Nekopara

Gaming is the Highest Level of Entertainment

I don’t care what anyone says, but gaming seems to be taking over the globe. There is no one who can make me believe anything different than that. Just take a look around, and everywhere you turn there is someone playing, watching, or talking about video games. For the love of God, gaming has become a sport. There are many colleges and universities in the US that are offering scholarships to kids who are good at League of Legends, Dota 2, and similar games.

They call this ESports which has a nice ring to it but is honestly a little bit disrespectful towards real athletes. However, this takes just as much time as playing real sports, you really have to be good at it. You can be fat and lazy and play video games in world tournaments, realistically it is not much different than baseball, they have fat players too. Regardless, gaming has become a really huge part of the world we are living in today.

I can’t lie, I like to play video games too, it probably is in the top 10 or 20 things I like doing. What people do is they put together two great things to make one better than the both of them. That is exactly what was going on when porn video games became a thing. I mean, in theory, it can’t fail, but results have been mixed, to say the least. Sure, there are some really good games with NSFW content out there, but there are also plenty of those that suck.

I know that there are those of you who have already checked quite a few porn games so you know exactly what I am talking about. It can be hard to find the right one, but luckily, you guys have me. I am a professional when it comes to finding quality smut, but I also go out of my way to review stuff that can be potentially interesting to all the perverts around the globe. That is actually why I decided to check out a porn game called Nekopara, so stick around.

Interaction is What Makes it More Interesting

There is one thing people can complain about when it comes to porn, there is absolutely no opportunity for any sort of interaction with them. You can watch, jerk off, and that is pretty much it. I mean that is why I watch porn, but some of you dudes want to be able to get a bit more out of it. I would say that you should probably hire an escort then, but those can be quite expensive and no one wants to fuck a toothless crackhead.

That is the reason why porn games have become popular, it makes you feel like you are actually hitting on the girls, even if they are in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe after playing these games for long enough you learn enough to be able to talk to a real woman one day. I am cheering for you, keep that in mind. With all that being said, it makes sense that hentai visual novels like Nekopara became so damn popular.

In case you didn’t know this game can be played by damn near everyone. No, I am not promoting porn to minors, I am saying that there is also a censored version of this game. You can get that one on Steam, but that would require you to pay for it. Luckily, if you follow this review, you will find out how you can download the game for free. No need to thank me, I am just that good of a guy. Any genre of porn should be shared among the community.

There is even an anime version of the game that you can watch, but again, there will be no interaction there either, so it might lose some of its appeals. Some of you might already know about this game because it was hot shit on Steam in the last few months of 2017, the same year it was released. This game is probably not everyone’s cup of tea, I know I said that anyone can play it, but we all have different things we get off to.

Monster Girls All Around You

Well, some of you might look at monster girls as these evil creatures looking to ruin the world and all that. In reality, well in the reality of anime hentai and porn games, they are slutty girls with animal or monster-like features. The only thing they are looking to ruin is your free time because they want to fuck you all the damn time. Maybe they are also called monster girls due to their need to be fucked at all times.

Regardless, in Nekopara Vol. 1, you will find a lot of catgirls. Actually, when they first show up in the game, it comes as a surprise, to say the least. Apparently, the main character of the game, the one you will be playing, decided to move away from home. His name is Kashou Minaduki and he wanted to open his own bakery after leaving the family restaurant business. You know, how it goes, he wants to create something on his own and all that jazz.

However, you can easily tell that he is a little bit scared of this whole situation, and it has never been more obvious than it is when he receives a weird box in the mail. There are noises coming from the damn package, but he is suspicious about it. To cut the long story short, there are catgirls in there, they are called nekos in the game. You find this out because two of them decide to jump out and present themselves.

Now, who the fuck thought that having cat girls was a good idea, I don’t know, but these girls seem horny as fuck. They are a hybrid between humans and cats from what I understood. Well, to be exact, these girls are genetically modified humanoid cats. This just got even more confusing but let’s add to the equation the fact that they are something between a pet and a sex slave for the humans and it gets weirder and weirder, not necessarily in a bad way though.

The Main Character is a Clown

I don’t mean this in a way that he has red hair, a painted face, and a fake round red nose, not that type of clown. What I am trying to say is that he has no idea how to talk to women, especially not to genetically modified humanoid cats. As I said, it seems that these catgirls are used to being pets because they call him master. Not sure what kind of a relationship they had before he left his family, but that has to be thrown out there.

Apparently, the nekos want to sleep in the same bed as Kashou, but for some reason, he is not really about it. Do you see now why I said that he is a clown? Wait, it gets worse because the idiot says that his bed is too small so it won’t be comfortable for them to sleep there with him. Okay, whatever he says goes, he is the master here, but he also tells them that they can stay until they figure out what the fuck they are going to do.

He was acting all high and mighty until there was a huge shipment on his bakery’s doorstep. All of a sudden he needed help and decided that Vanilla and Chocola, the nekos, are actually worth keeping around. It is important to him for the bakery to become a success, so I guess that he found these two would be great workers. If they are calling him master, it makes you think whether he will even be paying them, or not.

If you have played similar games before then you know that the visuals are not always the greatest, However, it is obvious that Nekopara Vol. 1 was not done by clueless amateurs. The visuals here actually look quite amazing and it is crystal clear why the game was such a big hit in late 2017. NEKO WORKs are not messing around because they created some smoking hot nekos and have a great art style. The classic anime look is there, but it is still hot as hell.

Great Story but Not Too Much Nudity

There are not many sexual situations in the game, it is the story that will have you coming back to your computer. Sure, the girls are hot as hell, don’t ever doubt that, but you will not be seeing tons of ass and titties everywhere. The game is quite subtle, meaning that you will mostly be seeing panties and stuff like that. There is a scene when the girls are taking a bath and that is probably one of the few times you will see them naked if I am being honest.