Forest Of The Blue Skin

Porn Games Have Improved So Much

With so many different genres of porn and so many of you freaks out there getting off on different shit, it comes as no surprise that video games with pornographic content are becoming more and more popular. I mean most of you dweebs don’t do anything but play video games and jack off, so why not put those two things together? Maybe you weirdos will get out of your room and see the real world for once. Who knows, it is worth a try.

Now if you have been into porn for a while now then you know that porn games are nothing new, they have actually been around for quite some time now. The idea has existed for longer than some of you think, but the technology couldn’t keep up. I mean if you have HD porn, why the fuck would you try to create a video game where people fucking look like two blurry squares running into each other?

Luckily, a lot of things have changed and there are more and more interesting and quality porn games to play. Don’t get me wrong some of them are still weird as fuck, but you need to think about who the people behind them are. Some of these games are so obviously developed by dudes because girls do not get off on that type of shit. Just the other day I was checking out a game that included a lot of disabilities. I guess some of you get turned on by anything.

I am not judging at all. I am just saying that we are all looking forward to fapping to different things. To each their own, my friends, just keep enjoying yourselves. So, with all those porn games out there I caught a whisper about a game called Forest of The Blue Skin. Now I am sure that the name itself is confusing quite a few of you, but why don’t you just sit back, relax, and let me tell you everything you need to know about this game.

Is it a Porn Game Containing Smurfs?

The answer to that question would be no. I understand that the title can be a bit misleading to some of you who grew up watching Smurfs or are just obsessed with them. I know that those little bastards lived deep in the woods and had blue skin, but they are not a part of this game whatsoever. Some of you might have expected to see Smurfette being fucked or some weird shit like that, but that is definitely not what this is about.

There are definitely creatures in the game and you need to get away from them for your own safety. It is a concept where these creatures are trying to get you to cum, yes you read that right, and if you do, game over. I know some of you one pump chumps are not good at not cumming ridiculously quick, but you must make it work, at least in this game. Zell23 is the owner of the game and it is definitely nothing to scoff at.

Obviously, there is a forest involved, and it seems to never fucking end. The thing is, this forest is not easy to get out of, I am not even joking with you. The early parts of your virtual adventure are so damn hard that you will want to quit multiple times. I am not going to sit here and pretend that it didn’t cross my mind at least a handful of times, but I decided to push through. Mama didn’t raise a bitch and all that jazz, you know.

It actually reminds me a lot of the first Prince of Persia game, just with a lot more porn in it, if that makes sense. Older dudes will know what I am talking about, except it is not as dark, the background is not black and dark blue, but brown instead. The difficulty of the game is actually one of the things that make it so damn interesting. It is a lot harder than those typical side-scroller games some of you might be used to playing.

I Repeat - it is Fucking Hard!

I’ve read on forums that people are complaining about how hard the Forest of The Blue Skin is and I am calling bullshit. Some of them are saying that there should be a tutorial and all that jazz so you can understand it better. Again, I am calling bullshit. Some of you are not used to a real challenge, you just want to quit, and that is the exact reason why y’all can’t pull a girl to save your life. You need to try smarter and harder.

Zell23 was not fucking around when he developed this game, and he could care less if you are struggling to clear a stage or not. I am warning you right now, the man doesn’t care at all, if anything it seems that he enjoys seeing the players suffer. There will be no hand-holding or fucking participation trophies here so you can just forget about those right now. It is one of those games where you need to fail multiple times before you succeed.

Basically, as you are running through one doorway to the next you need to do your best to avoid all the creatures which you run into. Yes, some of them might have huge pixelated boobs and all that, but don’t get it twisted, they are here to kill you. Their weapon is sex, meaning that you will be milked dry as soon as they grab you. It is not a bad way to go if you ask me, but for the purpose of the game, you need to stay away from these creatures.

It is possible to escape the monsters once you get caught, I escaped this bunny-like creature with big titties with some struggle. The only problem is even when you do get to run away, it is hard to continue playing when you are low on health. You do have, what it seems to be, a knife or something like that for close range. For long-range hits, you are using your own dick because you are shooting these little sexy devils with your cum.

For All the SciFi Lovers Out There

There are so many fucking enemies in this game that you will run into that it would be ridiculous of me to try and explain all of them. There are some that shoot some purple balls which seem to be following you like they are locked in on your ass. You don’t have to believe me, but you will run into so many of them and you will have to either kill them or go around them. If you are caught you will be fucked to death! End of story!

If you are into SciFi shit then the Forest of the Blue Skin is the perfect game for you. Also, it is a great one for all of you who are into female dominance. I mean you are trying to fight them off and they are all about fucking you to death. All sorts of creatures will try to fuck you, some of whose pussies can eat you alive. Yes, you read that right. Again, I don’t think it's a bad way to die, but we need to beat the damn game, so focus and move on.

You are also able to catch these monsters like Pokemon, I am not making this shit up. After you catch them, it is your turn to do the fucking. That is exactly what the point of catching these little buggers is. Once you catch them, you can train them and fuck their brains out as much as your heart desires in your house. From then on you are able to do the fucking without losing health, dying and of course, losing the damn game.

From what I have seen all of the monsters have different abilities meaning that some of them can be a bigger pain in the ass than the others. There are some who can’t be damaged by any attacks which is just a fucking drag. These are not the monsters you want to pick a fight with, just get around them somehow and be on your merry way. You need to pick your battles and some are not worth getting into.

The Graphics Are So Cool

Honestly, the graphics are definitely on the new God of War game level or the Prince of Persia, but it has a lot of charm. It looks like all the old school games we used to play. I mentioned the original Prince of Persia and it is a mix of it, the Boogerman, Jazz Jackrabbit, and a few more. When I say a mix of them, I mean that they have similar gameplay and similar graphics. They brought me back in time to my childhood and added some sex to the equation.

Also, think about investing in a controller if you are looking to play the game because the keyboard controls are pretty fucked up. Just saying, the game is pretty challenging on its own, you don’t need to make it any harder.