Cum On Clothes

Make Your Choice

There are so many important choices in life. Which girl you are going to lose your virginity with, which genre of porn to shake your cock at that day, and of course, which VPN to use to reach a porn site or an online casino not available in your country. Fortunately for you guys, I have reviews that can help you with quite a few things. Losing a V card is something that even God can’t help some of you guys with, so don’t expect a miracle.

I don’t know about you, but one of the most significant decisions I have to make daily is where I want to cum while fucking a sexy chick. There are too many options that can be seen as the correct answer. Well, in all reality, I don’t think that there is a wrong one. There is the girl’s face, her titties, her ass, and many other places. Some dudes like to bust on a girl’s glasses, while others are jerks and blow their loads on the poor chick’s hair.

Then there is cumming inside of the girl. Again, her mouth, ass, and pussy are all viable options. Make sure she is on the pill if you decide to go with the third on that list. The last thing you want to do is become a father in this day and age. Sure, some might say that you shouldn’t have premarital sex, to begin with, but I need to point out that it isn’t premarital sex if you never even get married. Have to think outside of the box, fellas.

So, with all the options you can choose when it comes to where you will cum, which one do you go with? Generally speaking, I tend to bust wherever I feel at the said time, so I don’t see why it is such a big deal. All of them are an incredible sight. However, lately, I have noticed more people getting turned on by dudes cumming on girls’ clothes. That’s why I decided to look at what r/CunOnClothes has to offer.

You Have No Idea

Some of you guys out there think that women are freaking angels, and while it might be true that they are as gorgeous as them, they are so far from being as innocent and pure. When this dumb assumption leads you, you tend to think that girls are shy about sex and don’t like it that much. The truth is that they might not like it with you, but they love getting fucked hard by the right guy. I promise you that is the truth.

Don’t go out there thinking that girls are saints or anything like that. They are just as horny and perverted as we are. They are just a lot better at hiding the whole damn thing. It is easier to think when you only have one head to worry about than two. Although, I don’t believe that it is always true that two leaders are better than one. Anyways, if you have doubts about how slutty girls are, you don’t need to look any further than r/cumonclothes.

This is an NSFW sub of Reddit that is filled with a ridiculous amount of posts in which girls have cum all over their bodies, but some of it ends up dripping on their clothes as well. In some of the pics, videos, or gifs found here, you will see that the dude intends to bust all over the girl’s clothes. At first, I didn’t know the allure of this type of smut, but the more I thought about it, the more it became interesting.

This is a way for you to mark your territory. If you end up having sex with a chick at a club and sending her back into the crowd with cum on her clothes, the chances of another dude approaching here are pretty slim. They are never zero, though, because there are guys out there who will try to get laid with anything that walks. It doesn’t matter if the girl sucked thirteen cocks that night or none. It is all the same to them. All they see is a hole to stick their dick in.

A Lot of Amateur Content

It is hard to say how much content a sub on Reddit has. It is pretty impossible to do so because they lay all of their content on just one page. That means the more you scroll through, the more posts will load in front of your eyes. I don’t know how long it will take you to reach the end of the page at r/cumonclothes, but if you are trying to find out, I hope you arm yourself with a shit ton of patience.

First, Reddit is a free social media website, and all of the content you find on it is free. Of course, this includes all of the posts on r/cumonclothes as well. You won’t need your wallet this time, fellas, so you might relax. I will forever be a fan of free smut as I believe it should be easily accessible to everyone around the globe. I am still trying to find a person to disagree with me on that, aside from the owners of the premium studios.

Well, r/cumonclothes is filled with posts of hot amateur sluts. You will see a lot of DIY pornstars, too, or girls trying to make some money by showing off their dick-riding and sucking skills. Of course, they can’t do that on Reddit, but free marketing is free marketing, right? Anyways, you will see a lot of hot chicks covered in cum, and I don’t know too many sights which are better than those. 

To be quite frank with you, there is a ridiculous amount of hot chicks here, but there are also a few that fall in the land whale category. You chubby chasers will have a blast shaking your cocks at these fat chicks, but the rest of us will stick to the fit ones. I even saw quite a few MILFs here, so you know that this review ended up being a few minutes longer than I initially anticipated it to be. What can I say, MILFs have a special place in my heart.

Simple Design With Little to No Flaws

I like Reddit. There is no other way to put it. I mean, it allows us to talk to similar-minded people across the globe on many different topics. Sure, some dweebs are talking about all the SFW stuff, but there are seemingly even more of us who tend to focus on things that matter, like smut and vice-related stuff. The people on r/cumonclothes fall into the second group, and that’s how you can tell they are people you’d want to be around.

Reddit designed all of their subs to look the same, aside from their content and the wall paper they use. That is pretty damn cool because if you have seen one of them, you’ve seen them all. Also, I like the fact that they have a dark theme which ensures that I don’t start thinking about gouging my eyes out while reviewing this sub in the middle of the night. Few things annoy me more than being blinded by bright ass colors.

If there is one thing I think Reddit needs to improve upon, it would be its sorting options. To be quite honest with you, calling them essential would be an understatement. They are pretty poor since you can only sort the post by New, Hot, Top, Rising, and Controversial if you use their app. However, the mobile app is fantastic, so if you want to enjoy everything that r/cumonclothes offers on the move, make sure you download it.

You can further sort the Controversial and Top posts by Now, Today, This Week, This Month, This Year, and All Time. That is pretty much it when it comes to getting help on your search for the right smut to jerk off to. To make things even worse, no filters or tags are available. I would love to be able to see a gorgeous MILF with a big ass getting jizzed on her g-string but to do that. I can’t combine two tags. Instead, I have to scroll through the content.

Post Your Content

Its community is running Reddit. Well, at least their subs are. Now that means that most of the posts here are uploaded by the members of the subs community. Furthermore, if you decide that you have some smut that belongs on r/cumonclothes, you can freely post it on the sub. Of course, you will need to create an account for yourself first, but that is a free and relatively simple process that won’t take you more than a few minutes to complete.