Horror Porn

Most of the high-end porn tends to be some form of humorous – or, in some cases, something attempting to be "humor" – which often parodies mainstream films and streams which are popular at the time. While there are some which do raise the bar when it comes to adding originality and above-grade performance and production values, we often find ourselves bored by some of these movies.

Big budget romance erotic films tend to be a bit better, and usually involve original premises and plots, though the quality is not always guaranteed. However, a much smaller genre – horror-thriller porn – tends to be much more consistent when it comes to thrills, chills, and spills…of all kinds of fluids.

So, if spooky smut is your thing or the idea of it stokes your interest, then you are going to want to read our entire review of HorrorPorn.com.

An Old Domain With Novel Nudity

Like many porn titles – or really, most web domains – after the early ‘90s, all of those which had not been claimed by early web developers were bought up by domain registrars like GoDaddy.

Using these registrars, many web designers would create or assign existing domains to their website, even if only to attract web surfers who were looking for the wrong site or a competitor. Others would develop domain URLs and sit on them, waiting for an e-commerce entrepreneur to buy up a site name that relates to their business.

It seems like HorrorPorn.com has been all of these since it was created in 2001, but it seems like no one did much with that URL. From what we can tell, it was not until 2007 that this URL was assigned to BDSM retail website HotXXX.com.

While assigned to that domain, the aesthetic and content had been upgraded a few times but looked nothing like the site we have now. It was not until about a decade later that HorrorPorn.com not only revamped itself into what it looks like today but has finally begun to live up to its name.

The Web Design Is Appropriately Dark

While minimalistic, Horror Porn has a good, or rather spooky, look to it. The background is black, the text is mostly white or grey, which makes the bright, and usually, shocking imagery stand out.

Though the structure is a bit pedestrian, at the top of the page, you'll see an icon on the left and a menu on the right, followed by a rotating series of previews of the most recent releases. Keep on scrolling down, and you will see a list of all of the website's titles.

Un fortunately, as we will see, there is not much in the menu other than links to log in or contact the website’s staff, that does not matter too much since it is the kinky content which matters.

These Movies Are Some Of Most Unique We Have Ever Seen

We find that most porn that adopts the format, production values, and budget of a mainstream movie, or at least a well-funded indie film, still tend to be lacking in one or two areas.

Usually, we find that there is a lack of creativity since they are typically low-brow parodies that do not either make light of the source material or are acted very well. Another common issue is that even with a larger budget, many "high-end" erotic films do not have the best production values, whether it be the cinematography, image and audio quality, or effects.

However, we have found that all of the movies on Horror Porn have none of those problems. In fact, all of them are shot of 4K HD, include great shooting and stunts, and feature makeup and prosthetics, which are equal parts titillating and terrifying.

There are dozens of movies that have been uploaded over the years – too many to talk about in detail. So instead, we are going to over the top ten most interesting and unusual films on this site.

The Girl In The Cage – The name pretty much describes it all. It is a movie. About a young woman in a cage and all the kinds of kink you would imagine ensues. Subs are going to want to check this out.

IT Is A Clown – Obviously a parody of the most recent film interpretation of Stephen King's (in)famous 1986 novel, this movie does seem to have a bit a humorous edge given the way some of the scenes are shot. After all, Pennywise may lurk in the sewers, but in this incarnation, he is looking for sex.

While definitely an intense BDSM film, we were impressed with the prosthetics of the clown in the film.

Demonic Beauty – One of the first films uploaded to this website, we imagine that it will be one of the "classics" of Horror Porn. We think that this probably is because of how jarring it is to look at, considering the main performer has an impressive prosthetic, which makes it look as if she pulled a zipper halfway up her face. Compared to other mainstream horror films, this demon-possessed-woman-haunting-a-house plot is not terribly unique. It is still a worth looking at if you ever wanted to see a POV shot of a succubus sucking.

Masked Psycho – Shot similar to a young adult coming-of-age adventure gone wrong, this film features nubiles and younger guys who go out on a road trip and end up getting stalked by a masked weirdo. But rather than “assault” them with a weapon, he prefers to use his prick.

Cunthulhu – For the longest time, we thought that the only tentacle porn we would ever witness would have come out of Japan. However, to our shock and to other people's either disgust or delight, this film is a fascinating Western take on the tendril fetish.

Based on the infamous Elder God from HP Lovecraft mythology, this mini-film features a bombshell blonde scientist whose personal experiment – a squid-headed man-monster. After escaping his restraints, it is the scientist who ends up having all of her orifices probed and penetrated in this ten-minute scene.

Damned Nun – True, nuns are nothing new in porn, but the habit-wearing performers these are not the sexy sisters you have seen in smut films past. Apparently attempting to shock and scare the audience into being aroused, the ravenous nuns in this flick growl as much as they groan, torture as much as they flash their tits, and engage in some seriously twisted, gothic amorous activities.

Pussy Monster – We could not find the performer who stars in this film, but she seems to certainly have unique anatomy. How unique, well as the name suggests, the performer has a…cavernous vulva, which has been stretched to the limits of what why think a human could do. While this mocumentary starts out as a solo scene, this gifted woman ends up in a steamy lesbian scene that we have never seen before.

The Exorcist – Based on the '70s novel and film of the same title. This parody also incorporates some of The Exorcism of Emily Rose. By that, we are referring to the incredible gymnastic moves that the starlet performs during her performance. To give you more incentive to check it out, a young woman who is possessed by a demon and a desire to stretch her body into all sorts of shapes – and the only way her holy man scene partner can release her is by using his anointing “rod.”

Gluttony – Obviously, this feast for the eyes is intended for chasers, fat fetishists, and those who enjoy all things BBW. The premise is relatively simple: an exceptionally eccentric masked slob and his friends invite a group of heavier women to a massive feast to plump them up even further…then pump them full of seminal fluids. While straightforward, this video has some of Horror Porn's most unique tags, including bizarre, fatty, licking, and pregnant.

Black Mass – Arguably one of the more tame films, the setup for this film looks more like a dressed-up BDSM film, but that is not a bad thing. The premise involves a woman (the sub) strapped to a table while two male priests (the doms) recite forbidden spells and practice some taboo kinks.

These are just a few of the dozens of other supernatural, science fiction, and psychological thriller-themed erotic films. Check it out for yourself, and you will find films featuring even more porn parodies, female aliens, humanoid spiders, three-breasted women, and, of course, sensual zombies.

Oh, and there is a horror porn parody of the black comedy, Bad Santa, too. That alone is worth checking out if only out morbid curiosity.

Examining The Horror On Handheld Devices

Unsurprisingly, this website and its relatively new content and constant updates means that the mobile version has been optimized fairly well, too. The same website aesthetic is featured as are the preview thumbnails, though, given the simplicity of the desktop site, this version does not need to be modified in any special way.

The Membership Fees Are A Bit Terrifying

Another thing, in this case, unfortunately, which sets this website apart from others is its high cost to join. At the low end – when you breakdown payments day-by-day – is the 180-day fee, which works out to "only" $0.72 a day. However, that means that you have to pay $129.95 all at once.

Moving on, a smaller total payment that gets you 90-days access is $79.95 total or about $0.89 a day. Lastly, monthly access costs $1.33 a day or a rather steep $39.95 – almost twice what most other studio websites cost.

On the other hand, since this website does have so many high definition movies with exemplary visual effects, makeup and prosthetics, and other production values, we can understand the high price tag.

Finally, though the signup process is quick, safe, and secure, only major credit cards are accepted.

The Good, The Bad, The Disappointing

Though not for everyone, including some of us, we could not help but marvel at the amount of effort to make these erotic films, even the parodies, into well-crafted films. Not all of them are terribly long, but given the combination of thrillers and various fluid spills, they feel like they are full-length films.

Moving on, all of them have a horror-theme, but rather than just rehash the same scary movie tropes, there is a selection of scenes which incorporate sci-fi, supernatural, and psych genres. And with all these kinds of kink and creatures, we really liked how good the prosthetic, masks, and makeup looked on camera. Of course, the exemplary lighting, generally solid direction, and impressive stunts pulled off by performers helped sell nearly every scene.

The biggest problem we had with this site is not what it has but what it lacks – specifically, no form of social features at all, which we found to be strange considering the devoted community this platform could generate.

There is no website forum, no comments section on any video page, or even a rating system. And from what we can tell, there is not even an offsite promotional page on Tumblr or Twitter to advertise the website and allow for community interaction.

While a minor thing, like ThePornDude, we were more than a little let down that there was no Human Centipede parody.

How We Would Improve This Platform

While we would lower the cost of membership, we doubt that this would be economical given the quality of the films' productions.

Instead, to attract new members and give them additional incentive to join and justify the price point, we would add the same basic features which most other professional porn websites do like a rating, favoriting, and commenting feature. We would also add a moderated forum, which would include weekly polls and blogs as well as a chatroom.

We also think that it is important to add additional payment options like e-checks, gift cards, cryptocurrency.

Horrified Or Horny – How Will This Website Make You Feel?

Obviously, whether or not you will enjoy these movies is going to depend on your interests, both when it comes to smut and general cinema. Clearly, those who cannot stomach horror or intense imagery are not going to like any of these films. Another group of people – those who may enjoy horror films and as well as BDSM and extreme porn will love these fap flicks.

There is yet another kind of consumer who would like this site even if they do not like this kind of porn – that being, those who generally enjoy scary movies. Seriously, even if this sort of smut is not your thing but you like entertainment that might make you leak yellow rather than white a bit, you should join this high-end erotic-thriller platform.

Though there are not too many social or other bonus features, with its high production values and varied selection, we have to say that this is one of the best "extreme" erotic websites we have ever reviewed, and award it a solid four out of five hands.