Empornium

Take Me All the Way Back

I am sure I am not the only one reminiscing about the good old days. Sometimes, I sit on my front porch with a glass of whiskey and other substances looking in the distance remembering the times when I had zero cares in the world. But, of course, it is not like I care about much nowadays, except which girl I'll be fucking that night. But, on the other hand, we didn't realize just how good we had it when we were younger.

All the problems I thought mattered back then were bullshit. That is as simple as I can put it. However, we looked at them as something that was life-changing. Life was so much simpler back then. In all reality, I didn't know what life-changing meant until the MILF from across the hall invited me to her place to help her with some bags. She gave me a blowjob, after which I have never been the same.

The only things I had to worry about during college were passing classes, not getting kicked out, and ensuring I didn't get STDs. Of course, becoming a father was also out of the question, so your boy was always strapped up. Condoms allowed me to ensure that the last two worries on that list were taken care of. Some problems have such simple solutions that it is crazy to even think about them. We are the ones who complicate things.

Anyways, there must be those among you who still look at old photos and photo albums from time to time. Those are always great, but it is hard to remember where you put them. But, listen, I might have a solution to all of that. Instead of looking for those dusty things, you should go to Empornium whenever you want to remember the good old days. Never heard of it? Let me help you out, as I do so well.

Times Have Changed

All of you young bucks out there probably have no clue what kind of trouble we had to go through to get our hands on porn before. First, we started with just our imagination, and as we grew older, we started stealing our dads' porno magazines, VHS tapes, and so on. Well, it all turned upside down once we realized that we could begin our porn stash, and we have never looked back.

Once torrents became a thing, getting our hands on some amazing smut wasn't that hard. Never heard of torrents? Oh my God, then you wouldn't even believe me if I told you that Wifi wasn't released until 1997. That's what Google says, at least, but we weren't able to enjoy it the way we do today until the late 2000s. Anyway, I am not here to make your brains overheat but to tell you what Empornium brings.

It is a porn site filled with torrents for you to download. That means that I have brought you a step closer to starting your own stash of high-quality smut. You don't need to thank me or anything like that. This is what I do. I am not that great of a guy. I wish someone like me existed when I first started getting into porn. That would make my life so much easier, but I decided to be that someone for you guys.

You will find a shit ton of content here, and it covers a wide range of kinks and fetishes. The best thing about it is that this is premium stuff somehow stolen from the paysites charging an arm and a leg for their smut. On the other hand, the pornstars also need to make a living, so maybe instead of paying for membership on the premium sites, we can start a GoFundMe or something like that for them. Giving back is important too.

First Impressions Matter

No matter how you look at it, the first impression you leave on someone truly does matter. If you are not looking the person in the eye and don't have a firm handshake, they might start thinking low of you right off the bat. Make sure you are standing up, don't hunch, and speak confidently. Everything else will be a walk in the park after that. Confidence is the key to everything, don't let anyone else tell you differently. They are probably lying.

Anyways, it seems that Empornium didn't get the memo. Since their homepage looks like, well, it doesn't look like anything, really. It gives off the impression that I have just started a new video game on my Playstation 1. That's the vibe I am getting here. There is a blue background, getting darker as it is reaching the edges of the screen, with Empornium written on it. Beneath that, you can find the Home and Login buttons, as well as the writing saying "Here be Porn."

I wouldn't blame you if you thought that the site was not working anymore, but that is not the case. The catch is that Empornium requires us to sign in before entering their stash of porn torrents. Am I saying that is cool? No, but these are the rules, and unfortunately, sometimes, we need to follow them. However, it is not easy for anyone to become a member of the site since you need to have the invitation to do all that.

This is not the first time I have reviewed such an exclusive torrent porn site, but I think they are making this a lot bigger deal than it is. Without an invite, you will not be able to see what Empornium has to offer. Of course, yours truly managed to get one, and I'm about to share their treasures with the rest of you. There is a healthy dose of both amateur and professional smut here, so that was really nice to see!

Pretty Nice Web Design

I have heard someone saying that torrent porn sites look quite good. If we are being honest, I was never closer to slapping someone across the face than I was at that moment. Torrent sites look like shit, and porn ones are usually even worse. There really isn't anything visually appealing to them, but that is not their purpose either. They let us download a ridiculous amount of high-quality smut, and that is all we can ask for.

It seems that Empornium disagrees with my thoughts on the way torrent porn sites look. The blue background they are using is making me feel as if I am in a dream, and with all these free torrents available, I just might be. The design is quite elegant yet simple, and everything on the site is positioned well, so it is quite visible too. It just seems as if someone took some time to make this website not look like utter shit. I like it.

Browsing through the content and navigating Empornium is also pretty easy. Getting your hands on the torrents, you are looking for has never been easier, if we are being honest. They have a bunch of tags that help you with your search. You just need to decide which style, type, and resolution you want. Each torrent comes with pretty descriptive information about what you can expect, so that's a plus.

If you slide your mouse over the release name, you will get a preview of the content. Pics and gifs are available, so you will get a pretty good idea of what to expect from the torrents. There are a few hundred thousand of them, so you will need all the help you can get. To make things even easier for you, Empornium has been kind enough to develop an advanced search feature so things are looking bright.

Wide Range of Smut

Before downloading any of the torrents, you will need to get your hands on a good torrent downloader. That is not just the case with Empornium. It is how things work with this type of stuff. BitTorrent, uTorrent, qBittorrent, FrostWire, and BitLord are some available options for you to consider. Choose whichever one you feel most comfortable with. They are all pretty much alike, so there shouldn't be much difference between them.

On the other hand, Empornium has a wide range of adult content in its library. You will find almost anything you can ask for, and all the hottest pornstars can also be found. I downloaded some of Abella Danger's smut, and I can't say that it was any different regarding Adriana Chechik. These sluts are just too good to pass on!