Erotelki

Porn Is True Art

I have been saying this for quite some time, but I think porn is art. Yes, I am being serious, I have such high respect for porn, and it is not just because reviewing it pays my bills. They say that art is supposed to bring your feelings out, which is exactly what pornos do for me. Right away, I start feeling like I want to open the contacts on my phone and call the sexiest bitch I know to come over for a fuck session.

That is the truth. You will find no lies in my reviews. I have felt like that since I started jacking off on those porn pics. Some of you might not remember, but back in the day, we had to beat our meat to some sexy magazines. If you were lucky, you would get your hands on Playboy or Hustler; if not, you would use whatever you could find. As a result, even certain newspapers end up with sexy pictures of a girl in a bikini.

When you are a child, you don't need more than that. Later, we moved on to pics on our computers, it was a lot easier to store them, and you could create a fake folder so your parents don't find your secret stash. Now, with the help of the internet, we don't need to do all that, and we can enjoy some amazing porn videos. However, some of you like to reminisce about the good old times.

Yes, that is exactly why porn sites with sexy pictures are still going strong. But, unfortunately, there are too many to count. In truth, there are so many porn-filled sites out there that I can't keep track of all of them. Especially since new ones keep popping up out of nowhere. Recently, I heard about a new one called Erotelki, and I decided to see what all the commotion is about. So let's see what new and amazing things this porn site offers.

Professional Porn Art

The site's URL differs from the name on the top of the main page. The title is Protube, but you must type in erotelki.org in your search engine to make it here. That might scare some of you, but it is not a big issue. It would be best to only care about the smut you are about to enjoy and not anything else. What you will find here is a lot of artsy porn.

I am trying to say that as soon as you enter the site's main page, you will see that its content is a bit different than what most of us are used to. The sluts in the pics are posing in sexy poses, and they seem to focus on a bit more than just the sexiness of the women in the pictures. If I am being honest, it does seem that the site is not complete yet, but I will get to that in just a few moments, so stick with me.

Believe it or not, porn and art have known each other for quite some time. You know exactly what I am talking about, those sexy pics in which the girl is trying to look more like a piece of art than a piece of meat for you to jerk off to. If I am being honest, it just makes me feel that the women in these pics are more into softcore sex than the hardcore smut I like watching, or that is the vibe they are trying to get away with.

Erotelki seems to be a site focused on bringing us some classier porn to jerk off to and, more importantly, to download. Yes, you can get on this content whenever you want; it seems free. I managed to download some of it, and I haven't been charged for a single thing. But, on the other hand, it did take a lot longer than I would like for the whole process to be over.

None Of The Content Is Hosted On The Site

I am not a fan of sites that don't host content on them. This doesn't include those aggregate sites because they help us by bringing a shit ton of great and free content to one spot so we can speed up our search for the perfect fapping material. I guess I am trying to say that Erotelki, or Protube, doesn't host any of the artsy porn it has in its gallery. I had to learn that the hard way.

I tried to click on the latest upload, which was a picture titled Alissa Foxy & Barbie's "From The Shoot", but nothing happened as I did so. This is not a gallery you can open and then browse through the content hidden within it. No other pic except this one was found in the post at all. You can only click on a foreign word that looks like it is written in Russian, Ukrainian, or a similar language. There is an arrow pointing down next to it too.

There are two reasons why I ended up clicking on the said word. Firstly, it was the only thing that had that little hand as I hovered my mouse above it, and then because of the arrow I already mentioned, which made me think that it said "download". However, it did seem to say exactly that because once I clicked on it, I was taken to another page, allowing me to choose three websites hosting the content.

The sites in question were KatFile, Ex-Load, and TurboBit. Only Ex-Load required me to become a member before downloading this stuff. The other two did allow me to do so for free. However, the download times were ridiculously long. KatFile's was 1h 34m and 9s, while TurboBit wanted me to wait more than 4 hours. You can guess quite easily which one of the two I chose. There are faster download times, but you must pay for that feature.

Nice Web Design, But Pretty Pointless Features

Each of the posts has pretty informative thumbnails. Aside from the title, you can see how many photos it has, the megapixels, how many MBs it would take on your device, and when it was released. Below, you can also check out how many people have viewed any posts. This way, you can see what other visitors find interesting and speed up the search for the right smut to download.

I am not going to lie, some of the posts have pretty sexy sluts in them, but I don't like the fact that I am not able to check out the library at all. All of the pictures seem to be taken with a pretty powerful camera. You won't be able to find this many pixels anywhere except maybe from NASA. However, those pics will have nothing worth jerking off unless they catch some Aliens. I know some of you are into that Sci-Fi stuff.

There aren't many options here. On top of the page, you will find some tabs like Main, Register, Statistics, Contact, and RSS 2.0. I had no idea what the last one meant, so I clicked on it. The site quickly presented me with something which looked like it would be appreciated by code developers. I knew nothing about these things, so I returned to the main page. All of these options are pretty damn useless, if I am being honest.

None of them seem to be working. You can't even register on the site but you can contact them. I'm not sure if they will ever get back to you, but you might try and ask them what the hell is happening around here because I am pretty confused. Also, quite a few things are written in a foreign language, the one I already mentioned, which seems to be Russian or Ukrainian. Whatever it is, there isn't much you can do with this site.

There Are Some Filters

You will find some sorting options on the left-hand side. They seem to be from the biggest porn art sites, so if you know anything about them, you can use them to your advantage. There are both videos and pictures available, which I was a bit surprised with since the main page was only showing me pictures when I first entered the site. However, that is a good thing because not all of us like to jerk off to photos, no matter how artsy they are.