College Rules

The Best Time of Our Lives

I used to hate hearing old heads telling me that I should enjoy college because it would probably be the best time of my life. It turns out the bastards were right. Life was so simple back then. You had zero responsibilities. All you have to do is get passing grades, and that is it. The rest of the time can be spent partying, working out, drinking, smoking, and fucking sexy sluts who are away from their parent’s authority. If you have wondered what prime sluts look like, then you don’t need to search any further than the small-town girls who finally escaped the rules of their parents. I swear to God. There is nothing worth witnessing more than that. These girls go insane, and most of them leave no dick unsucked. Their morals go out the window, and all of them excuse their behavior by saying that they are being young, wild, and free. If Whiz Khalifa and Snoop Dog knew just how much pussy I ran through to that song of theirs, they would probably start charging all of the college students. But, then, they would never need to make new music. Just the frat boys would be more than enough to finance their lavish lifestyle. On the other hand, the alcohol selection was never good, but you are young, and you keep telling yourself that your liver can handle all of it. I’m sure that there are those of you who are reading this review and asking yourself whether you are actually in college. Fellas, you just need to put yourself out there, and chicks will come. In college, even nerds can get laid. I mean, this might be the only time they will get some pussy in all of their lives. If you are unsure what that looks like, then maybe you should visit CollegeRules. Don’t worry. I am here to guide you through everything they have to offer.

Porn Can be Misleading

People say that a camera adds 10 pounds. In truth, they are just lying to themselves, but we will let all of that slide. I wonder if it also adds 5-10 years or what the situation is. The reason is simple, I have watched a lot of porn stating that the slut in them is college-aged, but in reality, she is not. They find a 30-year-old pornstar who looks younger and try to pass her off as a sexy university slut. We are not dumb here. We know what they are doing. Kimmy Granger is 27 years old now, and I swear that they have been casting her in damn near every teen or college porn video you can think of. Sure, she does look the part, but that can lead to a lot of guys missing out on pussy in their college years due to having unrealistic expectations. The same is true for Hollywood movies. There are actresses who were in their late 20s playing high school girls. This type of stuff needs to stop. However, it seems like CollegeRules is above all that. They are casting only gorgeous amateur girls in their porn. I am sure that many of you would be questioning that statement once you see just how fucking good these sluts are at sex, but they do say that females mature faster than men. Regardless, I am a huge fan of high-quality amateur porn. Sure, the professional sluts are cool and all that, but these random girls are where it's actually at. Think about it, pornstars are trained, and they know exactly what to do when shooting scenes. These amateur girls make the whole thing feel more realistic. They are doing all of this to make some pocket money, sure, but more importantly, they love being fucked properly. Girls love sex a lot more than you know, maybe just not with you. They will let their inner slut out for the right guy. Trust me on that, fellas.

Premium, High-Quality Pornsite

I guess the cat is out of the bag now. CollegeRules is a premium adult site, which means that all of us looking to enjoy their services will need to reach for our wallets. Hey, they say that nothing worth having is free or something like that. Well, whoever said that is an idiot, or they have never heard of free porn tube sites. However, the truth remains that sometimes you need to pay for high-quality service and content. After you make it to CollegeRules, it won’t take you long to realize that there isn't really a single thing you can do here without becoming a member first. I mean, I guess you can actually scroll through the front page, but that's about it. Everything else is locked behind the "Join Now" message. There are no free previews of their content, not even those short clips which last up to a minute or so. I am not the biggest fan of this approach to be fair. There are three memberships for you to choose from. First, there is a 2 days limited trial which would cost you $1. At least they didn't turn away from this option. This way, you can check out all of their smut and decide whether it is worth paying for or not. The other two subscription options are your basic ones. You can choose to get access to all of their content for one month or a whole year. The choice is yours. The shorter of the two will cost you $29.95. This is in the ballpark of the industry average when it comes to a monthly membership. The yearly one, though, is a real deal. You will need to pay $89.95 for it. This amount becomes a lot more acceptable once you realize that it comes down to $7.50 per month. Talking about bargains, right? The chances of finding a better price for this quality porn are quite slim.

Why So Secretive?

I don't understand the point of having a porn site and not allowing your visitors at least one free preview. How the fuck are we going to know whether their content is worth paying for or not? I like tasting or trying something before buying it. They could've simply had a blank page with a random slut on it and asked us right away to pay for whatever it is that they have hidden behind it. I guess that is pretty much what they are doing. Instead of just one girl on the page, though, they have multiple pictures from some of their scenes. There is a home tab, as well as one for Videos, Girls, Sites, Members, and something called Thumb Sizes. Again, there is no point in clicking on any of them without paying for a subscription first. The only thing which will pop up if you do so is the registration page. You can use a credit card or Paypal to make your payment, so there is that. I have actually paid for the 2-day trial since I am a professional, after all. I don't know to which college these lucky bastards went, but these girls are something completely different. You will see gangbangs, girls just showing off their bodies for dudes, and much more. Of course, there is alcohol in damn near every video, and I would honestly be surprised if that is the only thing these sluts have been consuming before the party started. They are definitely not shy, and they seem to like sharing. You will be able to enjoy a lot of videos in which sexy, two amateur college sluts are sucking one cock. It seems that they are mostly focused on the white chicks. Remember those small-town girls? That's what they seem to be. They are down for anything, just experience things their strict parents have always kept them away from. Take that, mom and dad!

Haven't Done Anything in a While

I was wondering what the fuck was wrong with CollegeRules. It's not like I haven't jerked off to their smut before. However, it seems that whoever is behind this porn site has all but given up on it. The content dates back to the 2010s and 200s, which is pretty damn nice. However, that becomes a serious problem once you realize that they haven't updated it in years. If I saw correctly, the last video was uploaded in 2013. Yikes! I think there is a lot of potential in this genre of porn, so I am rooting for CollegeRules to give it their all again. The bastards who started the whole thing may have long graduated and moved on with their lives. It would've been awesome if they found someone to carry on their legacy, but that did not happen. As a result, we only have old videos to reminisce about the good old times. You can still download them, though!