Porn Games

Ever since internet domains became available for public purchase back in the early 90s, people have been jumping on the chance to net some of the most desirable domain names they could think of. Some companies, like Google, made up their own words and hoped that they would someday get written into the dictionary. Others, like PornGames.Com were bought by people who knew a good investment when they saw it.

PornGames.Com was first purchased as early as 1999 though there’s no way of checking out what the site was like back then or whether it was owned by the same people that run it today. Regardless, the site’s domain name is so ridiculously simple and straightforward that it basically markets itself. It’s highly unlikely that PornGames.Com market their website elsewhere, since one way or another, every search engine will lead you to them if you’re in the mood for some interactive smut. That’s just the sad nature of how website domains work. The lucky few that manage to snatch up very popular search terms will profit indefinitely from their domain name.

An Odd Porn Game Experience

There are tons of other porn game sites that are extremely similar to PornGames.Com, complete with a random list of tons of video games from many different developers. Still, there’s something eerily unique about PornGames.Com that sets it apart from the competition, in a very negative way.

This website is random – too random. Take for example the design of the site. You’ve got the home bar with new, popular best and random games. So far so good. Then there’s a couple of external links, which are hidden ads. But on the left sidebar, that’s where things get really confusing. You’ve got the “All Games” breakdown, which is not interactable. That means that you can’t actually get a breakdown of all the games that are on this site. You can’t know how many games they actually host at a given time.

You’d think that maybe using the “new” section to scroll down into past uploads, you’d eventually reach the bottom of the list, ending with the first game they ever uploaded. No such luck. The recent uploads wrap up really quickly, which means that this is a separate section. You can’t access a breakdown of all of their games and that appears to be final.

Then there’s the rest of the links under the All Games section that are even more confusing. First of all, they all feature a ton of broken English, bad grammar or flat out typos. Beyond that they make absolutely no sense. You’d think that there’d be categorical breakdowns, but instead these seem more like popular search terms than anything else. For instance, “Free for mobile devices” or “Ben 10 f***ing gwen”. These don’t seem like porn genres. They seem more like the exact search terms that other users have put into the search bar before you. There’s nothing wrong with giving you recommendations based on other people’s preferences, but it would be nice if it was clear that that is what is happening. Instead, you get this odd genre breakdown of random unrelated nonsense that just barely serves to get you where you need to go.

It would appear that the only way to browse the site properly if you’re on the hunt for new and unexplored Flash games is to keep hitting the “random game” button over and over again until you find something interesting. This is not a fun experience. This runs opposite to most conventions set by other pornographic video game sites out there. There is simply no reason for them to hide an alphabetical breakdown of all of their games, but they seem to do just that.

This site gives you the illusion of having many video games available at a time, but really once you get past the recommended categories, the site starts to feel like a bit of a scam. Not in the literal sense, mind you – these games are perfectly playable as they are.

A Porn Game A(d)pocalypse

However, for a site that is literally dubbed Porn Games, you’d except to see a lot more than a very small excuse for a game library. This site is absolutely covered in ads, and they’re not all auto-generated by an ad platform. First of all, you’ve got the direct links across the home bar that lead you to specific external sites. These are very commonplace among tons of other porn game sites and they’re not at all intrusive.

Then you’ve got even more specific external links that are hardcoded into the site in the form of animated gifs both out of the frame of the main portion of the site and within. Some of these actually pop-up above the content, but remain within the same tab, which makes them extremely intrusive and it’s very unfortunate that these were hard-coded in.

Finally, you’ve got the automatic ads on top of everything, that could lead you potentially anywhere, but generally they mostly lead to more smut. There’s nothing wrong with being bounced to another smut site while you’re already on PornGames.Com. It’s a standard practice that everyone is involved in. However, it is extremely concerning to see such a small and poorly organized library of games scrounged together as an excuse to peddle as many external links as possible. Given the amount of games they have, running the site must be extremely affordable, whereas the tons of ads surely come with a lot of profit.

Redeeming Qualities?

There’s nothing wrong with having a pornographic website that is entirely free and trying to monetize it by running a lot of ads. It’s their website and they have the right to run it any way that they see fit. Still, in a world of competing flash game websites, you’d like to see either quality or quantity though preferably both if you are expected to spend more than a few seconds on a specific website.

In this regard, PornGames.Com falls very short and it’s unlikely that it has a particularly large following. It seems to be coasting entirely on the traffic of their domain name.

In all fairness, however, it needs to be said that they’re not doing anything wrong and that the games that they host are perfectly playable. They’ve even got some quality titles here and there like the ever popular “Milfy City” which isn’t even a Flash game – it’s made in a proper game engine and features graphics of an extremely high quality. That particular game has amassed quite a following in recent history and tons of people seem to keep coming back to it, so at the very least you could dump hours into that particular game title during your stay on PornSites.Com

They also seem to have a meager selection of hentai games that you could enjoy and quite a bit of them are of high quality with some pretty decent animations, so there’s fun to be had there as well.

The Website’s Design

Beyond the aforementioned categorical breakdowns and external links, the website leaves a lot to be desired. The best aspect of it has to be the color scheme choice which is a very recognizable combination of dark greys overlaid with strong orange fonts and white descriptions. The website’s color scheme is very easy on the eyes.

Also, the site seems to be hosted on a very decent server as the games load really quickly and have no issue running regardless of your browser. You won’t even have issue with the larger titles like “Milfy City” which tend to load quite slowly on other websites.

Overall, PornGames.Com brings a very underwhelming experience to the table which is unbecoming of one of the most recognizable domain names on the web. You’d expect to get a lot content under such an amazing website title, but you’ll have to contend with what they have on the site so far.

It’s important to note that the sections they have on the left of the site, under the “All Games” title aren’t actual categories of games that are hosted on the site. They list “Ben 10” games, but only really have one “Ben 10” themed game in total. This is very underwhelming.

The best way to browse PornGames.Com remains slamming the random game button over and over again as you move between different titles, or at the very least checking out the “Best” section. For some reason, that section lists more games than the other breakdowns, as it removes the comments from the games allowing for more space on the screen to be used for smut. At the end of the day, your mileage may vary and you might find some really lovable gems on the site. It’s up to you to check it out and decide whether PornGames.Com has something in store for you.