XVideos Piss

Different Strokes For Different Folks

That is one of my favorite sayings, to be quite honest with you. I use it when arguing with a moron, and I notice that our conversation isn't going anywhere. But, then, I accept that we must agree to disagree and move on. There is no point in losing my IQ points by debating with an idiot. So I stick by it when talking to pretty much anyone because I understand that not all of us look at something from the same point of view.

That's why I don't care what type of porn other people are into. Even those of you who are into fatties, grannies, and even people who watch that furry smut, I could care less. Indeed, I don't get what the fuck is exactly that gives you a boner when watching that shit. As long as you are happy, I'm so glad for you! Hey, they say that big girls are tons of fun and will keep you warm in the winter and shaded in the summer. At least there is that.

I think that everyone alive, or at least those who have read some of my reviews, know that I have a huge appreciation for MILFs. They are goddesses and should be treated as such. Their experience is better than anything others might like about the younger chicks. That also ensures that their dick-riding and sucking skills are top-notch. That's especially true for married ones. They wouldn't make it to marriage without being good at those things.

Regardless, if you want to watch porn, there are many great porn sites to visit. More than enough of them are focused on bringing us all sorts of smut, not just one type like hardcore or gangbangs. One of those sites is XVideos, but I am sure most of you have already heard about it and all it has to offer. Today though, I will be giving you an insight into their library of Piss videos, so stick around for a few minutes.

Not for Everyone

Let's get the most obvious thing out of the way first, pissing porn videos are not for everyone. There is no other way to put it. Right off the bat, I will have to admit that I am not a fan of this type of stuff. There isn't anything in this type of content that could ever make my dick hard. It doesn't even matter how hot the girl in the video is. If there is pissing being involved, I don't think I want anything to do with it.

On the other hand, I am writing this review for those of you who enjoy everything golden shower related and all that jazz. Anyways, XVideos has quite a nice library of this shit. To be exact, there are 38,385 of these videos available here. No matter what type of smut we are talking about, that is more than enough content to last you for quite some time. More likely than not, there are more pissing videos here than you could handle in a lifetime.

I don't know how long a pissing video needs to help you with your wants and needs. This is mainly because all of that stuff seems pretty unnecessary to me. However, I can tell you that they last anywhere from a few minutes to up to an hour or two. I have noticed that there are no real rules regarding who is pissing on whom. At least one person in these videos enjoys being on the receiving end of a golden ray of sunshine.

See, I can be poetic and all that stuff. Regardless, I am always surprised by how gorgeous these girls are. You would never think that they would be into this type of stuff, but we often forget that girls are just perverted and fucked up as guys are. Unfortunately, they are much better at hiding this fact from dudes who suck at sex and all that jazz. So maybe you will get to see their true faces at least once.

Nice Looking Website

Those of you who have visited XVideos before know that there is a reason why this porn site is so fucking popular. No, it is not just due to the site's title, which is pretty generic, but because they offer us all the features, we need to find the right type of smut. Before we get into that, I need to point out that they don't make this whole experience more complicated than it needs to be. The website is designed in a rather simple way.

You might want to go straight for the search bar when you reach the XVideos' main page. I didn't manage to find any categories or tags named Piss. That is not a huge deal or anything because as soon as you type those letters in the search bar and hit enter, you will see all of the smut which fits the description. The dark background is here, so you won't be blinded by anything bright while looking for the right video to enjoy.

I need to point out that XVideos has some pretty cool sorting options. These are important, so you don't have to spend 20 minutes wandering around the damn website—such a waste of time and a boner. Anyhow, you can sort all of the Piss videos in any of the six ways available. It depends on what you think is essential when choosing the porno you like shaking your cock to.

Relevance, Upload Date, Rating, Length, Views, and Random are the six options available. I would say that the best choice would be to go with the highest-rated smut. The rest of them can be a mixed bag. Luckily, if you slide your mouse over any of the videos available, you can get a short but automated scene preview. That way, you will know what to expect from the whole ordeal, and that is all we can ask for.

Cool Features Available

If you have watched pissing porn videos before, you are either disgusted by what you saw or know exactly what gets you off by now. If you fall in the second category, there is a high chance that you know which slut you like watching getting pissed on the most. There is also the possibility that when the girl dominates, you prefer her doing all the peeing. Regardless, you should know what you are looking for by now.

You might wonder why the fuck I am mentioning all this shit, but the truth is that you can download any of the videos available on XVideos, including the Piss ones. Having your stash of porn videos is important. You never know when there might be an internet issue. As a true porn enthusiast, you shouldn't let something so minor stand in the way of you and a great fapping session. But, of course, we all know that by now.

Furthermore, you can sort the content by Video Quality as well. There are three options available, All, 720P+, and 1080P+. I am sure you will be looking for the highest quality out of them all. Lastly, you can hide the videos you have already watched. This is important for those of you who, like me, tend to find that one great porno and go back to it occasionally. There are only so many times I can jerk off to a video before it gets stale.

I wish they had more specific sorting options, but that is not only the knock against XVideos but against the whole industry as a whole. Even the best porn sites are lacking in this segment. I wish we were able to mix in two tags like, let's say, for example, Piss and Teen. That way, you guys can watch videos of young sluts enjoying a golden shower and anything else that you perverted bastards enjoy about this stuff so much.

Pretty Good Experience Overall

One thing I like about XVideos is that it has insignificant ads and any possible spam. I didn't get redirected to another dumbass website when I clicked on any of the videos, which are refreshing to see in the world of free porn tube sites. Of course, we all know they come with ads, but that is to be expected since these people need to make some profit to keep the whole thing going.

You can watch all the Piss pornos on XVideos for free, so your cheapskates can relax. Another important thing is that the download feature is only available to those who create an account on the website. However, this is a very short process, and it doesn't require any payment or anything like that, so you might want to take advantage of this opportunity.