Tales Of Androgyny

There are Freaks Everywhere

That is the great thing about the internet, no matter how freaky or horny you are, it is quite easy to find people with similar views as you. There are corners of the internet you probably never went to and that is where the horniest dudes are found. Some of them are girls as well, but it's the guys who are more perverted if we are being honest. Since those dudes also always seem to have really bad social skills, it is a lot easier for them to create an online community. With all that being said, those dudes have decided that porn just doesn’t do it for them anymore, there is not enough interaction. So, what some of them decided to do is to create a way for them to talk to some girls, even if they are virtual ones. This is how porn games became a thing, this way the weirdos can get their interaction with the girls, work on their social skills, and hope that one day they will be able to hold a conversation with a real woman, face to face. I understand the notion behind porn games, I really do. Videos only allow you to jack off to someone else fucking that gorgeous slut, or you can watch her finger herself. Now, the live cams give you a chance to at least communicate with her, but to get her to do things for you, you will need to pay a bit. Now, I am not as awkward as you weirdos out there and I prefer real women to virtual ones, but I guess what I’m trying to say is that I feel your pain, well somewhat at least. The hard thing is to find the right porn game to play, there are so many of them out there. They don’t have as many updates as the videos do, but there seems to be a new game with sex as its biggest motive out on a daily basis. One game was brought to my attention and I decided to go out of my way and see what it's all about. It is called Tales of Androgyny and I have no clue what to expect here. I’ve never been the one to waste time so let’s see what this is all about.

What Are You Getting Yourself Into?

To be quite honest that was the first question I asked myself. The title itself speaks volumes, if you have no clue what androgyny means, go ahead and Google that shit. Okay, okay, I will save you some time and do it for you. Basically, it explains a person which is not specifically a male or a female, they have characteristics of both. It is really hard for me to understand the difference between an Androgynous person and a Transgender one, so I will not go into it. Probably the main reason for it is the fact that I am not trying to get crucified by some of y’all if I get that shit wrong. Yeah, that means that the game is all about sex and since the gender thing is all sorts of mixed up, there will be a lot of fucking. If the door opens both ways then there is a lot more potential for sex, right? I would need bis or gays/lesbians to explain this to me, but that’s how this thing works in my mind. Well realistically this game is a pornographic one, there is no way around that. At least, I can say that part and be 100% certain. I know that the rest can be a lot to comprehend for some of you but try to focus a bit more and we will be golden. If I had to explain this game to someone who never played one containing sex, I would say that this is something like if World of Warcraft or Diablo had porn intertwined with them. I don’t know if that makes sense to you guys. Well, it’s actually more like the old Pokemon games, just with added sex. There is an open-world feel to the game and you are basically wandering through forests and shit and trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. To say that you would be confused at first is an understatement, especially because a lot of you out there are struggling to comprehend that in today’s world we have more genders than just male and female. It’s the new wave everyone seems to be riding.

You Start off as A Guy, or Maybe as a Girl

If this shit couldn’t get any more confusing, you will not be fucking sure who you are as the character. You are a guy who is dressed like a girl, if I didn’t know that I would be sure that we get to start off as a flat chested teen girl or something like that. However, during the early moments of the game, you find out that you are on a fucking quest to slay someone or something, called the Demon King. No small task. I have no clue if this dude could slay a bug, but apparently, he made up his mind. However, he has no idea how to fucking fight, which is obvious by the way he carries himself. A skirt and a crop top aside, when he talks he puts a finger on his lips, add to the equation the fact that he has pigtails and you can tell that he is a legendary warrior. Yeah, fucking right, the only thing that makes him sound tough at all is that his name is Hiro, pronounced like a hero. Anyway, you are off on an adventure to slay some powerful Demon King, but you look like a young girl looking for a cock and end up knocking on an old dude’s door. You want him to train you as he trained your mother. Apparently, she is the one that was a fierce warrior or something, so maybe the guy went all feminine to pay some homage to her or something like that. Of course, the dude rejects you and all that stuff, but he comes around. He finds it in his old heart to help you on your quest, though he is apparently not as impressive as you first thought. He was actually not the one that taught Hiro’s mother everything, apparently, he only helped once or twice, but he is willing to give you a shot. Think of it as something like Hercules and Phil's relationship from the Disney movie. He will take you under his wing and you might be able to complete your mission.

A Lot of Sex Everywhere

One thing that makes porn games interesting to some is the fact that they can make everything possible. Something like hentai manga just with actually some interaction. That means that monsters, aliens, ghosts, and everything in between is real and they are down to fuck. That is exactly what is going on in Tales of Androgyny, all of them are here and they are willing to participate in intercourse one way or another. You are basically getting into lewd things with girls, guys, monsters of each sex, and something that looks like slime. Of course, none of them are sure of their sexuality, just to throw that out right away. There are even feminine characters with dicks, but don’t expect to see too many of them. There is something for everyone really, no matter how freaky you are or how fucked up your fetishes are, chances are you will be able to find something in this game. There is a free-form of play something that you don’t have to pay a dime for, and the story mode which I read somewhere that you need to make a donation to the guys behind the game. I didn’t have this issue really, but you know that sometimes games like this one glitch and, maybe I just got lucky. There is also a possibility of me getting locked out of story mode sometime soon, so I am not celebrating yet. The game needs to be downloaded and installed first before you can play it. There are some porn games you can play online, but the better ones require a download and installation. I can honestly say that I think this is a quite good game, there are some things left to be desired like more character customization and all that, but the art is really good. You will be able to get a proper fap in by playing Tales of Androgyny.