NSFWMonster

Decision-Making Can Be Hard

There are many people out there wondering why the fuck do CEOs have such high salaries. The answer is that they must make many decisions under pressure, which many of us can do. But, listen, their mistake can cost a company millions of dollars, which they must never forget. Everyone would be doing it if it were easy to be a CEO.

However, there are more important decisions than that. For example, I struggle daily to decide which one of my fuck buddies I will invite. I mean, there is a reason why I am in touch with all of them, so it's not like any of them is not good at fucking. But, sometimes, the best answer is to jerk off to an amazing porno. That way, I can avoid all the cuddling, talking, and other unnecessary stuff that comes with sex.

On the other hand, it is not that easy to pick the right porn site either. We all have our top 5 or 10, which we visit frequently, but they can get boring after a while. The last thing you want to do to yourself is to spend 30 minutes deciding which porn site you will be visiting at that moment in time. Your erection probably won't last that long, so you might settle on the first video you run into. However, that is not the answer to this problem.

That is exactly why I have a favorite porn site in each of the industry's genres. You never know what you are down for on any given day. It is important to switch things up from time to time. Even steak gets boring when you eat it every damn day. Let me help all of you out. There is a porn site I wanted to talk to you about called NSFWMonster. Now is the time to see what this site is about, so stay tuned.

A Lot to Look Forward to

I wasn't sure what to expect from this porn site once I heard its name. Am I going to find a lot of ridiculously huge cocks, or maybe there will be sluts with boobs and asses so big that they can't fit into the same frame? Well, I don't fucking know why they named the site what they did, but there is nothing that ridiculous about it. It is filled with smut you can enjoy without ever reaching for your wallet.

If that wasn't obvious enough, let me give it to you straight. NSFWMonster is a completely free porn site that you can enjoy whenever you feel like it. I am a huge fan of free porn, and I will choose it nine times out of ten over the premium smut we need to pay for. Come on. I don't spend money on sex, so why the fuck would I be doing that to watch porn? It would make no sense unless it is business related. I have a separate budget for that.

What you will find on NSFWMonster is pretty damn nice, in my opinion. However, they don't have full-length porn videos or movies here, so don't look for them. Instead, you can browse through a shit ton of free porn gifs and short videos. Some of you are complaining, but you guys do not see the full picture here. There is a reason why porn gifs were so popular for a while.

You see, they are made out of the best scenes of a porno. So you will not have to waste your time watching the whole damn thing, but instead, you can jerk off to the hottest action from some of the best porn videos in the industry. I find that a huge plus, not something to complain about. Sure, they are not long, but they are automatically replayed, so you can watch them as many times as needed to bust a nut.

No Unnecessary Stuff

You see, there are too many businesses, websites, and people out there who don't value simplicity. They think more is always better, but that isn't the case. If something works, why the hell would you change it? It would make no sense, and it seems that NSFWMonster understands that quite well. You will see what I mean when you make it to their homepage.

There isn't anything flashy about this porn site. They are not about any unnecessary bullshit; instead, they are focused on bringing us some of the best porn gifs and short clips the internet offers. NSFWMonster uses a black background to ensure you are not blinded by bright colors while browsing through their never-ending library of quality smut. That is pretty nice of them.

If you have ever used Tumblr or are one of the weirdos who still do, you will immediately see where NSFWMonster got its web design. Well, they didn't copy anything from them or anything like that. It looks like one of those forum sites with the content just laid out right before you. There are no pages, so it is hard to pinpoint the exact number of short clips and gifs in their library, but there is more than enough smut to cover your needs.

I have checked quite a few of them while writing this review, and there are amazing pics, gifs, and short clips here covering a wide range of kinks and fetishes. I jerked off to some girl giving her partner a sensual blowjob, and her face, when she was rewarded with cum was priceless. It is hard not to appreciate just how slutty some girls can be. I love when they can let their inner freak go wild, that is something we should encourage.

Decent Sorting Options

Quality and quantity of content are the two things I pay the most attention to when reviewing a porn site. Luckily, NSFWMonster seems to be doing pretty fucking well in both regards. Of course, how the website looks is important too, but so is being able to find the right type of smut in as little time as possible. Coming to a porn site with your dick hard as a rock and then spending 15 minutes looking for the right content is one of the worst things you can do to yourself.

NSFWMonster seems to understand this, so their content is spread out quite nicely. You can browse the videos only; if you are old school, you can check out the page filled with images. They even have one which hosts only smut with sources too. If you have an idea of what you are looking for, feel free to use the search bar. You will only need a keyword or two, and you are good to go.

The hottest content will be laid out before you by default once you make it to NSFWMonster. Usually, it is either that or the newest smut, but I like this setup better. Next, you can check out the most recently updated content, a random one, and the best. The last of those options allow you to choose the top stuff from the last 24 hours, week, or month, or maybe you are looking for the all-time best gifs and videos.

Once you find something you like, they have a feature that allows you to switch to the next gif with the arrows on your keyboard. This way, you can focus on jerking off and not worry about using your mouse to skip from one clip to the next. Something like this is a common feature, but you would be surprised how many porn sites do not have it. The convenience which comes with it is unexplainable.

Something to Complain About

I didn't notice any categories on NSFWMonster. Even though they have some pretty decent sorting options, none allow us to find the specific content our heart desires. It would be a lot better if I could browse through MILF porn gifs and clips only and not have to pay attention to these young sluts. But, unfortunately, that is not something that can be done, so there is nothing we can do about it.

This is not a dealbreaker for me or anything like that, but I know how picky some of you can be, so I had to point it out. Generally, there is a lot to like about NSFWMonster, especially when you consider that we can enjoy all of their smut for free. Also, the content is frequently updated, and you can easily download any of it, so take advantage of that.