eFukt

While more than 90% has always been reserved for porn services, not every website is made equal. You’ve got your triple A porn productions and various video tubes where you can check out babes getting plowed for hours on end, but there are tons of sites out there that we consider niche and original. Some try to branch out into specific and exotic genres, while others get really weird with their source material. These weird sites get their content so far out of left field that they leave us all slack jawed with the originality of their content and the sheer perversion of the smut they convey. No other website on the entire internet carries as much originality and general shock and awe as Efukt.Com. They’ve been around since the beginning of 2006, making them one of the oldest dens of filth and perversion the likes of which we will probably never see again. Luckily, EFukt has been around for many years, and the site is here to stay. They have been shocking viewers with videos that are so original and odd that one would have a tough time replicating the real and raw footage that we can find on Efukt.

Shocks and Cocks

EFukt isn’t an exclusively porn oriented website, and that’s what makes it such a fun place to jack off. Their entire shtick revolves around the idea that everything and anything goes, which of course leads to tons of smut winding up on Efukt. But the core principle here is that you only find videos on Efukt that you know for a fact you would never see on any porn tube. Whether it’s a compilation of girls screaming in pain from not being able to handle anal sex, or a short clip of a girl swallowing 101 loads of cum like it’s some sort of college initiation dare, EFukt has it all. More than anything they try to focus on bringing together as many funny videos as possible. The site isn’t particularly vocal about this, but they have made it clear that they like to laugh, and they love taking the piss out of specific smut scenes from all-over the web. So you’re likely to see some scenes from triple A productions, but cut down and edited for comedic effect, and focusing entirely on the novelty of something particularly hilarious that has happened during filming. Take for instance the countless blooper reels that you can find on Efukt, that all come from proper porn videos that were filmed with a very serious tone and intention. As it happens in real life non-smut movies, it so happens in porn that actors sometimes fumble their lines, or the cocks they are supposed to be sucking. Maybe someone manages to puke on camera, accidentally, because she tried to swallow a bit more than she could handle. Or maybe she took a particularly large cock up her ass and ended up writhing in pain and moaning hilariously on the floor. You’ll find every single blooper on this website, neatly cut together in easy to watch videos.

The Funny and the Sexy

So how exactly are you supposed to jack off to funny videos? Well, EFukt’s content isn’t fap-worthy across the board, but it’s safe to say that least two thirds of their videos will feature some pair of jack-worthy tits that you can enjoy during dark and lonely nights. As for the humorous part, well, if you have a sense of humor, and you’re also sporting a stiffy, Efukt is a nice combination of entertaining and arousing. You can jack off while you laugh, cum hard, then laugh some more until you’re ready to reload. As for what makes the videos themselves sexy, well, they’re not all funny for the sake of being funny. Some of these videos showcase the absolute extremes of pornography that normally don’t make their way to the homepages of triple A pornstars. You can call these bloopers, but it’s safer to think of them as record breaking moments in porn.

The Extremely Fucked Up

Beyond the countless videos that’ll give you a chuckle while you jack off, there are tons of vids on Efukt that will have you wondering where you went wrong in life. That’s because Efukt is an absolute magnet for the weirdest and most depraved types of content out there. Basically, if a video contains anything even remotely sexual and it’s also novel in some way, it’ll appear on Efukt. One really common type of video that you can hope to find are the clips of girls getting more than what they bargained for. This could mean that they signed up for extreme bondage and abuse play, but found it to be a bit too violent. They, of course, did not cease filming, presumably since they wouldn’t get paid if they stopped. So the videos go on and on, and you get to see them squirm in sexual agony while they try really hard to collect that paycheck. There is also a ton of videos that feature obscene sexual scenarios that you couldn’t even conceive of in your dreams. For instance, there are clips of people with mental disabilities having sex for the sole purpose of entertaining you. It’s all very macabre and unsettling, but it’s there. So if that’s your thing, you’re in luck. Efukt has got you covered. You’ll also see a lot of clips that will have you flat out confused and unsure as to whether you should keep masturbating or stop the video and ponder the meaning of life. One such video for instance showcases a Russian porn stream during which a guy literally rides a girl’s asshole while both his arms and legs are firmly off the ground. He’s basically floating on top of this girl, being suspended in the air by sheer force of cock alone. How he managed to do that we do not know, but it’s no wonder the video ended up on Efukt, given that it’s really fucked up shit.

The Community

Efukt is a very interesting and unique place in that it’s entirely moderated and updated by an in-house crew that gathers the clips and edits them for viewing. You won’t exactly find the entire hour long scenes that these clips came from. Instead, you’re going to see the edited version that Efukt’s team put together and added music to. That’s right, they even mix it all together to make sure that the comedic timing is on point. They do not, however, butcher the clips in order to market themselves or push some sort of ads. The clips are all uninterrupted entertainment, cut down to a perfect viewable length. They want you to see the chuckle-point and move on to another video. Sometimes they’ll link to an external source, and it’s safe to assume that that’s how they make most of their money. Either way, you’re not going to get rerouted to a Viagra website. All of their links lead directly to more smut on other similar websites. How this makes them money is not entirely clear, but it’s nice to know that your faps will not be interrupted. Besides, it’s kind of easy to spot the fake video links from the real ones, and even if you can’t, there aren’t that many of them to begin with, so no harm no foul.

The Technical Specs

Efukt has a mild retro vibe, with a unique website design that is very specific to their niche. They use a very small portion of the screen, and that’s not entirely unusual, given that most of their videos are in a very low resolution. The site isn’t motivating you to watch long videos in full-screen. It’s more of a pastime encouraging you to watch as many funny videos in a row as possible. Beyond the retro vibe they’ve got going on, which works really well for them, you’re not going to find a lot of sorting or video tags on here. The best they’ve got is letting you watch videos, pics or gifs and sort by trending. On top of that there’s an option to see video series, which are categories containing compilations of a specific nature that Efukt have been gathering over the years. For instance, there is a series featuring women who hate cum, and you can easily check out that category for a near infinite amount of clips of women vomiting buckets of cum that they regret ingesting. All in all, the website is optimized for fun and a light and breezy browse during which you are more than free to jack off to your heart’s content. Just be warned that the content on this website is not for the faint of heart. It’s an extremely adult website, to the extent that anyone with a weak stomach would be better off skipping Efukt for life. But if you’re one of those people who appreciate the harder, raunchier side of the internet, Efukt is the place to be.