Mylked

Blowjobs Save Lives

I don't know if you saw the video of a guy explaining to three girls how easy it is to apologize to dudes. Some of you might've, but this man is probably one of my heroes from now on. He used a plastic bottle which he squeezed into his hand. Then he asked the girls to apologize for it. Of course, nothing happened, but once he blew air into the bottle, it returned to its original form.

The moral of this story is quite simple, a good blowjob goes a long way. I know some girls complain that your jaw sometimes hurts when giving your boyfriend a head. The thing is, I wonder how that never happens when y'all want to argue about dumb stuff. Priorities, I guess. Women always talk about how important foreplay is, but some need to take their advice. I remember the first time I had my dick sucked by a girl who knew what she was doing.

That was a life-changing experience, and I know I would never again be with a woman who wouldn't put my cock in her mouth. Later I found out that there are girls who love sucking cock, which changed my view on life and sex. Some of you believe females don't like fucking, but that is the furthest thing from the truth. They probably don't like having sex with you. Truth hurts, fellas.

Now, if you are into blowjobs as much as I am, then I am sure you like jerking off to a porn video in which a sexy slut is sucking on a cock. We all do it, some more often than others, though. I hope you have several porn sites with this type of smut written down somewhere. If you don't already, then let me give you one to start you off. It is called Mylked, and you will learn everything about it in just a few minutes.

Make it Kinkier

I honestly like the direction in which porn is going. Well, that is mostly true. The only thing that bothers me is that furry stuff. I don't know how people can watch that shit. Well, we don't have to agree on everything, I guess, but what we probably can do is admit that porn seems to be getting kinkier and kinkier. I am here for it all, though; this is not me complaining, just pointing out the elephant in the room.

If you doubt what I just said, visit Mylked, and you will know what I am talking about. They have taken blowjobs to a whole different level. Their library is filled with sexy sluts lying under a table with a hole in it. I am sure you know where this is going. It is like a glory hole, but these girls seem to be a lot more comfortable here because they are lying on a comfortable mattress instead of being stuck in a dirty bathroom at a gas station.

The website states Mylked is "all about hottest girls getting covered in cum at the massage parlor." Hey, great minds think alike. You won't see a single guy in their videos. Well, you will see a part of them, obviously their cocks. They are peeking out of a hole in a massage table, and these horny sluts are taking pretty damn good care of them. I don't know why this is making my dick so fucking hard, but it is.

Maybe it is the fact that these sluts seem to be a lot more sensual when sucking dick this way. They cannot make out with the guy or anything like that, so they must ensure they give enough attention to every part of that man sticking through that hole. They are deepthroating, caressing the balls, and sucking on them. Anything you have ever hoped to get in a blowjob, girls at Mylked will provide.

Simple, Yet Efficient Web Design

Listen, there isn't much Mylked can do to sort their content. They don't have categories because this site is a niche, and there isn't much to work with. They could make some like Big Tits, Cum in Mouth, Glasses, or maybe even Hairy, but none are game changers. However, none of that is available here, so you might as well forget about it altogether.

As soon as you enter Mylked, you will be greeted by a repeating gif of Dava Foxx getting covered in cum. This sexy slut is wearing glasses and showing off her hairy pussy, but the highlight of the whole thing is her face when she gets sprayed with jizz. She is ecstatic and loves every moment of it. You can even read her lips as she says, "oh my God." Dava has milked this guy dry. There is no doubt about it.

The first videos presented to you are the popular milking table porn ones. Miss Foxx's video belongs on this list. After that, you will see recently uploaded content. You can sort it by date, popularity, and rank. The default option shows you the newest video first, but I would also encourage you to check out the highest-ranked ones. Those are the ones that will give you a boner you won't easily be able to get rid of.

Scrolling a bit more, you will see the most recent models who joined Mylked. It is hard to tell which of these sluts is the hottest, but let's just say that I wouldn't say no to any of them. It is hard to tell the exact number of milking videos available here because once I tried to find out, I was quickly sent to the joining page. There are more than 90 because I have seen at least 15 pages with six videos each.

Prepare Your Wallet

Now, I know that some of you were hoping that when I mentioned the joining page, it would be a free account creation. Unfortunately, that is not the case. I wish it were because, just like the rest of you, I am a huge fan of free porn and think it should be accessible to everyone. However, it seems that Mylked disagrees with me because this is a premium porn site. We all know what that means. You gotta pay to enjoy the content.

There are three types of memberships available on Mylked. You can be a member for one, three, or twelve months, which is pretty much the standard offer. I didn't see the trial allowing you to check out the content for a few days before making a longer commitment to the site. However, they have preview videos, but none seem longer than 15 or 20 seconds. So pretty much, you only get to see the cumming part.

The shortest of the three memberships will cost you $19.90. That is not a bad price, especially considering this is a niche site. I guess they understand that there is not much they can offer except dick-sucking and handjobs and have adjusted their prices accordingly. I respect that as a smart business decision. Regardless, the next membership is the one that will last you for three months, and it will cost you $39.80.

This comes to around $13.27 monthly, even though you will be billed in one payment. The best deal is the yearly membership. You will have to cash out $94.80 for this amazing opportunity. But, looking at it from another angle, it is less than $8 a month. I don't know about you, but that sounds like a pretty damn good offer. Especially once you see just how fucking sexy and good at sucking dick these sluts are.

One Membership, Multiple Pornsites

If you decide to pay for a membership on Mylked, it is important to know that they are a member of TugPass. That means you will be getting access to 13 premium porn sites at one price. These deals keep improving, but I must point out that it seems like all of them are focused on blowjobs mostly. If there is one thing to complain about, then it would be the fact that they don't update their content often enough.

You will get at least one new milking porn video per month, sometimes two or three, but that is about it. I wouldn't be complaining if they were updating their content every week. You are paying a reasonable price for amazing dick-sucking content and access to 13 premium porn sites, over 500 models, and 1,500 videos. Not bad, if you ask me, especially once you know that you can download all of it once you become a member!