Movie Porn

Porn trends have certainly changed a lot even since the middle of the last century. Back then, producing erotic entertainment was almost as controversial as writing science fiction. As porn became more explicit and the prudes started, whinge creators began to become more creative.

In the case of people like Larry Flint and Ron Jeremy, things became more hardcore. There were those who kept things tasteful and conservative like Hugh Hefner, only showing of chest-level nudity.

Then starting in the '70s and '80s, there were a series of directors who took full advantage of 8-millimeter filming and non-linear editing to produce story-driven porn. Sadly, this has fallen out of vogue in favor of run-of-the-mill formulaic porn. However, with improved computer effects and a bit more emphasis on creating novelty, there have been hundreds of erotic films that parody popular films. We have covered these before, but there is a similar kind of erotic content that has been featured on the website Movie Porn. Instead of being comedic covers of or trying to make fun of a famous film while trying to make money, the movies on this site are respectful homages to their source material.

Over The Decades, Movie Porn Has Been Reworked Many Times

Sometimes it takes a series of web entrepreneurs to get a website to take off. Officially, the first version of this site seems to have come out at the end of the year 2000 – but this website has an even deep history than that. From what we have found, the oldest version of MoviePorn.com graced cyberspace at the (first) height of web development in 1999. Back in those days, porn sites that promoted full-length movies had the most primitive ads and mail order options to get VHS and later DVDs.

Within just a year, this domain got a major upgrade as Movie Porn started hosting massive numbers of photo galleries, live sex shows, and real-time streams. Not bad for the time, but not quite the site we have come to love. In 2001, the domain was used to exclusively be a promotional page for websites of other pornographers. Apparently, that did not work well for the web owners since the site later expired and became an unregistered domain. A few years later, pornographers got a hold of the URL again but only used it to advertise for other sites.

Finally, the (mostly) modern version of this website got our attention – and a lot of other porn consumers – back in late 2018. The relaunch included only six movies, but they were all shot in 4K or 5K HD, was mobile-friendly, and featured some fantastic want material.

The Website’s Construction Is Okay

Black looks good on everything, including web design, which is obvious on this domain. The reason we say that is because of the special effects, professional use of lighting, and other advanced filming techniques really pop in the video box. For those who have not read many of our reviews, this is something we enjoy a lot. However, it is one of the few things which make these porn pages look particularly nice. To be honest, there has not been a ton of detail put into the rest of the design, but it is easy to navigate around. The only way to find films is through the homepage or the search bar. But with only eleven videos so far, just stick to scrolling down the website's main page.

Most Movies Are A Little Short For Our Liking, But We Like The Parodies

Stop and think about it, making movies is expensive at no matter which level you are producing them. If you want to make anything worth watching, you have to go to already have or buy at least one high-definition camera, enough separate audio recording devices, lighting gear, not too mention having enough money to pay qualified people to operate that equipment. And that is just the basics. There is another issue when it comes to editing software, makeup artistry, and computer effects.

That is our explanation as to why Movie Porn’s videos tend to be on the shorter length being between about six to twenty minutes long. That is about the same mean preview length of mainstream pornos, but we think this is not too big a problem given the quality. To give you an idea of what you are in for the spoof of James Cameron’s Avatar, hilariously named Porndora, has a gorgeous photorealistic CGI opening of an alien jungle. Then the action cuts to a man from a POV perspective who comes across a Navi-inspired alien babe. And yes, like in the original movie, she's scantily dressed and is covered in luminescent glowing spots. Unlike the Hollywood film, though, the sex is completely explicit, and there are even shiny genital effects.

Then there are movies that are based on action-packed movies featuring fine females from decades ago. And despite being based on movies so old, the producers did not cut corners when it comes to making these movies like Catwhore. You might think that this one was based on the 2004 Catwoman movie starring Halle Barry, this smut spoof is actually based on the 1992 cinematic adventure Batman Returns.

How do we know, you might ask? The porn starlet's foxy costume is clearly based on Michelle Pfeiffer’s S&m leather outfit – just far more revealing. Since they are all the rage these days, there other geeky parodies like those based on Star Wars, The Mummy, and the Tomb Raider franchise.

The Minimalist Design Looks Great On Any Device

In recent years this site has not been altered all that much other than the addition of several new movies. And yes, we think that the design could be more exciting, but it is not bad either. This is a case where that is a good thing since this style of web design works quite well when it comes to viewing videos on a handheld machine. As with the desktop edition, you get to see as much without an account, and there are no spam problems. Either version of Porn Movie seems to be just as responsive no matter the browser you prefer.

The Text Translates Well Into Three Languages

Unlike parodies and the romance movies produced by Wicked and Vivid, the films featured on this site do not have any dialogue. Do not worry, though. In every upload, there is a lot of sensual body language combined with some above-average special effects which explain the setup for the action. However, when it comes to navigating around the site quickly, you are going to want to be able to read in at least one of three languages. For those who have a basic understanding of either British English, standard German, or Czech, you can surf around Movie Porn with no problem.

Need Even More Links To Porn?

This site has gone from promoting hardcopies of smut to links to other streaming sites, and in keeping with that tradition, it still does both. Hardly the first page you should visit if you are looking for even more variety of all kinds of sex-related websites look up the Partners link found at the bottom of each page. There are over a dozen connections to some interesting commenters on and creators of sexy media which you might enjoy. Among them, one is ThePornDude, who we always enjoy reading – so, if you have not already, give his articles a read through, too.

Paying For Membership Costs Less Than A Cup Of Coffee

Like most other professional porn sites, you are teased with just enough material to whet your appetite. On each movie page, you get to see a gallery of photos, get access to a detailed synopsis, and a trailer. But you can only get to see some of the movies which have been published and the previews are pretty short. To see the full-length, uncensored movies, you will have to get an account that takes almost no time and little money. Signing up is just like any other studio site – so, you just have to submit an email, username, and password. After you enter a payment method all, you need to do is verify your account, which will take all of two or three minutes at most.

Payment options are a little limited since only Visa and MasterCards are accepted, though you can send payment via a phone call. Account costs are really cheap since the most expensive membership is just a dollar a day if you have a monthly plan. Or you can get 90-days access, which has an upfront cost of $64.95, which happens to be 27% cheaper. The most popular payment plan for a half a year membership is $99.95 total, which works out to $0.56 a day.

Getting Customer Service Is Better Compared To Most Porn Platforms

After thoroughly checking the entire site, this site has no problem running on any device or browser. We checked around the net and found that this seems to be the same experience that other people seem to have. And as is typical with other professionally made websites, there are few banner ads and no popup problem.

Usually, we would not do so much checking because one of the first things we noticed about Movie Porn is that there are several ways to get in touch with the webmasters and troubleshoot potential issues. At first, we thought that this was because of a coding problem, but it seems like the current site owners were being comprehensive.

However, if you do have a problem with payment, downloading a video, or some other technical question, there is a detailed FAQ linked in the menu. If you have a question that has not been covered or if you are still having a problem, there is a contact page. As far as we know, the webmasters are generally good about getting back to people in a timely manner.

There Are Several Standard Features Which Need To Be Added

While this website has clearly changed hands a few different times, at least, it is imaginable that the people running Movie Porn could get the rights to the older films advertised on this domain. This would make it easier to get people to keep their memberships since there are only about two and a half hours of footage. Even if you only watch a movie every other day, you will burn through the entire library in less than a month. When you consider the fact that members can download videos, too, there is no reason right now anyone would keep their subscription.

Further, with enough modern and old movies available, this would warrant the inclusion of more tags, advanced search features, and a category page. Besides the basic features which most other porn sites have, we think that this site could support a thriving social community. By adding a rating system, a way to leave feedback on movies, and a forum, this would add to the user experience and bring in more subscribers. Lastly, we would put out a newsletter, announcement page, or something similar to announce when new movies are going to be added.

We Can Think Of More Ways To Make This Site Profitable Without Gouging Customers

It is nice that you can download videos, but since there are enough movies to make up a modest archive, we would add a DVD and BluRay sales page. Sure, subscribers probably are not going to spend money on hard copies. However, we feel that this would be a way to sell videos to people who only want one film for less than a membership. Lastly, we appeal to more potential spenders by accepting other ways to pay. At a minimum, we would take American Express, Discover, and electronic checks. To stay ahead of the curve, we also think that people should be allowed to pay using major gift cards and cryptocurrencies.

The Big Question – Should You Get A Membership Or Not?

The failings of this site are mostly on the administrative end and will not negatively affect you, the customer. While they have been slow to add more movies, this site does have some of the best made erotic footage to date. They are spoofs, but unlike so many other adult films of this nature, the videos here are hot homages to their source material. If you have ever found yourself laughing rather than fapping at porn parodies, these movies will be a nice change of pace.

We do think that you should get an account at least for a month to save all of the smut to your harddrive. Even with its problems, this site deserves a decent rating of four hands.