive advanced search engines for a site like this that Pornsites.com has ever seen. Which is exactly what you want from an escort ad site. On top of all this, Erotic Monkey also has an actively updated forum, a blog, a special erotic massage section of the site, and the ability to toggle the site into safe browsing – presumably for when you want to jump the gun and find your lady for the night while you are still at work – this will hide all pics, as well as turn the “Erotic Monkey” logo into a simple, minimalist “EM.” No wandering eyes would ever be the wiser. Discretion is key in this industry.

The Cost of Quality Service

The only real problem with this site is its price. In order to view escort ratings and reviews, you will need to be prepared to shell out quite a bit of cash. Upgrading your account to premium will cost you either $30 per month on a recurring basis, or $279 for one year of access. Depending on the girl, $300 could buy you three full hours of sexual satisfaction … and that is what Erotic Monkey charges per year just to make full use of its services. That being said, you can still view all escorts, their info, and their pics with a free account. But if you want the safety of the review system, which truly is an amazing and priceless feature, it is going to cost you.