HentaiKey

Ho-ly shit. Guys, I think I just hit the motherload of all hentai porn. It’s like a goldmine in here, and you won’t believe what I’ve just found. I don’t even know where to start from when it comes to this website as it’s just so jam-packed with content! I guess I have to start from somewhere so let me first say that the name of this glorious site is HentaiKey.com! It’s a premium hentai porn website, and while I’m a bit saddened that you actually need to pay money to get all of the content that it has to offer, when you see all the porn you get then you just can’t complain at all. Let me tell you what I’m talking about by crunching some numbers.

So much hentai content it’s absolutely crazy

After all, I’m Porn Geek and I relish in crunching numbers. Alright, that might be a lie. I just like to think that I’m smart just because I’m a geek, but actually I suck at everything. They actually say how many videos and pictures they have which is why I can give you these numbers in the first place, but I still think you’ll be amazed when you read what they have to offer you on HentaiKey.com. Thousands upon thousands of hentai videos, several hundreds of thousands of images, mangas, doujin comics, and an insane number of hentai games too. Well, I’ll be fucking damned if that’s not worth the price! Getting this much content is just worth any price if you ask me!

I know that’s rich coming from a guy who basically scraps by every month because of his parents’ allowance that they give him. I might not be the riches guy, and might be a parasite that leeches off of his parents, but at least I know quality when I see it and I just have to say that what I see right now when it comes to HentaiKey.com is pure quality. But not only that, you also get the quantity. So instead of choosing between the two, it doesn’t have to be either-or. With HentaiKey.com it can be both, and you’re basically going to see the best of both worlds when you start enjoying all of the premium hentai content on here.

Premium hentai for all the biggest fans of the genre

Let’s continue by exploring all of the different sites that you get to unlock with a premium account. It used to be only a few sites, but now it’s several dozens of them, and each one of them has something special to offer you. While you might think that some of these sites can be accessed from other places, it just so happens that HentaiKey.com managed to get the rights to most of the content on most of these sites and so you’ll really have to get the premium account in order to get a premium experience on here. But hey, if you can’t pay for it then you can simply steal your mom’s credit card and pay for it like that! That’s what I did after all and I don’t regret it for a second because of the cast variety of hentai content that I received!

HentaiKey.com is a real dream come true for all fans of hentai porn. When it comes to people who just enjoy this kind of content since they know what they’re getting themselves into, HentaiKey.com is the perfect choice. Not only do you have original hentai content, but you also have hentai videos which are connected to some of the most popular anime shows out there. These shows are Naruto, Dragon ball Z, Pokémon, and many, many others. Al of these anime shows are known around the world and they’re on this website as well, though they take on a much more explicit role on HentaiKey.com.

It can be pretty sluggish and slow

After you’re done checking out all of the different sites and what they have to offer you, then it’s time to actually enjoy all of the content as well. Now, this is where you might run into a couple of problems. Namely, there are a few technical and organizational issues that I want to cover so let’s start rom the technical ones. The servers are complete crap sometimes. Now, I know you think that I know what I’m talking about when I’m mentioning servers and all that and because I’m a geek, but I actually have no clue what that means. I’m a hack, a charlatan, and so basically, I’m just bullshitting at this point. But what I can say is that the site is really slow at times.

Seriously though, at certain times the site becomes so slow that I can’t bring myself to use it at all. I just wish that they optimized it or whatever it is that web designers say when they want to get a much faster website. I want to see this site on steroids one day as it’s blazing through all the pages and easily letting me switch between all the different sites with all the redirection links. However, that doesn’t seem to be the case most of the time. Most of the time you might have to wait anywhere from a few seconds to even like 10 seconds to get redirected to a different site which is really unacceptable for me.

Some sites are pretty poorly organized

Now, the organization is another problem that I wanted to mention. But while the organization could be a lot better, what I can’t gloss over is the fact that the design is much improved over what the site used to look like. These guys have gone above and beyond to change certain things and now HentaiKey.com looks a lot more modern and it definitely looks like a site you want to spend your money on. From humble beginnings as a site that looked like one of those cheap Japanese hentai websites, to now when they managed to make their design a lot smoother and slicker, I just have to give credit where credit is due. Great job to HentaiKey.com for committing to change this much.

The colors are nice and all that, and there’s even a cinema mode when you’re watching videos so that you can concentrate on them rather than all of the other stuff that’s going on around it. But yeah, the only problem I have with the site and what it looks like is the damn organization. It seems really hard to navigate all of the content at certain times and especially when you keep being redirected to other sites which just don’t look the same as HentaiKey.com. It’s hard to keep relearning all of the layout options and features with every site. And some sites load faster while others load slower which also might be a problem to some people.

Choose your preferred premium payment option

At the end of the day however, you just can’t take away the fact that HentaiKey.com just has so much amazing hentai content that it offers you in every genre and sense of that word. You get hentai videos, hentai pics, doujin comics, hentai manga, hentai games, and so much more. There is even a special panel with all kinds of bonus content too. All that for as little as $15 a month. Well actually that’s just a half-yearly subscription and it comes up to about $90 every 180 days. The actual monthly fee is 30 bucks if you want to renew your membership every month. That’s on you to decide at the end of the day though.

You have to know whether you’re going to use this site for a month and get bored of it or whether you’ll be using it for several months in which case it would be wiser to get the longer subscription. But with so much content to choose from, it’s pretty impossible for you to get bored of this place. So, the only problem is money and how much of it you have on yourself right now. I know that I’m a cheap fuck, so I ended up stealing my mom’s credit card and getting the monthly subscription and now she pays 30 bucks every month without even knowing what the charge is. You can do that too on HentaiKey.com!