MadGloryHoles

Men Have Always Been Obsessed With Holes

You guys know exactly what I am talking about. We have all seen at least one dude at the beach digging holes and shit like that. Some of them are even willing to get buried in there, and if that is not proof enough to you just how much guys like holes, I don't know what is. Regardless, the darker, warmer, and wetter it is, the more we like them. I don't know what it is, but the whole thing is actually quite fucking hard to explain.

Luckily, women were graced by God with three holes in which we can stick our cocks. Yes, your asshole counts to ladies. Don't be stingy about it. We promise to treat it with all the respect that it deserves. Pussy is an obvious answer, but for those girls out there who hate giving blowjobs, you better start learning how to utilize your mouth hole as well. A good blowjob might take you from potentially never marrying to getting multiple suitors. Trust me on this one.

We men are simple creatures; we don't ask for much. We just want to have 24/7 access to all of your amazing holes and we will be more than happy to stick around. I am sure that is how many women have gotten dudes to actually marry them. You girls probably don't even understand the power your holes have. If you did, you would've been running the world a long fucking time ago. Just think how many wars have been fought over them.

Now, sometimes we just want to bust a nut and not have to deal with all of the yapping and drama that comes with actually flirting and talking to a woman. That is why we often turn to porn. It caters to all of our wants and needs without any downside to it. I always have a few porn sites in my back pocket if needed, and I want to ensure that you guys do too. That is why we will be talking about MadGloryHoles today. Let's get right into it!

Oh, What a Glorious Hole

I am sure that is something every guy has thought of while a cock-obsessed slut was milking his dick dry. The feeling of cumming inside of a girl really can't be beaten. It doesn't really matter which one of the holes we are doing it in. We just want to empty our balls in them, roll over and fall asleep. Is that too much to ask for? I didn't think so, but I see some of you girls wanting to argue with me. Please don't; we can agree to disagree on this one.

So what in the actual fuck is a glory hole? Maybe it is your mistress' pussy, or the vacuum hose you discovered when you first got into jerking off. Well, as good as all of those sound, none of them is the correct answer. A glory hole is a random hole in the wall where you can go to get your dick sucked. Well, maybe the "glory" part is added because you are actually sticking your cock through a hole and hoping that at the end of it is another warmer, hotter, and wetter one.

If you are not intelligent enough to pick up what I am throwing down, then let's just start again. The internet will tell you that a glory hole is one made in a thin wall where a dude can come, insert their dick and get some sexual stimulation from an anonymous individual. Yes, it is an actual fucking Russian Roullete because you never really know who is on the other side. However, if their dick-sucking skills are great, you might convince yourself it's a gorgeous slut.

Now that you are not an uncultured swine anymore after that educational lecture, let me tell you that MadGloryHoles is a premium porn site with well, high-quality glory hole porn. Yes, that, unfortunately, means that you will need to pay to enjoy all of the smut in their library, but that is the bridge we will cross when we get to it. First, let's see if all of this content is worth actually paying for or not. We will talk about money a bit later, okay?

It's Free-For-All

We live in the 21st century, and the time when females are being excluded from the enjoyment of the porn industry has long passed. You don't need to go further than MadGloryHoles to see exactly what I am talking about. They ensure that the ladies also get their share of fun because they have a lot of porn videos in which it is actually the girl who made her way to the glory hole so she can finally get fucked right.

This is a lesson to all of you dudes out there. If you are not pleasuring your girl, there is a big dicked dude somewhere willing to stick his dick through a random glory hole to help her out with her frustrations. Regardless of all that, this is actually my first time reviewing MadGloryHoles, so I didn't really know what to expect. I had to say that I was older than 18 to enter this porn site, but once I did that, I was in.

I saw a lot of nice scenes and pics of sexy sluts enjoying the fuck of their lives. I tried clicking on one of them, and then it hit me. You can't do shit on MadGloryHoles without creating an account and becoming a member first. They are not giving us anything for free, which I find to be ridiculously stupid. How the fuck will we know whether their content is worth paying for or not? I guess we won't unless we actually do it, but that's not how I operate.

Luckily, there are some short clips and pics being rotated on the main page, so you can at least get some clue about what to expect. From what I am seeing, there are women of all ages here, and they all share one thing in common; they are cock-obsessed sluts. It seems that most of them are having the time of their lives in these videos and that they will definitely be looking for the next glory hole where they can satisfy their needs in the near future.

Let's Hear it, Greedy Bastards

They could've at least given us one free preview video. It didn't even have to be a full scene, it could be the generic 1 to 2-minute clip and we would be more than happy with it. However, that is not the way MadGloryHoles operates. No matter what you click on after confirming that you are older than 18 will take you to the sign-up page. These are some greedy bastards, but I guess it has been working for them so far, and they are not willing to change anything.

They won't even give us the trial option, which would cost us up to $3 bucks and last a few days. MadGloryHoles offers 3 different membership options. You are looking at having access to all of their premium smut for 1, 3, or 6 months. This is completely up to you, but I would start on the safe side and pick the month-long one first. You want to make sure that you know what you are getting yourself into before you pick a longer membership.

Well, the monthly subscription would run you $29.95, which is pretty much what you can expect to be an industry average. In all reality, it might even be on the cheaper side since this is a niche porn site. Regardless, a pretty common price for the length of the membership. If you decide that you want to be able to access all of the smut on MadGloryHoles for up to 3 months, you will need to pay $64.95. This comes down to $21.65 a month, just to let you know.

The longest membership will cost you $99.95 or $16.55 per 30 days. I have seen the quality of their smut, and it is top-notch. They have some gorgeous amateur Czech sluts in their porn videos that you would absolutely love fucking. The memberships give you full access to MadHotX Network since MadGloryHoles falls under it. They don't really have that many videos in their library as of yet, but that will improve.

There Has to Be Something to Complain About

Well, there actually is. You see, the few dozen of glory hole porn videos they have are simply not enough for all of the horny bastards like me. We simply need more, but on the other hand, these sluts are being fucked hard in the content, so at least we can look forward to that. Their release schedule is also so fucking random that it is impossible to know when the next porno will be uploaded. The suspense is killing me!

Lastly, I must say that their porn videos are a bit too short for my liking. If 10-15 minutes gets the job done for you, all the power to you, my friend, but I like to have a bit more time to enjoy all the perverted action.