House Party Game

No One Can Say No to a Good Party

I know that some of you losers have never been invited to a party before, but if you ever do get an invite, you better not say no to it. First of all, you never know who you will meet at those parties, maybe you finally lose your virginity. That would be a crazy turn of events, but hey, maybe one of the girls out there got into a bet to sleep with you. Of course, you should take her up on that offer and get your dick wet for the first time in your life. Now, house parties are a lot better than going to a club. Why? Because they are a bit more personable, meaning that you will be able to talk to people without looking like a weirdo who is trying to hit on everything that walks. Small talk is normal here, and who knows maybe you click with one of the sluts there and take it upstairs to one of the empty bedrooms. For you, quick shots, even the bathroom will work. No one will knock on the door for at least a minute. Now, if you have never been to a party before, you might want to talk to someone who has some experience before you head out. You know, to learn the dos and don’ts. Casually talking to a girl is not going to happen smoothly if you have never done it before, well not without some help at least. No, pulling your dick in the middle of the part is never a good idea, no matter how big or small your dick is. Do not do this under any circumstance. Maybe there is a better way for you to work on your party skills? You know, a way for you to lean on your own mistakes without looking like a fool in front of everyone. There actually is something that would help you out with this perfectly. There is a video game called House Party. Let’s be honest, you are a dweeb, you probably sit in your parent’s basement and spend your days' gaming. This way you can use those skills to learn something that works in real life too!

It Gets Straight to the Point

Many video games and porn sites out there have a title that can be fucking misleading. You know, you read it and you are left wondering what the hell is the whole game about. However, that is not the case with the House Party, because that is exactly what it is about. It is an open-end social simulator with a bit of a humorous adult spin to it. There is a different vibe to it than most other games which have sex in them. It is developed by Eek! Games and it is not hard to tell that they put quite a bit of work into this project. That doesn’t mean that the game is perfect by any means, but it is an interesting one for sure. There are various updates to it, which means that they are constantly working to make sure your experience is as good as it gets. There are updates to this date and they have been working on it for over 5 years now It is actually available on Steam and Patreon which is a good and a bad thing at the same time. You can download the game pretty much anywhere, but there is a catch. To see the nudity you need to get your hands on the right patch. Yes, that is a pain in the ass, especially because it seems that the only place you can get that patch would be Steam itself. There is no need for this shit to be this complicated, but here we are. On the other hand, you have to be a complete moron to not be able to update your game with this patch. It will take you to know English and have two working brain cells, but you should be able to take care of that on your own. So, if you are here to see some naked titties and ass, you are shit out of luck. The Steam store page for this game is the only place where you can make those dreams become reality. This is why we can’t have nice things anymore.

Doesn’t Matter How You Make it to the Party

This is a 100% true statement. Doesn’t matter if you enter the party through the VIP entrance, the side door, or through the kitchen, as long as you make it, you can still leave the damn place with the hottest girl there. With that being said, in this game, you were invited by a friend to attend a house party. Apparently, you came there by yourself and don’t know anyone but the dude who invited you. This is either a recipe for disaster or it's gonna be glorious. These situations never go “just okay” either you have a hell of a time, or you end up leaving in an hour or so, there is no in-between. However, the damn party is absolutely packed, there are quite a few people there and all of them are from different social groups. You will find a tough guy, some sluts, and even an art dweeb. It is a melting pot of some people you want to be around and some you never want to interact with. This can be a great way for a fight to break out at a party, but let’s hope that is not the case here. There are people who are all about drinking and others who are strongly against it. Basically, it is up to you to figure out how to talk to each of them and get what you want. It is all about buttering these people up for your own benefit. I told you that working on your social skills is more than possible with the House Party game. The whole party is your oyster and there is nothing you can’t do here. Figure out how to be the main event and you will have a wonderful time. Actually, now I understand why there were so many updates for this game, the developers really tried to make this as real-life-like as possible, and quite honestly, I think they managed to do just that. If you thought that this was not a game, but instead a social experiment, I would not be arguing with you.

A Lot of Quests and Storylines

Listen, I told you that you need to know how to butter these people up to get what you want. For example, there are some people who are actually guarding the fucking liquor cabinet. Apparently, these two idiots are so against drinking that they are making sure no one else can have fun either. It is ridiculous really, but that is one of the problems that you will need to overcome. These people need to relax a little bit and have a great time. The problem is that if you don’t get into the liquor cabinet you will not be able to get with one of the sluts. You will need to give her something to drink so both of you can relax and then later get laid. Unfortunately, some of the quests can fuck up your chances with other people. For example, you might need to cross a person to get on another one’s good side. Not sure if that makes sense, but you better figure it out quickly. Some of the people have intertwined meaning that they have some history together, and it is up to you to take full advantage of them. Don’t get it twisted, just because the whole game is taking place inside doesn’t mean that it is a bad thing. Quite contrary actually, because this allowed developers to work on the small space quite a bit and create an interesting environment. Figure out what is going on and you will have a blast! You are able to play more than one story and go through them at the same time. Interact with the guests and you will find that they have custom stories as well. If you fuck something up, you can even go back and replay the thing. It is similar to many visual novels out there, the graphics are nothing amazing, but they are more than satisfactory. Don’t expect them to be at the level of God of War and you will not be disappointed.

It Needs More Nudity

This is my biggest problem with the House Party game, there is simply not enough nudity for my liking. I played the free version and found out that many of the sluts here are down to fuck, but it seems that might actually take a lot more time than I am willing to spend playing. If you have patience, then this is a game for you, if not, you are better off not playing it, to begin with. The storyline is quite slow so there will be no jerking off to it any time soon.