HuniePop

Porn and Games Is a Match Made in Heaven

Listen, there aren’t many things that sound better mixed than porn and video games. I would put it somewhere on paper next to cookie dough and ice cream, strawberries and cream, vodka and cranberry juice, and Nutella and crepes. It is supposed to be a Shaq and Kobe type of duo, a force to be reckoned with. However, that doesn’t seem to be the case just yet. I am looking forward to the day that changes.

Listen, porn is in the top 5 things in the world, and so are video games. Sex is clear-cut number one, but the other four spots are up for debate. Both help relieve stress and are an excellent way to spend quality time. You could do a lot worse than jerking off to a hot slut or playing a good video game with some friends. With all that being said, porn video games are not bad. They are just not what we know they can be.

Big gaming studios are not interested in investing money in this genre of games because of what the world would say. With all that being said, there is one thing that these video games have over regular porn videos. They are interactive. When you are watching a porno, the only thing you can do is jerk off to it, but while playing, you can do something. Hopefully, you will learn to talk to a real-life girl, but that is pretty damn hard for some of you.

I am sure you know what I will be reviewing today, yes, it is a video game with a lot of sexy content, and it is called HuniePop. However, it is just one game in the ocean of others, so you are probably asking yourself why the fuck you should play this one. I understand your skepticism but take a drink, calm down, and focus. I am about to tell you everything you need to know about this game and what makes it so interesting to play.

A Popular Gameplay With an XXX Twist to It

There are so many games you can play on your phone today. I mean, even Diablo 3, League of Legends, and even Warcraft are available for your mobile devices, and I never expected any of that to happen. Those are some of the biggest computer games of all time, if we are being honest. However, when it comes to mobile phones, another gameplay has been played for a very long time.

Yes, I am talking about the match-three games. If you are confused and are wondering what the fuck am I going on about, let me just tell you that Candy Crush Saga and Jewel Quest fall into this category. I am sure you have played these games before or know someone obsessed with them. They seem to appeal more to the older audience like your parents, or maybe even grandparents, but that doesn’t change the fact that they are quite popular.

With that being said HuniePop adds an XXX twist to it all. Match-three games have been around forever, but now they are much more interesting. Well, not now since HuniePop was launched in early 2015, meaning it has been available to us for seven years. It is a pioneer because it opened the door for many similar games. Think about it as a McDonald’s in its field. That should be a good enough comparison.

People have been into XXX games for quite a while now. That shouldn’t come off as a surprise since there are too many horny bastards around the globe, me being one of them. Unfortunately, the biggest issue has been that the developers didn’t have the necessary technology to make these games as attractive as they should be. With that being said, things seem to be changing for the better, and I am excited to see what comes next.

Not Much Different Than You

I think people like playing this game so much because the character reminds them of themselves. The dude in the game, or the girl, depending on the gender you choose for your character, can’t get laid to save his life. Sounds familiar? I know it does because you haven’t been in pussy since the day you came out of one. I understand it is a tough life, or maybe you suck at talking to women.

Unlike your character in HuniePop, you don’t have a helper, making getting girls much more accessible. Instead, the lucky bastard has a fairy sidekick who can’t be seen by anyone else. Sounds pretty damn good if you ask me, aside from the fact that people might think you are crazy if they catch you talking to yourself as you walk down the street. Can you blame them? They can’t see or hear the fairy trying to help you get laid.

For whatever reason, she thinks that you are perfect. I have no clue what for. Maybe she is looking for a challenge, and there isn’t any bigger than helping you get your dick wet. Don’t get me wrong, she sounds like a perfect companion, but the fairy is a real bitch. She gives you attitude at all times for no reason. I am not sure if the developer likes being dominated, so he made her this way or what, but it is grinding my gears.

I don’t know how it all works out, but apparently, your character does well when being disrespected. Maybe he understands that he would never get laid without her help, so he is just riding it out. On top of that, whoever gave this fairy a voice sounds even more annoying. It didn’t take me long to turn off all the sound in this game because I was about to go crazy. Breaking my keyboard wasn’t worth it, so the bitch had to be muted somehow.

It’s Not All Sunshine and Rainbows

I wouldn’t blame you for thinking this game is all shits and giggles once you hear a fairy in it. Maybe hearing that she is a bitch changed your perspective, but let me tell you immediately that HuniePop is no walk in the park. No, you will not be able to beat it with ease. That is simply not happening. This game is a lot harder than I expected it to be, which is not necessarily a bad thing, I like a good challenge.

There are too many easy porn games out there, and if that is your cup of tea, I can’t blame you. However, you might want to stay away from this one, or you will be quite frustrated. However, those of you who enjoy playing challenging match-three games will absolutely love HuniePop, especially when you know that there is XXX content in it. This needed to be brought up so no one would send me emails complaining about it.

I mentioned Candy Crush Saga before, which is what you should expect from HuniePop. It is on the same level regarding difficulty, but I like it a lot more for obvious reasons. Well, it might be a bit harder due to attributes. Each of the chicks you are trying to fuck here gets off on certain things. Some like affection, others passion, and some are into sentiments and shit.

You have limited moves in HuniePop, but by matching the attributes, you can score better. Luckily, you don’t have to go through trial and error to determine which girls get off on what because this information is presented to you. The attributes are ranked from the least to the most favorable, so you must ensure that your moves count. You can buy gifts with the money you win to get on the girls’ good side and consequently get laid more.

Not Enough Sex

I don’t think there can ever be enough sex, but HuniePop could use more action. Sure, I enjoy that the game is challenging, but I came here for the smut, not the gameplay. If I wanted to play a tough video game, I would play Contra, Super Mario, or some shit like that. The wait to see some nakedness and hentai smut is too long, in my opinion. That is something which can be improved.

The visuals are pretty nice, but the fact that I have to wait forever to see a piece of hentai pussy is not something I am fond of. Overall, this is a pretty interesting game to play, it could use some more XXX action, but there is nothing you or I can do about it.