H Flash

Sometimes you just need a basic porn game website that brings together a ton of simple flash games for some quick and easy fun. Since 2017, H-Flash has worked hard to provide simple pleasures in the form of any flash game that they can get their hands on.

A Ton of Fun

The nicest aspect of H-Flash has got to be the vast number of games that they have to offer. There are too many games on this site to count. In the never-ending porn battle between developers who want to flesh out a full story and those that want to turn a few heads quick and simple, the tiny 5-minute experience Flash games still keep winning. That’s not because the general public has no appreciation for quality, mind you. It’s more the case that tiny flash games are much easier to code in a shorter amount of time and they do not require a lot of artistic effort.

That being the case, there are so many of them out there with new titles coming out in droves every single day. That means that you’ll never really run out of flash games. Once you get bored of one, you move onto the other. They’re like a box of cheap mixed candies. No single one of them can compete against hardcore chocolate, but you’d rather have 1001 random experiences than a singular one that you’re very familiar with.

And such is the case with H-Flash, as they bring you hundreds of quick and satisfying experiences every single day. You won’t exactly drown a lot of hours into a single game on this site, but every single one of them brings something new to the table. It also doesn’t hurt the experience that most of them are rule-34 inspired, meaning that they’re porn parodies of popular media. Usually they parody animated cartoons, but sometimes you’ll see a drawn parody of a live-action movie or television series, provided it’s popular enough to draw in clicks.

It also needs to be said that these games are not frivolous scams, but they are cheap thrills. In fact, they’re free thrills and there’s a seemingly infinite number of them. You couldn’t go through every single flash game on H-Flash in one lifetime, even if you tried to cash out early. It’s just not possible. The average length of a game on this site is hard to pin, considering that most of them are made to be played until you are done, rather than until the game is done. This is perhaps the biggest difference between fleshed out porn games with narration and characters and the clicker experience you get on H-Flash. They’re mostly there for masturbatory purposes and you get to decide when you’re done in that department. The game doesn’t really have a start to finish.

There are exceptions, of course, in the form of games that try to get away with what they like to call a story, but it’s more of a loosely strung together series of events, at best. They all boil down to the eventuality of seeing one or more naked women in some form of coitus. And it doesn’t really stop at women, if you want to be technical. There are a lot of homosexuality themed games, featuring multiple men. Further down the rabbit hole you’re going to find actual anthropomorphized rabbits, particularly ones from popular TV shows that were not originally intended to be sexualized in any manner. Still, the content is there for those who enjoy a bit of depravity with their evening coffee.

Many Dimensions of Smut

Off the bat, you’ll note that about 90% of the games on H-Flash are two dimensional and feature either animated sprites, but more commonly roughly animated artworks. The difference here is that sprites are usually used in platformers and there are quite a few of those scattered about. They move across a canvas with several movement animations. Keep in mind that they also usually come with sexualized animations as well, as this is a smut website.

The more visually artistic 2D games will feature custom animations across the screen that will repeat or loop depending on the quality of the game. You will often see several looping animations that you can switch between as you switch sexual positions with a particular girl. It’s a very popular trope and the differences between these games are mainly the type of girl that you get to have sex with.

Then there are the three dimensional games and those are quite rare. All of the 3D games on this site feature the pre-rendered animation style that has 3D models that were crafted with care then baked into 2D animations that are ready for Flash. These are cop-outs, to be honest, since they don’t actually let you experience a 3D environment.

Real and true 3D gaming cannot be found on H-Flash as Flash player would undoubtedly explode if someone were to attempt to move a 3D model within its quaint and arguably weak environment.

A Simple Place for Simple Folk

It’s no wonder that even in 2019, when you can get tons of hardcore 3D gaming action, porn Flash games are still going strong. They’ve always been the bread and butter of the interactive porn industry. They used to be the absolute best that humanity could muster, but nowadays they come with a very subtle charm that few can explain but most can comprehend.

A Flash game is less about the gameplay and more about the experience of uncovering what the game actually hides within. You don’t come back to a flash game over and over again. You come back to websites like H-Flash to discover more new games that you haven’t played before. There’s some fascinating psychological experience that goes down when you go through these porn libraries, akin to browsing actual libraries. Sure, you can see the covers, like those you see on library books, but until you crack them open to see what lies inside, they’re a mystery.

That’s perhaps the great fascination that people have with Flash games. They’re an infinite supply of mystery, with only the guarantee of smut to keep you going down the same vein. They’re a never ending goldmine of content that will keep growing steadily no matter how far technology takes us. In about a year from now, Flash player will be so outdated that most popular browsers will not even support it. But it’s not very likely that porn Flash games will die out. In fact, it’s much likelier that we’ll see an uptick in the amount of users on Internet Explorer, since that browser is now officially frozen in time – that is, frozen in the days of old when Flash games were an art form and not a pastime.

And maybe Flash games were never an art form to begin with. After all, who could possibly take it upon themselves to define what does and does not constitute art. What is clear beyond all reasonable doubt, however, is that Flash games were always driven by passion. You will not find a Flash game on H-Flash that was built by a corporation looking to turn a quick buck. Most if not all of these games were made by people like yourself – people that cared, people that took time out of their lives to create something and breathe life into it, hoping that it would survive the test of time long enough to not be forgotten. Thanks to H-Flash, their efforts are now memorialized. But do not let the somber fate of Flash games get you down. More than anything, their creators wanted people to pleasure themselves while playing their games, so if you’d like to pay homage to the smut wizards of old, pleasure away.

Some Technical Comments

H-Flash stays true to the styles of old with very simplistic design with no modern web conventions what-so-ever. You get pure textual links and they do their job quite well. You get categories like simulation, dress up, and the like and a ton of secondary links that help you get to where you need to go.

Keep in mind that there are also entire sections of the site that are external links and likely how the site has afforded to keep afloat over the past couple of years. There are also banner animations which are externally loaded ads. They’re not exactly intrusive. In fact, they’re easy to avoid because none of the rest of the content is animated, so you know exactly what to avoid. There also don’t seem to be any annoying popups or unwanted redirects. You get straight to the content, right as you find what you’re looking for.

Flash games are a dying breed, but H-Flash is here to stay and thrive on the passion of every Flash game enthusiast. If you fancy yourself a fan of original work that might be lacking in quality but rich in soul, then you’ve come to the right place.