BabesMachine

If you're a fan of picture galleries and generally 'static' porn, then you will most certainly like it here. This is a pretty old site, with a whole ton of content waiting for you. These are mostly galleries, but that's just their own content. Aside from that, there's plenty of other content as well, but it mostly comes from their business partners. So do be prepared for a lot of good stuff, as well as some advertising as well. If that sounds good to you, then stick around and read this whole review, because you might learn something new and exciting.

History of the site and the design of it

The site was first up on the 5th of January, 2006. So, it is a pretty old school site. Unfortunately, that's the only known information about this place at the moment. BabesMachine.com has been around for a long time, and that's very noticeable by their vast collection of content, amassed throughout the years. With that, they've become one of the most competent sites as far as the porno image collections go. In fact, rarely can any other site compete with them in that regard. Here, you can find exactly what you need, and you'll be happy with it.

The design, though, is pretty awful. First of all, the site is almost all in black, except for a couple of detail here and there. And even those details do not make BabesMachine.com look good. When you look around, you'll see various options and letters, and every other group of options is in a different color. You have light blue, and then suddenly you have bright yellow. Nothing goes well together, and the whole site just looks a mess. And judging by the options, which we are going to discuss now, the site is a mess in general, and you'll see exactly why.

First of all, BabesMachine.com's options are awful. Right at the top, when you click on any of them, they open new windows with new options. And they're in a different place as well, so browsing this place is a mess. Some of the options are also tied to their partners and sponsors. So you immediately get redirected to their sites as well. The site isn't flooded with ads, but they do advertise the guys who pay them every chance they get. This is not only an annoying advertisement tactic, but it's also unfair to the users and makes the site seem chaotic and awful.

Content of the website

The content is widely the picture galleries. There's nothing else that you can find there that's that interesting. Even if you want to access the video material, that kind of stuff mostly comes from BabesMachine.com's sponsors. So, you won't even be impressed by that. All in all, if we look at how things go around here, you'll see that everything is repulsive, and nothing will really impress you. But, if you are looking solely for the galleries, then you'll know that they have a fantastic collection of them. They'll keep you satisfied forever, and you won't have any problems.

You can also access BabesMachine.com's categories very quickly for much more comfortable browsing. These categories are sort of a gateway to specific content that you're looking for, depending on your preferences. And the best part is that you can't miss them, simply because the color yellow that they're in will surely catch your attention. When you click on a category, you'll immediately be redirected to photo galleries containing that preference that you're searching for. At least this part of the site is okay, even though it opens another window, which you may find to be annoying.

Desktop and mobile experience

The desktop experience is absolutely atrocious. BabesMachine.com just throws every single option around the site, and you have to walk in the dark in order to stumble upon something useful. Well, luckily, the options are mostly in bright colors, since the site is black, so you do have an excellent chance to see them. This experience will not be rich, useful, or any other positive thing that you can imagine. The whole site is poorly built, more to revolve around the money and their partners. And they are neglecting their users, and you can certainly notice that through the site's organization.

The whole BabesMachine.com experience on the phone is even worse. Maybe their partners are hidden behind the button. But you have to scroll around through the entire site. Just in order to find anything that you may like, including the content. It's even worse than the desktop experience! You basically won't find anything useful around here unless you're ready to devote your whole time to browse this site. Their system is not only old and outdated, but it's impractical and failure as well. And nothing except a complete remodeling can save this place.

All in all, both are awful. BabesMachine.com maybe does have a load of useful content. But other than that, the site does not have anything to offer. And it doesn't even store videos, so that's a minus too. For a site that's specializing in image galleries, there sure is a lot of hassle just to get to know how to use the place. It's like BabesMachine.com tries to be an excellent site but just keeps failing on every single step along the way. There needs to be a lot of changes, and they need to happen now. Otherwise, the site will probably fail in the next few years. These are new ages, after all.

What I like and dislike about the place

One single thing that you can like is content. BabesMachine.com is definitely an excellent place to browse for pictures. Also, the categories are really cool, since you can find some unusual ones. But then again, they do have a couple of basic categories missing, which is also a bad thing. It seems that even when they try to do something right, they keep miserably failing. For a site that's been in the porn business for so long, it sure does seem like they've never even seen a porn site in the wild. You've never seen something this messy, that's for sure.

And, of course, there's no point in even starting to rant on the things that you might dislike in this place. Besides the BabesMachine.com's design, it's navigation system, the coloring, the redirecting to other windows, everything. If you were a minor, you'd probably think that this whole place is a massive virus. It just doesn't seem professional, and it's not even funny. You have to have an entire ton of patience in order to browse this site. All in all, there's a lot more, but you'd probably end up reading this section for half an hour if we continued.

Suggestions for the site and conclusion

A single suggestion for BabesMachine.com would be, of course, to redesign their whole site. Every single detail needs to go to the trash, and they need to start over, at least the design and navigation system-wise. The content is excellent, but everything else just has to go. Paint the site in some different colors, put your sponsors in one specific place, not over the site. Make the categories seem more attractive. Whatever you can do, just to separate the content from the people that give you money. There are various other ways to advertise, but this isn't a pretty good one.

Other than that, the content is okay. On BabesMachine.com, you can find some pretty good images, and that's it. Nothing else is impressive, and you won't really be wowed. But, the photos that you'll see will make your day better, and you're for sure have some great solo times.

And, to conclude this review, let's just say that BabesMachine.com isn't that bad. It's certainly not the best site that you'll ever see, but the content does make a difference since you came for that solely. If that's the case, you'll see only the best images here, and your mind will be blown. Gorgeous ladies of every kind, every size, and they are willing to do lots of amazing things as well. So, thick around on this site, and you'll see yourself slowly getting hooked on it. That's it, basically. You'll love these images, so hurry up and browse already!