Mythic Manor

Video Games Have Been Taking Over

We live in a world where technology and video games have gone to extremely new levels. It seems that there is a new video game out every damn day. The crazy thing is that there are so many great looking ones that it is hard to choose the one you want to play. It’s damn near like choosing the right porn video once you get to your favorite porn site. It is damn near impossible to choose just one. Luckily, you can choose like 7 and leave one for later.

The same thing has been going on with video games since like the early 2000s. The old heads here probably remember Counter Strike, Dota and World of Warcraft, games which shaped many childhoods. To be exact WoW was so damn good that people were playing it religiously, some were calling it the drug of the 21st century. So yeah, not cocaine, not MDMA, but a damn video game called World of Warcraft.

You might be wondering why the hell am I talking about video games, and the honest answer is because they found a way to get into the porn industry as well. This is not a new thing either because porn video games have been a thing for quite some time now. The only difference is that today, they have better graphics, a better story and are generally more interactive. This means that all you dweebs out there can finally do something good in front of your computer.

This of course means get your manly pants on and beat your meat to a sexy chick, even though it is an animated one coming from a damn video game. The one I am introducing to you today is called Mything Manor. Yeah, it is a sexy porn video game which will enrichen some of y’all lives. Your inability to get with a girl has hampered you for so long, but you are a killer gamer. Now you can put those two together and get laid in the virtual world at least, or something like that.

It’s Time for You to Move Out

These are the words every gamer is dreading to hear from their parents. Well at least those which are not making money through their gaming skills. Sorry to burst your bubble, but it is bound to happen, no one wants to fund your time-wasting hobby any more. That is more or less how the Mythic Manor game starts, minus the loser gamer part. The dude starts off just like you, he is in his 20s, a virgin, and all that jazz, but he wanted something different.

After moving out he found a manor filled with sexy females, but there is a catch. These are not actually women, but what they call a mystic. Yeah, something like those lizard-people they were saying Obama is a part of. Basically, they are Alien-like creatures which are able to take human form so they can live among us. Yeah, it’s all a bit confusing at the beginning, but it gets better, well at least for some of you guys.

Basically, they are here for your pleasure, more or less. The game is similar to other porn games, so you will need to go through trial-and-error type of business to be able to get laid, at least virtually. Before fucking any of these mythic sluts, you need to get to know them, I guess they are not that easy. The thing is they are sexy as hell, but the game is made for those who want to put in some work before getting their virtual dick wet.

A Lot to Learn and Explore

First thing you will learn is that these Mythics have been among us for years, well at least according to the game. I want to know where they are in the real world, I mean I’ve seen big tittied elf manga, but I wish I can see one like that in real life. This is especially important if they can suck a dick like they do in those drawings, because that is some world champion cock sucking right there. I am not even joking.

On to the more important things, the mythics in the manor do not look like mythical creatures at all, if that is what you expected, sorry for the disappointment. These things look like sexy ass sluts you wish you had a chance to meet in your life at least once. The thing is they know so much about sex, maybe because they’ve been around since forever or something like that. Just know that they are down with all the dirty stuff you can think about.

Another important thing for you virgins out there is that all these sexy mythical sluts live in one place. This means that you don’t have to put in too much work to meet all of them, but getting laid does require some time. Some lady called Esther has invited you to live at her place, apparently, she is a family friend, and she is also smoking hot. What kind of a family friend is she, we do not know, but maybe the main character’s parents were swingers.

I have had a chance to play quite a few games like the Mythic Manor and let me tell you this one has a lot of things to do. It is done quite nicely as you can go through a good number of areas, maybe that is due to this being a huge ass manor with a lot of land around it. Whatever the reason is, it is good to know that the game is not stagnant or stuck to just a few places. If you don’t leave your house often, you will get to see what the real world is like through this game.

What Should You Expect from Mythic Manor?

Well to be quite honest, most of the porn or sex games like this one leave a thing or two to be desired when it comes to graphics. You will not be shocked by how good they are, let’s get that right out of the way, but if you have ever played a similar game, you know that is normal. It seems like it is the point to have an anime-like feeling when playing the game, but visuals and characters could use an improvement or two.

With that being said, if you don’t expect the visuals to be as good as they are in God of War or Witcher 3, you will definitely not be disappointed. They are not standing out or being left behind by any similar games in this regard, meaning that they are on par with the rest of them. However, all of this will take a backseat once you see the way these sluts are built. You are here to get your nut off, not to worry about too many other things.

The game is not played online though, which means that you will need to go on the Mythic Manor’s website and download it. This shouldn’t be an issue really as long as you don’t let your parents get on your computer too often. The game does have quite a few side quests and stuff to do outside of the manor too. Once you get bored with it, you can simply check out different places in New Lark City. This is your chance to get in trouble and be a daredevil.

There is also a good number of sexy sluts for you to try and get with. Who knows, maybe you learn something useful that you will be able to use on a real woman one day. What I am trying to say is not to be shy and look at all of them as prey. You are the hunter here, or should I say the beast. They say that the size of the beast can be seen in the size of the prey, so make sure you fuck all of these virtual sluts as much as you can.

Play the Game as Much as You Like

No one can tell you how much time you can spend on the game, and the best thing is that you don’t have to spend a single dime to get it. Yes, Mystic Manor is completely free to download. Another thing is that it is available on damn near everything. This includes Windows, Mac and Linux, as well as Android OS for mobile. Basically, from what I have seen, you can’t get it for your Iphone, XBox or Playstation, everything else is game.

This is your chance to beat your meat to some Mystics wherever you go, if you have an android phone, you can even do it on your work break. However, you first need a job to have a break from it, so you better get to it too before you get kicked out of the house.